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Quote an adult swim cartoon; soon to become a classic
Topic Started: Jul 17 2005, 04:35 AM (980 Views)
cloudst
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How troublesome...
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison!

Lois: Oh no!

Brian: Oh no!

Chris: Oh no!

Meg: Oh no!

Koolaid man: OH YEEEAAAH!!
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Shirigami
Lois: If death is here, you cant die!
Peter: Go on....
Lois: Thats it...

Death: Come 'ere for a sec (i think that was it)
-Peter goes over to death-
Death: you cant let anybody know about this, because if the world finds out, the consequences will be dire!
Peter: Go on...
Death: Thats it... Seriously, what do you see in this guy?
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How troublesome...
Haruko: It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.
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Peter: Chris, if I wanted to Embarass you I'd do this! HEY! Everybody look what Chris Griffons father Peter Griffon is doing!

-Peter licks his nipple-
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How troublesome...
Lois: You're acting like a child!

Peter: Well, if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A pedifile. And I'm be dammed if I'm gonna listen to a pervert.
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Lady working for the Drug Addiction recovery office: What are you doing with this Degenerate?

Peter: a Degenerate am I? Well you, are a Festigio! see, I can make up words too.
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How troublesome...
*after the apocalypse*

Peter: Hey Lois, remember when I was the third Hardy boy?

Lois: Peter there was no third Hardy boy.

Peter: Oh really? Just like there was no apocalyse HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! *bumps her down*
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Peter: oh god no, shoot me now, -bunch of random crap- god damn it son of a..
Lois: -interrupting- Peter!
Peter: Sometimes its appropriate to swear.

Officer: Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do....... You bastard...
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How troublesome...
Peter: Believe me Chris, sometimes it's better not to fit in.

*A group of marines walk through some bushes, followed by Peter in a clown suit*

Peter: You're all stupid, see they're gonna be lookin for army guys.
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Peter: you know how good it feels to drop that kind of weight at once, remember when you had Chris?

-newspaper article: Local woman gives birth to elephant child.-
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How troublesome...
I'm just not feeling it without seeing Chris's massive baby girth.
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yeah, I wish I had a Dvd rom, then I'd get a screen shot of it.
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How troublesome...
Anyway....

Peter (on phone): Lois, I can't take out the trash today. I'm at the office and they're making me stay late.

Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact, I can SEE YOU.

Peter: *backs up* Can you see me now?

Lois: No.

Peter: OK, now I'm at the office.
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Carl the MAN!
turkey: what is that over there.. is that a time rift
*turkey gets behind the certains*
frilock: maybe you should go lie down

turkey: Yeah maybe you should lie down when i like hit you in the face
*drinks more wine*

Turkey: GET OUT OF THE TIME RIFT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS WILL TAKE YOU
*falls down pulls curtains with him*
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- to Dick Army-

Peter: Hey Dick Army, is your wife Vagina Coastguard?
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