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A police officer pulls over a speeding car
Topic Started: Sep 25 2006, 11:07 AM (214 Views)
johnsandywhite
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:lol:
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. "I clocked you at 80 miles per
hour, sir."

"Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun
needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting, Sue says: "Now don't be silly, dear, you
know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, John looks over at his wife and
growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

Sue smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, John glowers at Sue and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

"Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled
me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

As the police officer is writing out the third ticket John turns to Sue and
barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk
to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."
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