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Topic Started: Apr 26 2011, 04:18:44 PM (23,489 Views)
Foxbrow
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Dandelion
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No, I'm not here. Or at least not for very long. I'm off to Prince Rainbow's Cloud Castle.

If you want to come with me, just flap your long ears, Myrkin, and we can fly there together.
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Myrkin
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Sure, I want to go with you. Can I invite others to come with us, Foxbrow?
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Capt. Rake Nightfur
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The Morning Call:
In other news, last night at 11:45 local time, a man broke into an abandoned house in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, an hour north of Philadelphia, and started dueling with himself.
The man arrived in a room where two flintlock pistols and two dueling sabres were sitting on a table. The man took one of the pistols and fired at the other end of the empty room and a wound opened up on his right thigh. He then made his way to the side he had fired at, depositing the used pistol on the table and picking up the second as he went. He turned and said,
“I thought you could do better than that, Rake.”
He then fired at his former position and a second wound appeared, this one on his left shoulder. He then walked to his former position, setting the second pistol on the table and picking up the sabres. He then said,
“And I you, Henry.”
He swung at the air not hitting anything but still the second sword managed to get several slices at the man’s torso. He then jumped and turned 180 degrees and started using the other sabre dominantly. This went on for a few minutes before the ‘first’ man was able to strike the ‘second’ in the ribs, this was while he was acting the part of the ‘second’ man and the non-dominant sword found its way past the dominant and into the ‘second’ man’s chest.
He then dropped the swords and turned to the camera he had hidden earlier and gave a smile and nod just as local law enforcement arrived after being informed of two gunshots heard by the neighbors. They soon took the man into custody, but not before he informed the police where to find the hidden camera, he said,
“It will prove my case of self-defense.”
He was taken to St. Luke’s Hospital where he was treated for two gunshot wounds and over a dozen sabre slashes in non-vital areas, and a stab wound to the chest.
The man has been diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder, or DID, and what transpired was a duel to the death between two of his personalities, Captain Rake Nightfur, an officer in what we understand to be called “The Long Patrol”, and the other was Henry Darscer, a wealthy world class criminal. It appears that Captain Nightfur won the duel and Henry is now dead. Doctors tell us that since he killed the personality himself, it cannot come back. We do not know any other personalities at this time.
We will update you as further information surfaces, until then; here is Keeraile Starflight with the weather.

P.S. I'm ba-AAAAACK!
Edited by Capt. Rake Nightfur, Apr 20 2014, 01:22:32 AM.
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Myrkin
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Welcome back, Rake. It's good to see you again. Where have you been? :)
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Capt. Rake Nightfur
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Well, other than my duel with Henry, I was here, where I am now, typing this reply, not this exact spot, but this general location.
So anyway, Keeralie doesn't have to die dueling Henry so that's good news, isn't it Myrkin?
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Myrkin
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I think it is. Keeralie probably considers this a good news too, do you Keeralie?
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Capt. Rake Nightfur
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You see, now that my 40 days are up, I walked right back in without any fuss, I am here for the taking. Come and get me, I was promised death by notebook or firing squad, I would like to know which, or if you will keep me as a 'criminally minded' consultant. Your choice, oh captain of Owsla!
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Myrkin
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We are out of notebooks and as for our firing squad... Well... This is what happened last time they tried to execute somebody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYV-qYeWPkk

If they don't get any better, then I guess we will have to let you live for the time being, Captain Rake. :p
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Capt. Rake Nightfur
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Oh. Well uhh...I guess that's a bit disappointing. And pathetic. Can I just go home, Myrkin?
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Myrkin
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If you wish. I thought we could all have a party at Foxbrow's place.
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Foxbrow
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I don't know if my place would be safe for Rake. There are a lot of notebooks, you know.
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Keeralie Starflight
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Notebooks? What do notebooks have to do with Rake? OK, so I don't have to die. Yay! Well, Foxbrow, what's this about notebooks?
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Capt. Rake Nightfur
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Someone said that they were surprised about my preferred death being firing squad, they thought I would prefer death by notebook.

The party could be at my place, granted not too many people show up. Wha'd'ya say, Foxbrow?
Edited by Capt. Rake Nightfur, Apr 25 2014, 03:20:24 PM.
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Keeralie Starflight
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Oh. That could have been me. It probably was...death by notebook...Death Note...the sole reason I haven't been on this forum in the past month.

Anyways, what about this party, Foxbrow?
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Capt. Rake Nightfur
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Well, I was going to go home after that pathetic display of gunnery, but I was told there may be a party at Foxbrow's place, but I didn't hear anything about what it was for.
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