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A duck tale
Topic Started: Sep 7 2011, 02:26 PM (53 Views)
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the Bird's'

Chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so Sorry, your duck has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any Testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and returned A few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind Legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck >From top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook His head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat.

The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly And strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this Is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!", she cried - "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150
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That is really, really good. :E :clap: :clap:
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Loki
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Bloke walks into a pub with a Duck in one hand and a biscuit tin in the other .
Orders a pint and places the biscuit tin on the bar puts the Duck on the top of
the biscuit tin and says dance. The Ducks starts to dance like mad.
The Barman can not get over the Duck dancing and offers the Bloke £50 for the Duck.
Bloke agrees and is about to walk out the door when the Barman says how do I stop the Duck dancing.???
Just blow out the candle in the biscuit tin says the Bloke....... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Pam
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:rofl: :dance Loki
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bluecitygirl
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both very funny.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Amy
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haha, they are funny love it:D
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