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A bad day at work
Topic Started: Sep 5 2011, 03:04 PM (332 Views)
Pam
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This is true

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a
commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an Email he sent to his sister.
She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a *worst job experience contest*. Needless to say, she won.

AND HE WROTE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week
I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately
at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not
so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I
first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a
suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is
quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this:

We have a diesel-powered industrial water heater. This $20,000
piece of
equipment sucks the water out of the sea, heats it to a
delightful
temperature, then pumps it down to the diver through a garden
hose which is taped to the air hose.


Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several
times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take
the hose
and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This
floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my bum started
to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few
seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my
back, but
the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it
into my
suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the
jellyfish couldnt stick to it.

However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I scratched what
I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the
crack of my bum. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with
five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I
aborted the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression
stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to
begin my chamber dry decompression.


When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poo for 2 days because my bum was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your arse !!

Now repeat to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my
job. Now
whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?????


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kathleen
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:rofl: :rofl: that was very very funny.
:rofl: :rofl:
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I love my job, I love my job, I love my job. :E

Mindst, the chances of a jellyfish biting me in the arse is a bit remote whilst I'm sitting in an office. Still, you never know, knowing my luck. :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Bahahaha XD that's so funny I feel so bad for that guy XD
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Loki
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Never have a bad day at work That's because I sends the wife ourflo out to do the grafting 7 days a week.
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Poor Flo. Thirteen hours a day seven days a week, not to mention all the gardening, shopping, cleaning, painting and decorating, cleaning the car and feeding Loki as well. The woman is an absolute saint! :snicker: :snicker:
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charlie
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Flo must be a pearl of a woman.
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Loki
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charlie
Sep 5 2011, 07:41 PM
Flo must be a pearl of a woman.
One in a million Charlie :rofl:
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charlie
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You wouldn't get our Maude picking a spade up Loki, She'd rather pick a rattlesnake up :E
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Pam
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:lol: :lol: she is a gem Loki :lol: :lol:

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