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Another Random story on a rainy day...
Topic Started: Mar 19 2005, 10:48 PM (387 Views)
ashtastetherainbow
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[size=14] Another Random Story on a rainy day...[/size]

It was an ordinary day for our beloved author, who is not quite beloved to some. She got up, early so as to avoid the competition of her younger brothers for pc time. It was a ritual almost, whoever got up the earliest had free reign on the computer, and she had slept in for the past few days. Her annoying little twerp brothers always beat her, saying that she was getting ‘old’ and ‘slow’…PFFT…yeah right like that would ever happen! She cackled as she dove in slow motion for the keyboard, but what was this, someone got there before her. She crashed into them and looked up to see a bird, no a plane, no…HER BROTHER!!!!!
“NO CURSE YOU!!!!!” she cried, breaking down into sobs. She cradled her head in her arms and then rocked back and forth. Her brother shook his head and then sighed.
“Mom, she’s done it again…I really think we should send her to a mental institution…” He stated, trying to use the big words to confuse the author.
Of course she was oblivious to all this and continued to sob quietly to herself…. wait rewind that, that’s not right…She whined and complained loudly, hoping her practiced Momiji chibi eyes would work. “BUT MOM!!!!!” she groaned in disappointment.
Her mom put her hands on her hips, “No buts young lady, be nice to your younger brother!” Her mother gave her the evil eye, but the author couldn’t see or hear anything…. all she could think about was her computer time flashing before her eyes and the overwhelming dread that is her brother…. She was barely aware of speaking…

Ashuri??

Stop playing around….

THIS ISN’T FUNNY!!!!

Then she snapped back to reality and dove towards the computer, only to find it wouldn’t turn on. “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” she screamed in anguish, taking out a rubber mallet and bashing the piece of machinery that she had loved. She laughed insanely, “If I can’t have you, nobody CAN!!!!!!”
Her family sighed and shook their heads, you see, this was a normal occurrence in the author’s house, and nobody bothered to change it. Then realizing what she had done, the author pulled out her hair, “MY BABY!!!!!!”
Somehow the early morning jolt went through her system and she became SUPER AUTHOR, using her ultra super powers, to fight crime and the forces of SPAM! She whooshed out from her house and went to get TACOS!!!!! Reports were being submitted into the city like crazy, it seemed the taco bandit aka THE GREAT AUTHOR was on the loose and ready to rob the world and supercomputer blind.
Unfortunately, it began to rain, and then the CHEMICAL X she ingested on a breakfast frenzy was washed away and she found herself falling. It seemed to go on forever and she began to sing the falling song….

“I’m FALLING, FALLING, FALLING!!!!”

“I’m FALLING, FALLING, FALLING!!!!”

“I’m FALLING, FALLING, FALLING!!!!”

“I’m FALLING, FALLING, FALLING!!!!”

When she was going to get into the 5th verse of her song, she was bonked upside the head with random objects and useless collectables that she had given out over the years in reviews. “I knew these would come back to haunt me….” She muttered, giving the collectables a crooked glance. Really, the glance was crooked, because she was falling and couldn’t put herself upright. Eventually she hit the ground and died upon the concrete…


But that wouldn’t be any fun now would it…. so she magically came back to life and continued so she could annoy the readers more. By this point in her never-ending journey, which would probably end soon due to angry readers, she had collected quite a few collectibles and was wearing them as jewelry….
She now rivaled Bakura in appearance and didn’t hesitate to flaunt it. She walked around town, doing the ‘cool’ walk, which earned her many stares. Her *BLING* wasn’t actually bling and therefore she was labeled as a freak. Of course since all the readers are intelligent, they now by now that the author was stalling to prolong their agony, seeing as she is only 13 years old and hasn’t fully developed her writing skills. Ah, the wonders of being able to type, which leads to another interesting topic that she would never get around to discussing, because when she unrolled her list of discussion topics that needed to be discussed for they were discussion topics, the list fell below the inner core of the planet.

Author: O_O Woooooowies!!! That’s a lot of topics…
Author typing: *bonks author on head*

In the end she went back home, dejected and lonely, without her poor computer on that cold rainy day…
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Ashuri: Yes, that is my name now…. MUAHAHAHA!!!! And yes, that was a useless ramble of a story with no point, but who said you had to read it…I beg of you to review, even if it is only to laugh at me being pathetic… >.>

Kurama: Yes, please do so I won’t have to read it…

Ashuri: MR. FUZZUMS, how could you…I trusted you… T-T

Kurama: Review please + save me!!!! ><

Ashuri: JA NE! ^-^
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*Runs up and saves Yoko Kurama leaving Suuichi* The story was...OMG Funny!!!! *Dissappears with Yoko*
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Thanks... ^^ *doesn't bother to give her any collectible because they will come back to haunt her*
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LMAO!
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^^
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now I shallst laugh more
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