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Super Paper Mario (Wii)
Topic Started: Oct 5 2011, 05:57 AM (1,245 Views)
DeltaBandit
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Ok I know not all paper mario fans are whacko for this game as for it's past sequels, but it's still a pretty good game. Even though the seris (bad spelling) was ment to be a RPG, super paper mario wasn't. This disapointed a lot of the fans and some just threw it away. When I got this game, didn't play the first or second one yet so I though the game was amazing and fun. Even when I finish the other two games I still thought it was fun. The graphics are great, the story is plot twisting, the controls are amazing, and the puzzles are hard yet fun. If nintendo made this game as a side game instead of the threequel (bad spelling), it would have been perfect. My score for the game is a 8.9 out of ten and I hope you guys agree with me. DeltaBandit out.
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UnrealOdin
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Your spelling is absolutely atrocious. I can say that I have seen better reviews from an 8 year old, you can't seriously expect to tell us everything about the game in 8 lines. Gameguy did make a guideline for writing for reviews which you completely ignored, also there are several GOOD reviews on the forum you can look at for examples. Now, we would all appreciate it if you would edit your post to a real review.

You're welcome.
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In addition to the above, I'd like to point out that:
A ) only retarded people would throw away a $50 game. I guess that says something about the kind of people you hang out with.
B ) this game IS an RPG, actually. Ever heard of this thing called an action RPG? Yeah, that's what this is.
C ) "threequel" isn't even a word. Seriously.
D ) Your grammar and spelling really are terrible. You need to go back to kindergarten and start over. PROTIP: When you're typing something on this forum, there's this wonderful tool called an "automatic spell-checker". Or in words you might understand: when you spell bad, internet make red squiggly line. Use this to your advantage and either try spelling the word again, or right click the word and it will give you suggestions. Or at least try sounding it out. Jeez. You admit that you have bad spelling, so stop being so bloody lazy and actually learn to spell better.
E ) 8.9? Did you just pick a random number or something? At least explain your rating system or something.
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Draexzhan
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Wow. And you guys wonder why I hate you. Maybe this guy is from another country. Criticize away, but don't be a complete douche about it.

Regardless, they're pretty much right on what you could improve on. You really ought to go more in depth with everything. What did you like about the graphics? Give examples of puzzles you liked. What makes the controls "amazing?" I doubt anyone would be encouraged to buy a game based off of a review that merely scratched the tip of the iceberg.
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UnrealOdin
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More like tried to swing an ice pick at it, missed and went face first right into it.
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Caped Godot
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I wasn't being a douche. I was giving him a clump of well-thought out advice. And you wonder why I troll you so much.
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OH yeah sorry for being a douche, let me re-try this:

This is probably the best review I have ever read, it is stock full of helpful information and has great sentence structure. I'd strongly recommend becoming a professional reviewer and work for IGN.
[/being a retard who tells people who suck at something that they are good at it]

It's like all those people on American Idol who can't sing, it's because people don't want to hurt their feelings. What ends up happening? They get publicly humiliated on national television.
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Draexzhan
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Believe it or not, it's actually possible to criticize without being a douche. There's this thing called "constructive criticism." It's a really fancy and cool way to criticize like how all the cool kids do it. If you want to learn more about it, there's a book with information on it called a dictionary.
Edited by Draexzhan, Oct 6 2011, 07:56 PM.
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Dragon, even though you made a great point, you ended up rudely explaining it. That's kinda not what you are supposed to do when mentioning constructive criticism.
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Lolsrsly. Our criticism to that dude was more constructive than your criticism of our criticism was. Lern2nothypocrite.
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Draexzhan
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I realize that. It's all part of my plan for something that I forgot.
But seriously. Regardless of how I said it, it still holds true. And I won't take any of it back until I see you give Delta a formal apology. Both of you.
Edited by Draexzhan, Oct 6 2011, 08:11 PM.
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Caped Godot
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I wouldn't even call it a plan. It doesn't help you out in any way, shape, form, color, language, or smell.
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Draexzhan
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Please apologize to Delta.
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Caped Godot
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For helping him? You're doin it wrong, bro.
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Draexzhan
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No, for insulting him.
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Caped Godot
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Where did I insult him?
Also, by the same token, why aren't you apologizing for insulting us?
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A ) only retarded people would throw away a $50 game. I guess that says something about the kind of people you hang out with.
B ) this game IS an RPG, actually. Ever heard of this thing called an action RPG? Yeah, that's what this is.
C ) "threequel" isn't even a word. Seriously.
D ) Your grammar and spelling really are terrible. You need to go back to kindergarten and start over. PROTIP: When you're typing something on this forum, there's this wonderful tool called an "automatic spell-checker". Or in words you might understand: when you spell bad, internet make red squiggly line. Use this to your advantage and either try spelling the word again, or right click the word and it will give you suggestions. Or at least try sounding it out. Jeez. You admit that you have bad spelling, so stop being so bloody lazy and actually learn to spell better.
Everything underlined.

Also, here's the answer to your other question:
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I won't take any of it back until I see you give Delta a formal apology.

Now please apologize to him.
Edited by Draexzhan, Oct 6 2011, 08:44 PM.
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Alright, by the count now:

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I guess that says something about the kind of people you hang out with.

1. That wasn't insulting him at all. Just the people he hangs out with, who, as he implied, throw away $50 games because they don't like them. Now be honest, would you call that smart?

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Ever heard of this thing called an action RPG?

2. I was asking him whether he'd ever heard of an Action RPG. There was a possibility that he hadn't, but I needed to know, to explain my point.

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You need to go back to kindergarten and start over.

3. Eh, this was a little harsh, but not worth getting all riled up for. It would be a possible solution to the problem, though.

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there's this wonderful tool called an "automatic spell-checker".

4. That was genuine advice. He might not have known that. You mentioned constructive criticism. I can't think of any ways to make this more constructive.

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Or in words you might understand: when you spell bad, internet make red squiggly line.

5. Ahh, here's the clincher. You yourself mentioned the possibility of his being from another country. As such, he might not understand large English words. Therefore, I made it simple, just in case.

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Or at least try sounding it out. Jeez.

6. Once again, genuine advice. I admit, I got a little impatient about that one, but it's not worth jumping down my throat about it.

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You admit that you have bad spelling, so stop being so bloody lazy and actually learn to spell better.

7. He DID admit twice that he spells poorly. But he decided to use that as an excuse, instead of working on improving it. Once again, a little harsh, but I really could've done worse.


There you go. But I'll add one last quote, just to cement your hypocrisy here:
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But seriously. Regardless of how I said it, it still holds true.
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Draexzhan
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Based on your logic, I could tell someone with bad spelling to jump off a cliff. After all, they'll never misspell another word.
Regardless, most people don't do one-sided critical analysis of everything they read, so I'm fairly certain that the reader would take what you wrote as an insult. You still ought to apologize to him. You have no reason not to. Whether you were trying to insult him or not, please apologize. Let's not drag this out any longer. You apologize, then I'll apologize, and then it'll be resolved.
Edited by Draexzhan, Oct 6 2011, 09:09 PM.
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How in the planet Zebes is that my logic? Did you even read my post? Where did you get the impression stated in your first sentence?
Also:
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But seriously. Regardless of how I said it, it still holds true.
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