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Japanese feudal era; um ive watched too much inuyasha
Topic Started: Sep 17 2005, 08:21 PM (9,179 Views)
Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
And then you can hug me and make me feel better.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Girls are complicated.
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer & food
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DMK
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What?
That's an awful lot to remember.
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
Thats why theres a list.
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DMK
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What?
Right, right. Stupid me.
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
*shows up naked* I brought beer and food.
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DMK
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What?
Yay!
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
*smiles*
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
That's not exactly true.
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
yeah, it is.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
How do you know?
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
Men are simple, girls are complex.
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DMK
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What?
The simpler the better, I always say.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
You need to take psychology.
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