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| Fivergoalkeeper | May 14 2015, 03:28:33 PM Post #241 |
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All this have no chance, because I have Bud Spencer and Terence Hill at my side. They are the strongest men of the world. They win all fights. So the hill is now mine. ![]() ![]()
Edited by Fivergoalkeeper, May 14 2015, 03:28:55 PM.
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| Capt. Rake Nightfur | May 14 2015, 07:33:13 PM Post #242 |
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Folf!
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You have forced my hand, I reveal to you, MY SECRET WEAOPN!![]() Get it, it's a TIGER tank. Muhahahahahaha... Courtesy of my deviant art page. The hill is mine again, because I stupidly forgot to claim it after I shelled it last time. Edited by Capt. Rake Nightfur, May 14 2015, 07:33:45 PM.
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| Fivergoalkeeper | May 16 2015, 03:43:11 PM Post #243 |
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Rakes tank and the Dune Buggy starts a race about the hill. The winner, will be the owner of the hill. But Fivergoalkeeper let drive Bud and Terence the Buggy. So he hope, he will be the best chance for win. ![]() The buggy win the race against Rake´s tank. So the hill is mine again. |
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| Myrkin | May 17 2015, 11:34:44 AM Post #244 |
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Myrkin rides sandworm of Dune and uses it crush Fivergoalkeeper's Dune Buggy. Now the hill is mine.
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| Fivergoalkeeper | May 21 2015, 02:37:03 PM Post #245 |
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Fivergoalkeeper decide to invite Myrkin to Erlanger Bergkirchweih 2015. They drink the good "Kerwasbier" in the 1 litre beer mug. ![]() After 4 beer, he say, Myrkin could have the hill during the Erlanger Bergkirchweih. So Myrkin could have the hill till 01. June 2015. ![]() |
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| Lord of the Lough | May 21 2015, 04:53:37 PM Post #246 |
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While Fivergoalkeeper is on his way to the hill Holly just walks on and claims it :P |
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| Myrkin | May 28 2015, 04:04:58 PM Post #247 |
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Myrkin challenges Holly to a game of Monopoly for the right to own the Hill. (Beat) It's going to take awhile... |
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| Lord of the Lough | May 29 2015, 06:59:38 PM Post #248 |
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After many days of Monopoly ensue, Myrkin takes Mayfair (eh, that's the best square in the UK version of the game,) and Holly rages, flipping the Monopoly board; sending the pieces scattered across the hill. As Myrkin goes to pick the parts up from his beloved Board Game, he finds the 'Go To Jail' card, and is forced to go to jail. Holly picks up the two 'Get Out Of Jail Free' cards and rips them up, whilst demonically laughing and standing majestically atop the hill. |
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| Fivergoalkeeper | Jun 2 2015, 02:19:01 PM Post #249 |
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Fivergoalkeeper is back from the Erlanger hill (Berch). It was a great Berchkerwa with many good beer, good foods (Brodwäschd, Hax´n, Berchbrezn, etc.). The girls was pretty hot. Fivergoalkeeper import now some equipment from the Berch. 50 litres of good Kitzmann Berchkerwabier, one box of Spezi (the original Cola-Mix). Fivergoalkeeper meets Holly and make a deal with him. Holly accept the suggestions, the exchange of the hill and the box of Spezi. So Holly get his box of Spezi and Fivergoalkeeper get the hill now. |
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| Lord of the Lough | Jun 3 2015, 02:51:22 AM Post #250 |
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Holly thought that the spezi was irn bru and rages at Fivergoalkeeper. Through the power of Irn bru, Holly takes the Irn-Bru gun and splurges Fivergoalkeeper off the hill. |
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| Fivergoalkeeper | Jun 3 2015, 01:37:47 PM Post #251 |
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Holly drunk to much Spezi. So he needed a toilet. He left the hill to looking for a toilet. So Fivergoalkeeper called Andy Gump. He convinced him to ship a mobile toilet at a trailer nearly the hill. Holly went into this toilet. The moment then Holly closed the door, the car start drive away with the toilet on the trailer. So the hill is now mine again. ![]()
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| Lord of the Lough | Jun 4 2015, 05:11:25 PM Post #252 |
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Suddenly, Fivergoalkeeper wakes up from his optimistic dream. How silly I was, he thought to himself. Holly doesn't like Spezi! Holly only drinks the finest Scottish Irn-Bru. (lel I'm stil on teh hil!) |
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| Foxbrow | Jun 4 2015, 06:55:29 PM Post #253 |
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Foxbrow trades the entire Hill with Holly for a single box of finest Scottisch firewater. Howgh. Guess who owns the Hill now - Me! |
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| Lord of the Lough | Jun 5 2015, 01:49:19 AM Post #254 |
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Holly feels very content with his lovely drinks, but then, after squirreling out the last drop out of the last bottle, he realises that he is not on the hill anymore. :facepalm . Then, Holly does the most badass thing ever. Putting on his blacked out glasses, leather overcoat/cape (filled to the brim with guns) he walks slowly up the hill. Foxbrow glances down at Holly, then brings out the big guns! OOC: I'm sorta planning a Matrix-style shootout, to make it cooler :P plz play along lmao |
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| Foxbrow | Jun 5 2015, 03:15:49 PM Post #255 |
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OOC: I'll play along. Sort of... Seeing what is comming up the Hill, Foxbrow puts on shades too. Round Lennon hippie shades with dark purple glasses. After loading the most efficient projectile, carefully picked from the available arsenal on the Hill, Foxbrow smiles with a grin, that shows mixture of pleasure and satisfaction. Time to aim at that daring one below. |
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