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The Adventures of Sir Fredrick
Topic Started: Feb 23 2016, 09:46:12 PM (1,856 Views)
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(That's a funny post :D )

The video went viral, but in an infamous way, as someone in the video committed murder and Sir Fredrick did nothing to stop it. Everyone "unliked" his video, save one person (the murderer himself, who was then found by angry mobs and thrown into a lake).
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(Thanks Brighty :) Your post was funny too :D )

However, Sir Fredrick's video was soon deleted for violating section 311, rule 529.5 of KingdomTube's Terms of Use, "Videos showing crimes being commited may not be uploaded on this site." With the video no longer available, the whole nasty incident was soon forgotten.
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(KingdomTube :D )

Then, Sir Fredrick went back to being a professional procrastinator. He was very good at his job, but not very good at getting money.
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Luckily, the next day Sir Fredrick was hired by a local high school in desperate need of his services. The students were not studying enough because they were too busy procrastinating. With Sir Fredrick doing all their procrastination for them, the students spent more time studying, and got better grades.
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(That made me laugh :D )

The effects were temporal, however. When the students went to college (where it's illegal to have someone procrastinate for you), they were unprepared and got an F- on every class (they were so bad that the university had to add a new grade). Word got out that Sir Fredrick's services had led to these results. His reputation plummeted, but on the bright side, it wasn't a loss since his reputation was already bad anyway.
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(Your reply is very funny :D )

In an effort to restore his reputation, Sir Fredrick tried to get himself hired by the university as a professor of procrastination. He succeeded, mainly because the university had recently made a lot of money by licensing the F- grade to other establishments. Sir Fredrick's class got the best grades of the entire kingdom (he was quite good at procrastinating, and teaching others how to do so).
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