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GUO ADVENTURES: EPISODE 2
Topic Started: Dec 22 2005, 10:14 PM (311 Views)
bmwboy
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SuprGeek
WARNING: THIS SHOW HAS BEEN RATED I FOR IDIOTIC BY NO ASSOCIATION IN PARTICULAR
United Idiots Studios Proudly Presents:
GUO Adventures: Episode Two
[This episode continued from Episode One
Paulus: Fire the hot pancakes!
Cloudst: Hmm..it appears the pancakes have been eaten.
[Camera turns to show chaos eating pancakes in the back of the giant flying thingy]
Chaos: These are too dry, anybody got any maple syrup?
Paulus: Actually, i have a better idea.....FIRE TEH CHAOS!
*Cloudst tries to shove chaos into cannon*
Cloudst: He won't fit, hes too fat
Chaos: Saved by teh fat!
Bmwboy: FAT PRYDE!
Paulus: FIRE SOMETHING!
Donald Trump: YOUR FIRED!
Paulus: Not exactely what I meant.......
Cloudst: DAMN REALITY TV!
Chaos: Yeah, late night porn is so much better!
*Rocket hits flying thingy*
*White creamy stuff coats the outside of the ship*
Patriot: Do I even want to know what was inside that rocket?
Chaos: Dunno, but, sure goes good with pancakes!
*Bmwboy barfs*
Everyone but chaos in unison: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Paulus: You do know what that stuff is, right?
Chaos: Nope.
Paulus: Lets keep it that way.
Cloudst: Incoming video from enemy ship named TEHSECKSMACHINE......
Paulus: Lets see it.
*Cloudst burns video to dvd, and hands it to chaos*
*Chaos drops disc into dvd pile*
*Chaos picks up a random dvd*
Chaos: Hope this is it...
*Chaos puts dvd in player, and presses play*
Voice On Dvd: CUMING SOON AT A PORN THEATRE NEAR YOU! SIERRA LINGONE IS BACK IN A BOOB-PACKED ADVENTURE!
*Chaos looks below Dark Magician Knights pants*
Chaos: Hehehehe...wrong dvd i guess...lol..HEY LOOK! ITS THAT STUFF THAT GOES GOOD WITH PANCAKES!
*Chaos pops in real dvd*
Voice on Dvd: Hello GUO-goers, it has come to my attention that your forum rules, so I am going to report it to InvisionFree, meanwhile, you can all go to my cool forum at http://really--cool--name--here.isuckreallybadly--.com
Paulus: E-GADS ITS A N00B!!!1!one!!1!
Cloudst: MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!
Chaos: TO THE RETARD CANNON!
*Chaos loads his mom into the retard cannon*
Cloudst: FIRE AWAY!
Donald Trump: OMFG YOU ISH TEH FIRED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*Chaos tries to fire the cannon, but fails*
Patriot (To Chaos): Your mommas so fat and stupid, she got stuck in the retard cannon!
Bmwboy: TEH OWNED
Cloudst: Cannon locked
Radio: Hey guys, its izaboo, im back!!!!
Gici: YAY!!!!
Radio: SO BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!
Paulus: Eh? What????
Radio: I mean, get me the fuck up their dammit!
*Cloudst presses button and izaboo appears*
Cloudst: Paulus! I got a shot at the n00b!
Paulus: FIRE THE MODERATORS!
*Cannon in front fires out Lip, Geminidude, Asazel2, and Delita*
Paulus (To moderators): USE THE EDIT BUTTON!
Delita: Nah, this ones stupid enough already.
Geminidude: LETS LOCK AND MOVE THIS N00B BOYS!
Lip: TOPIC LOCKED AND MOVED!
Delita: Now removing the n00bs posting permissions....DONE!
Paulus: Now i'll ban the sucka.....BANN3D FOO!
Everyone in unison: YAY!!!!!!
n00b: 0 ]\/[/-\]-[G05]-[ WtF1111!1!111!11!!!11!!1!!!!1 0]\/[G WtF DId i0RZ |_053.i!1!1!1!!!!11!11111!11 0]\/[G |_0|_ rU|_30RZ!11!1 0]\/[G WTF |_0|_
[Translation to english: Oh my gosh what the fuck....how did i lose...i rule! OMG LOLOL]
n00b:i C/-\|\|T T/-\3K T3]-[ |_05..|_05I|\|G1!!!1!!1111!1!111!1111!!!!11!1!!!1!1!11 WTF ]\/[i|\|D!!11!11111!!111!1!1!1
[Translation: I CAN'T TAKE THE LOSS.....LOSING MIND!!!lol]
[end story]


EPISODE 2 COMPLETE!
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
I love you for this.
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Paulus2
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LOL postwhore
Darth Maul needs a cameo appearance before I give it thumbs up.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
If he does I bet I beat the crap outta him.
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chaos
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mr. mojo risin'
you suck, funny as hell though
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bmwboy
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SuprGeek
EPISODE COMPLETE!
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Ah, I feel complete.
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Master K
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Greatness
This is funny, its missing a little someone if you know what im sayin :naughty: , but otherwise keep up the good work.
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Asazel2
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The Fallen
I love happy endings. :)
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
So very very funny.
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Master K
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Greatness
the sillyness is whats funny about it
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Also teh n00b pwning.
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Timeroth
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Battousai
That's awesome. Funnyness it is!
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Ad134
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
WHHEEECQKED
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
One can only fathom what will happen next.
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