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Topic Started: Nov 23 2005, 03:13 PM (388 Views)
chaos
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mr. mojo risin'
Paulus2
Nov 27 2005, 10:09 PM
I say we watch chaos drink pee.

i say we watch paulus be quiet and not insult super awesome spam masters
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GameMaster
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DMK's cliff diving

**All the crowd are watching DMK stand on a 250 foot mountain**

News man:Here we are live at DMK's cliff diving he's just,about to jump a 250 foot mountain

**DMK jumps out of the sky**

DMK:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Super Man to th........

**BAMMMMM!!!DMK smashes into the tree he looks dead**

News man:OMG! i thinks he's dead he is bloeeding everywhere.

**DMK gets up**

DMK:I'm ok i wanna go again.

**DMK stands on Mount Everest shacking**

DMK:I can do this i can do thissssssssssssssssss

**DMK is flying in the air**

A kid from the crowd:LOOK it's Super Man

His mum:No it isn't it's DMK

**Lands on another mountain**

DMK:I'M OK EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

**DMK goes flying off the cliff and this time he hits a massive rock**

DMK:I don't think i can take it anymore

News Man:Thats it for today on DMK'S CLIFF DIVING.
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DMK
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What?
Still handsome, stillll handsome.
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chaos
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mr. mojo risin'
lets watch miami vice!
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
This is high quality TV.

Thanks be to GM.
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DMK
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What?
Beverly Hills 90210!
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GameMaster
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How about Only Fools And Horses

**Del walks in the pub and says**

Del:i'll have larga please

**He goes to sit down and Rodney walks in**

Rodney:DEL DEL!!! you have to run away from Boycie i mean come on theres no such thing as a losing streak say something like your busy tonight

Del:Look Rodney all running away does is wear out your shoes and any man in Trotter family to run away is disgraceful i mean if a big lion wlaked in here i'll stand me ground

Rodney:Ah i got an idea we can take the leftovers from the party and do that thing

**Trigger comes in**

Trigger:Why's he in a rush for?

Del:Big poker game tonight with Boycie

Trigger:Oh thatttt

**Del arrives home and theres only anout 4 minutes left till Boycie arrives**

**Ring Ring**

Del:Its Boycie quick

**As the poker game carrys on Del has remebered about the leftover money**

**Rodney drops 10ps and 20ps and Del looks embarresed**

**Del has no money at all**

Boycie:What you gonna do now

Del:I'll give you everything in the my jewelry thanks Trigger

**Trigger drops hes car keys to benefit them**

**Boycie drops his cards**

Boycie:I have 4 kings Del theres no way out so i'll call the men in tommorow to take all the stuff

Trigger:Would you mind dropping me of to the lake while your at it

Del:Oh wait i ain't shown mine yet

**Del drops 4 aces**

Rodney:YESSSSSSSSS DEL WE ONE

**Boycie walks out**
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chaos
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wel that ws............................entertaining.

lets watch the chaos show, it's different from the chaos rules show cuz the chaos show is a talkshow.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
I think not.

I wanna see Sex and the City.
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Paulus2
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1.) Americans will never appreciate the subtle humor of Only Fools and Horses

2.) Reading a script means nothing, you didn't even write it

3.) You have to know the show to get the jokes. You also have to be British.
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chaos
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never ever heard of only fools and horses, what is it?
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Paulus2
Dec 2 2005, 10:30 PM
1.) Americans will never appreciate the subtle humor of Only Fools and Horses

2.) Reading a script means nothing, you didn't even write it

3.) You have to know the show to get the jokes. You also have to be British.

Ermmmmmmmm i am British i'm from London in Woolwich you idot lol.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
What he said doesn't apply to you.
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GameMaster
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Oh i thought he said that to me anyway i am British.
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chaos
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mr. mojo risin'
what a coinkie-dink, im not
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