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| 60 things to do in WALMART; transmitido in espanol en SAP | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 27 2004, 07:21 PM (372 Views) | |
| o_0 | Dec 27 2004, 07:21 PM Post #1 |
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60 things to do when you're in WALMART # throw stuff animals at people # roll around on the floor # Go inside a bathroom and start brakedancing # Do tae-chi excersizes # Dance # Go up to the manager and say 'you misplet WAL' # Yell 'my life sucks' # harass the goldfish # mega-glue a quarter to the floor and watch people try to pick it up # hide behind a pile of stuffed toys and say 'buy me' # Go up to a guy and say ' there's a big spill of stuff over there' and point to a random direction. # go to Target and buy something, walk in to Walmart and say in front of an employee's face 'this is a great _________ that I got from TARGET. # In the music aisle pretend you're Britany Spears # Yell at the top of your lungs in the music aisle, is someone tells you to shut up say.. 'Aww, linkin park rokcks # Go to the cashier and take out a paperclip(or other useless item) and say, how much gum can I buy with this? # Go to the manager and say 'where's the free stuff aisle?' # hold a conversation with the cashier, thus holding up the line # Go up to a random person in the check out line and take out a candy bar, then say 'O dear, I picked up the wrong candy, could you help me put it back?' # Order a pizza in a cafe and say 'this is not NACHOS!' # Wear an empty cup as a hat # FInish a drink, go in to WalMart and say ' my drink disappeared, can I have a refund?' # Have a tea party in the videogames aisle # ask an employee for a game and say, 'This isn't Ricky Martin, put the game back and leave' # Go up to people with products and their hand and say 'can I have that' # Get everyone's attention in the store and do something stupid like blow spit bubbles # Take a picture of something, take it to the photo center, and ask for the picture to get developed, then say' That doesn't look like me' # blurt out 'Hey free hoola hoops over there'! # bring in your acoustic guitar and play 'I wanna go home' # Ask for spare change # Waist all your money on the arcade pony rides and say to passer-by's "Ha, you're not getting a turn!" # Go in to a bathroom stall, and wait till someone comes in, then moan, and grunt like.. "ooo!!!" # skip around the aisles # Show everyone a scar you have on your arm # Make faces at everyone # Yell 'DON't PLAY WITH FIRE' # Play Bingo # Go on your cellphone and pretend your a movie star # Warn everyone about flying soap # throw shoe boxes around # Try to rap # PLay spin the bottle # Get a bunch of friends and play tag in the store # Buy a bunch of cereal, and walk back in and return it # Pretend you are a dictator # Walk up to a product and say 'I'm better than you' # Buy a popcorn and say ' Oh yeah, who's got popcorn now!? IN YOUR FACE' # Sit infront of the security cameras sayin ' hi security!' # Sit in the middle of the store and eat lunch # pray # If you are a boy, go up to the girls clothes aisle next to someone and say, 'don't you think that will go good with my shoes?' # Go to the Walmart cafe and say 'a double whopper with cheese and an M&M Mcflurry please # take out butterfly net and run around swinging it saying "I got you now!" # spin around in the middle of the store holding a spoon up. # Play rock paper sizzors with an employee # Order a Sprite from the machine out side, and walk in and ask an employee, 'could you help me, I wanted a coke, and it gave me a sprite.. (or any other brand) # PLay twister # Drop a 5 dollar bill on the ground on purpose and say 'uh oh, I dropped a dollar' and not leave with out picking it up. # go in and say, ' THis doesn't look like Burger King!' # hide in the clothes rack, wait till someone comes, then yell 'ain't I gorgeous?'. Pick and ugly clothing. # Disgust everyone with all these gross facts about you |
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| Paulus2 | Dec 27 2004, 09:39 PM Post #2 |
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My god...awesome personified is this topic. I'm a gonna pin these
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| AIOS | Dec 27 2004, 09:53 PM Post #3 |
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Walmart is named after Sam Walton the founder of walmart which was founded here in my start of Arkansas YEEE HAAAAAAAAA |
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| Paulus2 | Dec 28 2004, 01:01 AM Post #4 |
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Owned...kind of. |
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| o_0 | Dec 28 2004, 07:55 PM Post #5 |
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well I guess that;s the 'irony' in it. |
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| Paulus2 | Dec 28 2004, 09:48 PM Post #6 |
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But it's funny as hell so I think we can let you off
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| Kyosan | Dec 29 2004, 07:48 PM Post #7 |
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Wow...lol, this is some funny shit here. |
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| o_0 | Dec 30 2004, 01:42 AM Post #8 |
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another Throw condoms in to peoples baskets why they aren't looking (cesque) |
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| Paulus2 | Dec 30 2004, 01:56 AM Post #9 |
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Woah...indeed that would be amusing |
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| kode | Dec 30 2004, 01:40 PM Post #10 |
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ROTHLMOA! |
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| o_0 | Dec 31 2004, 09:41 PM Post #11 |
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you mispelled ROFLMAO ..... |
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| kode | Jan 1 2005, 11:12 AM Post #12 |
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i am crap at spelling |
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| Xtremerpgplayer | Apr 9 2005, 05:50 AM Post #13 |
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One time in a wallmart i was with a friend, we were just browsing, then I quickly, without being spastic, yelled "DEATH!!!!!" really loud, and acted as if I hadn't done anything. People quickly left. |
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| Paulus2 | Apr 9 2005, 11:25 AM Post #14 |
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It's a fine way to clear the queues (how do you spell that word? I always add one too many a u) |
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| Xtremerpgplayer | Apr 9 2005, 07:07 PM Post #15 |
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You probably have a better chance at spelling that word then I do, lol. |
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