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| cloudst | Aug 1 2005, 02:16 AM Post #46 |
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Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison! Lois: Oh no! Brian: Oh no! Chris: Oh no! Meg: Oh no! Koolaid man: OH YEEEAAAH!! |
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| Dancing Panda | Aug 1 2005, 09:13 PM Post #47 |
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Lois: If death is here, you cant die! Peter: Go on.... Lois: Thats it... Death: Come 'ere for a sec (i think that was it) -Peter goes over to death- Death: you cant let anybody know about this, because if the world finds out, the consequences will be dire! Peter: Go on... Death: Thats it... Seriously, what do you see in this guy? |
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| cloudst | Aug 2 2005, 01:57 AM Post #48 |
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Haruko: It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool. |
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| Dancing Panda | Aug 2 2005, 02:39 AM Post #49 |
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Peter: Chris, if I wanted to Embarass you I'd do this! HEY! Everybody look what Chris Griffons father Peter Griffon is doing! -Peter licks his nipple- |
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| cloudst | Aug 2 2005, 02:58 AM Post #50 |
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Lois: You're acting like a child! Peter: Well, if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A pedifile. And I'm be dammed if I'm gonna listen to a pervert. |
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| Dancing Panda | Aug 2 2005, 05:08 AM Post #51 |
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Lady working for the Drug Addiction recovery office: What are you doing with this Degenerate? Peter: a Degenerate am I? Well you, are a Festigio! see, I can make up words too. |
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| cloudst | Aug 2 2005, 07:14 PM Post #52 |
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*after the apocalypse* Peter: Hey Lois, remember when I was the third Hardy boy? Lois: Peter there was no third Hardy boy. Peter: Oh really? Just like there was no apocalyse HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! *bumps her down* |
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| Dancing Panda | Aug 2 2005, 10:41 PM Post #53 |
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Peter: oh god no, shoot me now, -bunch of random crap- god damn it son of a.. Lois: -interrupting- Peter! Peter: Sometimes its appropriate to swear. Officer: Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth so help you god? Peter: I do....... You bastard... |
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| cloudst | Aug 3 2005, 02:13 AM Post #54 |
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Peter: Believe me Chris, sometimes it's better not to fit in. *A group of marines walk through some bushes, followed by Peter in a clown suit* Peter: You're all stupid, see they're gonna be lookin for army guys. |
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| Dancing Panda | Aug 3 2005, 09:04 PM Post #55 |
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Peter: you know how good it feels to drop that kind of weight at once, remember when you had Chris? -newspaper article: Local woman gives birth to elephant child.- |
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| cloudst | Aug 3 2005, 11:13 PM Post #56 |
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I'm just not feeling it without seeing Chris's massive baby girth. |
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| Dancing Panda | Aug 4 2005, 02:31 AM Post #57 |
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yeah, I wish I had a Dvd rom, then I'd get a screen shot of it. |
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| cloudst | Aug 4 2005, 03:12 AM Post #58 |
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Anyway.... Peter (on phone): Lois, I can't take out the trash today. I'm at the office and they're making me stay late. Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact, I can SEE YOU. Peter: *backs up* Can you see me now? Lois: No. Peter: OK, now I'm at the office. |
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| izaboo | Aug 4 2005, 05:26 PM Post #59 |
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Carl the MAN!
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turkey: what is that over there.. is that a time rift *turkey gets behind the certains* frilock: maybe you should go lie down turkey: Yeah maybe you should lie down when i like hit you in the face *drinks more wine* Turkey: GET OUT OF THE TIME RIFT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS WILL TAKE YOU *falls down pulls curtains with him* |
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| Dancing Panda | Aug 5 2005, 12:22 AM Post #60 |
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- to Dick Army- Peter: Hey Dick Army, is your wife Vagina Coastguard? |
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