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Sit Boy!; My fanfic.....
Topic Started: Jan 15 2005, 08:20 PM (212 Views)
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Intro: Hi everyone, as you may know, my name’s Kyo…. I’m here to guide you on the quest to Insanity…. I’m kind of packed right now…too many stories to work on…*mushroom sigh* I should really stop thinking of so many…but I thought some people might like this…here’s the info for the story and I hope everyone will enjoy it…if you fell the absolute need to insult me…go ahead and flame me…they will all be used to burn off Kagome’s hair… ^^ So…. no worries!!!! On with the info!!!!!

Title: Sit Boy!
Author: Kyosuke aka Kyo aka Goddess_of_torture aka Chibi_Kyo (yes too many names….)
Rating: PG-13 for insanity and violence
Type: Humor/parody
Characters: Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Lexain (oc), Kyosuke (oc), Yuriko (oc), Rinko (oc), Miroku, Kouga, Naraku, Shippo, Rin, Jaken, and Kagome
Warnings: Insanity, bashing, violent fighting scenes, use of pranks that should not be tried at home, and use of randomly found flame throwers
Idea started: 12/01/04
Inspiration: My bud Kellsie aka Sigma aka Oblivion_keeper
Summary: Unknown trouble has arrived in the Feudal Era by the means of four girls, all of them have been proven clinically insane! Believing the energy coming from these girls to be that of a powerful demon, while on their way to get Kagome, the Inuyasha gang goes to battle them. What they discover is not quite what they expected… What will they do to survive the visit of these girls, and will they live???

^^ Insanity like you’ve never read it before… ^^
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Sit Boy!

Four girls lay stacked in a heap near and old well. This well must have been far off

into the country, for green meadows and blue skies surrounded it. There was no

smog from the city, no bustling of cars from place to place, just the gentle sounds

of nature lulling the Earth to sleep. Though the wood of the seemingly fragile well

was old, it was smooth, like it had just been sanded. Vines wrapped lazily around

it’s wooden frame, and up into the canopy of trees. Wild berries hung and grew

plentifully here, along with fruits. To the viewer, it would seem a paradise, a place

untouched by civilization and modernization. Well, this paradise was in for a rude

awakening…because trouble was here….

The heap of girls groaned, and untangled themselves from the bunch they were in,

occasionally moaning or grunting in surprised pain. “Oh, my back!!!” one of the

girls with long silver hair and deep blue eyes groaned. The only one who looked

even remotely serious about the events, was a girl with long black hair and sea

blue eyes. The black haired, blue eyed girl previously mentioned, rolled her eyes

and said, “Yuriko, get over it…it has to hurt to heal!” in a sing song voice. “No it

DOESN’T!!!!!” Yuriko quipped. Just then, a scream pierced the air, “WHERE IS MY

LIGHTER…AND MY MATCHES!?!” A girl with silver hair and gray eyes yelled. “I

need them to live!!!!!!!” she yelled with desperation written clearly in her steadily

rising voice. “I’ll help you!!” chirped a girl with brown hair and hazel eyes, as she

jumped around. The black haired girl twitched with annoyance at all the

screaming…. “Kyosuke, do we need to SCREAM!?!” she yelled at the gray eyed

girl. “Apparently so…” Yuriko snickered. Kyosuke got on her hands and knees to

search for her precious tools of fire. “Help me search for them!!!” she half yelled,

half begged the other girls. When the other girls began to shake their heads no,

she let out a dangerous growl and glared at them. The other girls bit their lips and

bent to help her look for them. One thing every being on the planet needed to

know, was that she could be a nice girl, but she had one hell of a temper. Her past

had molded her into a clinically unstable person to be around, but that didn’t stop

them. They were the group, the ones that you couldn’t separate; they always

stuck together, through thick and thin. Yuriko was searching the cracks and

crevices of the well, because if they didn’t find those items, they wouldn’t have any

heat at night, in this strange area. “FOUND ‘EM!!!” She yelled as she pulled them

out from in the well. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as Kyo grabbed them, and

shoved them into her pocket. Then, she pulled out about 30 more plus a bottle of

fuel with a sweatdrop, “OOPS…forgot I brought extra….”

She was faced with a mob of annoyed friends, which wanted to murder her. She

sweatdropped and hid behind a tree. Lexain (pronounced La-Shane), the black

haired girl, sighed and grabbed the other girls by their ears. Yuriko and the brown

haired girl, also known as Rinko, plopped on the ground with disgruntled sighs.

Rinko began to twitch and wouldn’t stop, while Kyo kept playing with one of her

lighters. Yuri was leaning against the trunk of an oak tree, ignoring everyone while

glaring at the sky. Lexain glared at everyone and told them to, “SIT STILL!!!!” Kyo

jumped up startled, and let go of her lighter. Her lighter soared and landed in the

well, somehow lighting a fire. Kyo’s eyes went wide and she dove to get

her ‘precious’ lighter. Yuri caught her leg, to keep her from jumping to her death.

Kyo anime sobbed and curled into a ball. She sniffled and rocked back and forth.

The rest of them stared at her with pity, “Man, she’s taking it hard….” Lexain

mumbled.

Rinko craftily smiled, and magically pulled a lighter out of her pocket. Rink smiled

softly and handed Kyo the lighter, and Kyo, being who she was, immediately

brightened up. Lexain rolled her eyes and said, “Should we put out the

fire???” “NAH!!!!!!” the others yelled and proceeded to watch as the well crumbled

into ashes.

Kyo: I’m evil, huh???
You can tell I don’t like Kagome….and any flames will be used to burn off Kagome’s hair, and to torture her for eternity!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm.............
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:blink: I'm glad I never watched Inuyasha...
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lol.... :lol:
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and nice writing there Kyo. ;)
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thank you, I have another story, but I don't know if I should post it, it's 7 pages long......
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:blink: 7 pages...make another thread, maybe?
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Night fell upon the area where the girls sat, the fire had dimmed long ago, but the well was still burning. It seemed that it didn’t want to go, it would probably take at least another 7 hours for it to burn. It was a shame, Kyosuke was looking forward to the well crumbling into ashes, along with the owners…to make sure it burned, they would occasionally throw wood onto it form nearby trees. Lexain sighed and said, “It’s night, and we should find a place to sleep….” Yuriko nodded and said, “…. but it will take awhile and we don’t know the wildlife around this area…” Rinko was sitting on a tree, watching the well burn with utmost interest, “Where are we anyway???” Kyosuke blinked and looked really confused, “I don’t know….” She replied. Lexain sighed and ordered, “Split up, when you find a place to stay, yell!!!!!!!” The rest of the girls nodded and split up in hopes of finding a place to stay.
Inuyasha sniffed the air and darted in between trees trying to find the source of the smoke. It seemed to be coming from a mile or two away. They were on their way of course to pick Kagome up from the well, because she hadn’t gotten to the meeting spot on time. Sango and Shippo were really worried, but Inuyasha could care less. Miroku walked up and asked, “What’s wrong, Inuyasha???” Inuyasha turned his head and replied, “Feh…. smells like someone started a fire…” Shippo bounced over and squeaked, “Do you think Kagome is alright Miroku????” Miroku looked down at the little fox demon and replied, “Of course Shippo, Lady Kagome is just fine!” Inuyasha glared and began to walk towards the smell.
Kyosuke walked on the forest path, looking for a cave to stay in, hopefully one that was dry. She searched under a rock and said, “Nope, no cave there…. if I were a cave…. where would I hide???” Kyosuke looked around and saw some mushrooms, “Mmmmm…yummy!!!!!” she yelled and ate some of the mushrooms. She sat down and after a while, felt different. “WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!” she chorused in a happy voice. Things were spinning and everything was all swirly….”So much prettiful colors…” she muttered with her eyes crossed. She sat there for a while and then saw what looked like a cave. “Cavie!!!!” she yelled and ran towards the so-called cave, but instead ran into a tree and was knocked out. “Owie….” She muttered before passing out.
Lexain walked through the rocks, trying to find a cave…she thought that this would be the best place for her to find one since it was so rocky. She was getting annoyed at a very fast rate, and if she kept looking, she was probably going to blow her top. She sighed and walked back to camp to wait and see if the others had found anything.
Yuriko was sitting in a tree, ignoring the search for a cave, and instead listening to her mp3 player. She sung softly to the playing music and looked up at the sky. She sighed and muttered, “I’m so god darn bored…” She sighed and jumped from the tree, beginning the slow walk to the meeting area.
Rinko skipped near the river humming a happy tune under her breath…she smiled and then decided to swim in the river. She hopped in and splashed around with glee, totally forgetting to find a cave. She eventually returned to find Lexain and Yuriko waiting, but no Kyosuke in sight.
They all sighed in unison and spoke, “We should find her….” Lexain nodded, “She probably got herself killed…” Yuriko snickered and said, “Nah, I bet she chased the pink mutant bunnies again…then got killed…” Rinko shook her head and gave a big grin, “Nope, you’re both wrong…I say she was walking and saw some mushrooms, she ate those mushrooms and started to hallucinate…then she walked into a tree and passed out!” Lexain and Yuriko gaped at her, “What?” Rinko grinned, “I’ll look in the forest, get going you slowpokes!!!!”
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that was a great update Kyo I love this fic ^-^
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thanx.....you're my hyper buddy in it!!!!
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I like being the hyper buddy and I got to swim I love to swim ^-^
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nice story kyo
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thanx Oki!!!

*hands real Yzak and all things related to him to Oki*

*gives Aya lots and lots of sugar plus a swimming pool*

If only things were really like this....*sigh*
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They all left in opposite directions to find their missing friend, some more willingly than others, but still going. The forest stretched on for miles it seemed and any onlooker would get lost in its depths. A cool breeze gently shook the leaves of nearby trees and the sun sunk into the ground, or so it seemed. The wind whispered of hidden temptations and two searches unknowingly went on simultaneously. It seemed that fate meant for them to meet, but that just might be a false theory. Throughout all the meaningless and insane problems that are unleashed, life goes on…
Inuyasha sped through the forest, his hair, a white color bordering on silver flew behind him like a curtain, and two dog-ears sat on top of the mass. He wore a scowl and didn’t look like a happy camper, but when did he ever? Miroku, Sango, and Shippo trailed after him, not even trying to keep up with his speed. They let out mushroom sighs and Sango picked poor Shippo up, who was currently trying to walk as fast as the ‘Tall people’ as he liked to call them.
“Thanks Sango!” he cried with chibi eyes, waving his tail like a flag.
“It’s okay Shippo, I know how hard it is for you to keep up…” Sango replied with a kind smile.
Miroku looked over and mushroom sighed, he had stopped fondling her posterior after the first hour of traveling and the first 50 slaps. Inuyasha slammed to a halt, making the rest land in a great heap of living things. Somehow in this mess, Miroku’s hand once again landed upon Sango’s posterior, and she slapped him.
“YOU PERVERTED MONK!!!!” she screamed with an irritated face at the poor Miroku, who was now lying upon the ground with a red handprint upon his face.
Miroku anime cried with a bad imitation of chibi eyes. Shippo blinked at what was happening and shrugged his tiny shoulders. Inuyasha sniffed the air, quickly becoming irritated with all of the screaming. Miroku sat up, rubbing his sore cheek.
Sango glared once more and turned away with a, “Humph!”
Inuyasha turned slowly towards them, and with an irritated voice yelled, “SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!” He paused and spoke again, “I’m trying to find the source of the smoke!”
Everyone stood still and nodded seriously as Inuyasha’s ears perked as he listened to the crackling of the dying embers. A growl erupted from his throat and he took off in a full run, everything began to blur, and they had to run after him as best they could. He erupted through the trees and into the clearing where the well stood, or what was left of the well. The rest came tumbling through the trees and gaped at the well.
“Oh god…” Sango muttered as she erupted in half sobs, “Kagome…the well….”
“Kagome!” Little Shippo cried, running to the well and climbing over the edge, burning himself in the process to see if he could see her. It was no use, she was not seen inside the depths of the well and it was almost burnt to the point of never being repaired.
Miroku just merely stood near the well with his head bowed, muttering words of silent blessing to make it better. Miroku looked up to see Inuyasha standing there, unmoving, and unexpressive. He didn’t show any sorrow, or any happiness, it was like he was frozen…
This was the state the girls found them in, they returned to the starting point, not having any luck on finding a cave or Kyosuke. Rinko sighed, unhappy that she hadn’t found her.
Yuriko glared at the people in the clearing and muttered, “Who are they?” She turned her head towards the burning well and added, “…and why are they so upset about that well….”
Inuyasha snapped his head towards them and glared, “Did you do this?” A deadly note hidden in his voice surfaced and Rinko bit her lip.
“What if we did?” Yuriko challenged back with an equal, if not greater glare. “What would you do about it?” She pulled a bang behind her ear and looked at him waiting for an appropriate answer.
“I’ll kill you…” he replied in a deadly voice, “I’ll make you pay…I’ll make that person suffer and there will be no mercy…” he added in a growl. His eyes were probably as narrowed as he could get them, well as narrowed as a normal person could get them, but he wasn’t normal.
The air vibrated with the negative vibes being sent back and forth between the two parties.
Rinko laid a hand upon Yuriko’s shoulder and whispered, “I don’t like the feel of this!” She turned towards Lexain with a nervous frown.
Lexain nodded and stepped forward, “I don’t like the way this conversation is heading, if you want to fight, you could of just asked, and if you must know, my friend slipped and lit it on fire…” She looked at him with a superior look and added, “You need to control your anger…”
Inuyasha let out a growl and charged at her, with his claws ready. Lexain dodged just in time, pulling out her own weapon, a katana to be exact. She turned, but not in time, she was slashed across the arm by his claws. She hissed in pain and held her arm, but still continued by charging back at him with equal force. They clashed and sparks flew, in the background Rinko and Yuriko cheered on Lexain, while Sango, Miroku, and Shippo cheered Inuyasha on. Both opponents glared at one another, and jumped back. Lexain glared, gritting her teeth in agitation.
Yuriko shook her fist and yelled, “Come on, beat him!” She let out a whoop and put her fist down, figuring that would be enough cheering for Lexain. The fight carried on, neither one winning, but neither giving up either.
Meanwhile Kyosuke had awoken to find herself thrown over someone’s shoulder. She glared and grunted, “Would you put me down, I can walk ya know!” She let out a disgruntled yelp as she was put down. She wobbled on her legs and fell on her toosh. “Owie!” she yelped, rubbing her sore toosh as she got up with the help of a little girl. She raised her eyes to see a tall man with long silver hair and a crescent marking on his forehead, his gold eyes peered at her emotionlessly. She shivered and sweat dropped, “Uh hi!”
He lowered his eyes and peered at her with a cold glance, continuing to walk at a set pace. Kyosuke blinked and tried to catch up to him.
The little girl danced about his legs in her small kimono chorusing, “Lord Sesshoumaru, can she come with us, please!!!!!” The little girl gave him the dreaded chibi eyes and waited, thought not pausing her frivolous activity of dancing about his legs.
The man now known as Lord Sesshoumaru glanced down at her and replied, “No Rin, she’s a weak human…we don’t need her….” He turned his eyes back to the direction they were walking in and lapsed into silence once more.
“HEY!” Kyosuke cried indignantly, “I am not WEAK!” She glared up at him, her silver hair blowing in the wind. “I don’t appreciate being considered weak, I happen to be pretty strong!” She sidestepped after him, trying to look him in the eye and prove her point, but failing in her attempts.
Sesshoumaru looked down and gave her a cold glare, “I consider any human weak, and you’re no different.”
Rin looked up at him, grasping his pant leg, “…. but Lord Sesshoumaru, I get lonely and she seems nice, PLEASE!!!!” Kyosuke nodded at every thing she said, pretty much imitating a bobble head.
“I AM!” she chorused, wanting to join this strange party for some strange reason. “I’ll be good, um…. she said your name was Sesshoumaru right?”
The other member, who until just then hadn’t spoken cried in outrage, “How dare you a mere human speak his name with such disrespect!” Kyosuke raised a pale brow and glanced at the frog with amusement.
“Man aren’t you the cranky yet loyal follower…” she muttered, rolling her eyes at the end of her sentence. She glanced at Sesshoumaru and blinked, “So can I, huh Can I, C-A-N I????” She began to bounce around his legs, much like Rin.
Sesshoumaru glared down at her, then with a flick of his wrist she was thrown over his shoulder again, “Fine, just shut up.” Kyosuke sighed and sat or lay still, grumbling things all the way.
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