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60 things to do in WALMART; transmitido in espanol en SAP
Topic Started: Dec 27 2004, 07:21 PM (372 Views)
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60 things to do when you're in WALMART
# throw stuff animals at people
# roll around on the floor
# Go inside a bathroom and start brakedancing
# Do tae-chi excersizes
# Dance
# Go up to the manager and say 'you misplet WAL'
# Yell 'my life sucks'
# harass the goldfish
# mega-glue a quarter to the floor and watch people try to pick it up
# hide behind a pile of stuffed toys and say 'buy me'
# Go up to a guy and say ' there's a big spill of stuff over there' and point to a random direction.
# go to Target and buy something, walk in to Walmart and say in front of an employee's face 'this is a great _________ that I got from TARGET.
# In the music aisle pretend you're Britany Spears
# Yell at the top of your lungs in the music aisle, is someone tells you to shut up say.. 'Aww, linkin park rokcks
# Go to the cashier and take out a paperclip(or other useless item) and say, how much gum can I buy with this?
# Go to the manager and say 'where's the free stuff aisle?'
# hold a conversation with the cashier, thus holding up the line
# Go up to a random person in the check out line and take out a candy bar, then say 'O dear, I picked up the wrong candy, could you help me put it back?'
# Order a pizza in a cafe and say 'this is not NACHOS!'
# Wear an empty cup as a hat
# FInish a drink, go in to WalMart and say ' my drink disappeared, can I have a refund?'
# Have a tea party in the videogames aisle
# ask an employee for a game and say, 'This isn't Ricky Martin, put the game back and leave'
# Go up to people with products and their hand and say 'can I have that'
# Get everyone's attention in the store and do something stupid like blow spit bubbles
# Take a picture of something, take it to the photo center, and ask for the picture to get developed, then say' That doesn't look like me'
# blurt out 'Hey free hoola hoops over there'!
# bring in your acoustic guitar and play 'I wanna go home'
# Ask for spare change
# Waist all your money on the arcade pony rides and say to passer-by's "Ha, you're not getting a turn!"
# Go in to a bathroom stall, and wait till someone comes in, then moan, and grunt like.. "ooo!!!"
# skip around the aisles
# Show everyone a scar you have on your arm
# Make faces at everyone
# Yell 'DON't PLAY WITH FIRE'
# Play Bingo
# Go on your cellphone and pretend your a movie star
# Warn everyone about flying soap
# throw shoe boxes around
# Try to rap
# PLay spin the bottle
# Get a bunch of friends and play tag in the store
# Buy a bunch of cereal, and walk back in and return it
# Pretend you are a dictator
# Walk up to a product and say 'I'm better than you'
# Buy a popcorn and say ' Oh yeah, who's got popcorn now!? IN YOUR FACE'
# Sit infront of the security cameras sayin ' hi security!'
# Sit in the middle of the store and eat lunch
# pray
# If you are a boy, go up to the girls clothes aisle next to someone and say, 'don't you think that will go good with my shoes?'
# Go to the Walmart cafe and say 'a double whopper with cheese and an M&M Mcflurry please
# take out butterfly net and run around swinging it saying "I got you now!"
# spin around in the middle of the store holding a spoon up.
# Play rock paper sizzors with an employee
# Order a Sprite from the machine out side, and walk in and ask an employee, 'could you help me, I wanted a coke, and it gave me a sprite.. (or any other brand)
# PLay twister
# Drop a 5 dollar bill on the ground on purpose and say 'uh oh, I dropped a dollar' and not leave with out picking it up.
# go in and say, ' THis doesn't look like Burger King!'
# hide in the clothes rack, wait till someone comes, then yell 'ain't I gorgeous?'. Pick and ugly clothing.
# Disgust everyone with all these gross facts about you
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Paulus2
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My god...awesome personified is this topic. I'm a gonna pin these XD
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Dec 27 2004, 07:21 PM
# Go up to the manager and say 'you misplet WAL'

Walmart is named after Sam Walton the founder of walmart which was founded here in my start of Arkansas

YEEE HAAAAAAAAA
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Paulus2
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Owned...kind of.
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well I guess that;s the 'irony' in it.
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Paulus2
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But it's funny as hell so I think we can let you off XD
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Kyosan
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Wow...lol, this is some funny shit here.
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another

Throw condoms in to peoples baskets why they aren't looking

(cesque)
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Paulus2
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Woah...indeed that would be amusing
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kode
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ROTHLMOA!
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you mispelled
ROFLMAO


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kode
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i am crap at spelling
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One time in a wallmart i was with a friend, we were just browsing, then I quickly, without being spastic, yelled "DEATH!!!!!" really loud, and acted as if I hadn't done anything. People quickly left.
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It's a fine way to clear the queues (how do you spell that word? I always add one too many a u)
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Paulus2
Apr 9 2005, 11:25 AM
It's a fine way to clear the queues (how do you spell that word? I always add one too many a u)

You probably have a better chance at spelling that word then I do, lol.
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