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| Fifty Shades Of Grey; a bit rude | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 10 2013, 02:23 PM (120 Views) | |
| Pam | Feb 10 2013, 02:23 PM Post #1 |
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view) warning a bit rude The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; ... T'was "fifty shades of grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left t*t! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!! Well readers, I can't tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey |
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| bluecitygirl | Feb 12 2013, 05:04 PM Post #2 |
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Good one Pam :clap: :rofl: :rofl: |
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