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Guys urgent problem; Please help
Topic Started: Mar 12 2013, 07:50 PM (142 Views)
cato
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<cato> Still, if I got an opera mask, I could be a supervillain
<cato> of course, I lack any goals or superpowers
<cato> I suppose I could fulfill arbitrary goals using only my good looks and charm
<cato> but they might not be villainous enough
<cato> I could just kill people, I'm pretty sure that's villainous
<cato> but it's not really "super"
<cato> I suppose if I did it on a large enough scale, that would compensate for the relative banality of the act of villany
<cato> I could also arrange an underground puppy-on-baby deathmatch ring
<cato> it would actually be profitable because I could take a cut of all the gambling
<cato> It would also be extremely villainous
<cato> super villainous you could say
<cato> Of course, I'd need a supply of puppies and babies, and enough rabies virus to get the two subjects to fight to the death instead of cuddling
<cato> Rabies virus adds to the villainy by ensuring that both participants will die regardless of the battle outcome
<cato> but it simultaneously detracts from it by preventing post-fight cannibalism
<cato> and they'd likely bleed out from the wounds anyways
<cato> but I can't think of a suitable alternative
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Ragnalesca
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hatred is in my heart
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Rubik
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On fire!
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not that urgent
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cato
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Rubik I am not listening to you until you revert to your old avatar.

It is up to me to restore order to these boards, one juvenile canine mauling for the appeal to the baser instincts of man's nature at a time.

EDIT: also, don't be a hater rag.
Edited by cato, Mar 12 2013, 09:27 PM.
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Ragnalesca
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which avatar? rubik changes his every couple weeks probably
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Rubik
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On fire!
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Ragnalesca
Mar 12 2013, 10:19 PM
which avatar? rubik changes his every couple weeks probably
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cato
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Quit making excuses for why you can't come up with an edible alternative to rabies
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