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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 31 2010, 11:18 PM (374 Views) | |
| lahlahlahliz | Aug 31 2010, 11:18 PM Post #1 |
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Post your jokes.. [don't double post please..] This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.” |
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| Project Yellow | Aug 31 2010, 11:27 PM Post #2 |
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What do you call Liz after leaving the bathroom? Megasauras. Sorry had too.
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| lahlahlahliz | Aug 31 2010, 11:45 PM Post #3 |
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lmao -.-thanks.. thanks.. |
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| Project Yellow | Sep 7 2010, 12:12 AM Post #4 |
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This thread is win! |
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| lahlahlahliz | Sep 7 2010, 03:32 AM Post #5 |
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'." |
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| BEEFYMcGangBang | Sep 9 2010, 11:28 AM Post #6 |
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That las tone is awesome. |
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| lahlahlahliz | Sep 9 2010, 12:26 PM Post #7 |
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You're awesome. [OHHH best joke ever!] lol it's late and I'm tired.. -.- |
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| BEEFYMcGangBang | Sep 9 2010, 06:12 PM Post #8 |
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So whens the VR4 gonna run??? BOO YA! greatest joke of the day right there! JK of caursies. |
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| Project Yellow | Sep 9 2010, 06:38 PM Post #9 |
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There are two fleas on a vajayjay, one is a burgular, ones a junkie. How can you tell them apart? The burgular is hiding in the bushes, and the junkies sniffing the crack. |
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| lahlahlahliz | Sep 9 2010, 10:04 PM Post #10 |
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lmao to both of you! -.- |
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Sorry had too.

6:00 AM Jul 11