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| GUO ADVENTURES: EPISODE 2 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 22 2005, 10:14 PM (311 Views) | |
| bmwboy | Dec 22 2005, 10:14 PM Post #1 |
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SuprGeek
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WARNING: THIS SHOW HAS BEEN RATED I FOR IDIOTIC BY NO ASSOCIATION IN PARTICULAR United Idiots Studios Proudly Presents: GUO Adventures: Episode Two [This episode continued from Episode One Paulus: Fire the hot pancakes! Cloudst: Hmm..it appears the pancakes have been eaten. [Camera turns to show chaos eating pancakes in the back of the giant flying thingy] Chaos: These are too dry, anybody got any maple syrup? Paulus: Actually, i have a better idea.....FIRE TEH CHAOS! *Cloudst tries to shove chaos into cannon* Cloudst: He won't fit, hes too fat Chaos: Saved by teh fat! Bmwboy: FAT PRYDE! Paulus: FIRE SOMETHING! Donald Trump: YOUR FIRED! Paulus: Not exactely what I meant....... Cloudst: DAMN REALITY TV! Chaos: Yeah, late night porn is so much better! *Rocket hits flying thingy* *White creamy stuff coats the outside of the ship* Patriot: Do I even want to know what was inside that rocket? Chaos: Dunno, but, sure goes good with pancakes! *Bmwboy barfs* Everyone but chaos in unison: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Paulus: You do know what that stuff is, right? Chaos: Nope. Paulus: Lets keep it that way. Cloudst: Incoming video from enemy ship named TEHSECKSMACHINE...... Paulus: Lets see it. *Cloudst burns video to dvd, and hands it to chaos* *Chaos drops disc into dvd pile* *Chaos picks up a random dvd* Chaos: Hope this is it... *Chaos puts dvd in player, and presses play* Voice On Dvd: CUMING SOON AT A PORN THEATRE NEAR YOU! SIERRA LINGONE IS BACK IN A BOOB-PACKED ADVENTURE! *Chaos looks below Dark Magician Knights pants* Chaos: Hehehehe...wrong dvd i guess...lol..HEY LOOK! ITS THAT STUFF THAT GOES GOOD WITH PANCAKES! *Chaos pops in real dvd* Voice on Dvd: Hello GUO-goers, it has come to my attention that your forum rules, so I am going to report it to InvisionFree, meanwhile, you can all go to my cool forum at http://really--cool--name--here.isuckreallybadly--.com Paulus: E-GADS ITS A N00B!!!1!one!!1! Cloudst: MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! Chaos: TO THE RETARD CANNON! *Chaos loads his mom into the retard cannon* Cloudst: FIRE AWAY! Donald Trump: OMFG YOU ISH TEH FIRED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *Chaos tries to fire the cannon, but fails* Patriot (To Chaos): Your mommas so fat and stupid, she got stuck in the retard cannon! Bmwboy: TEH OWNED Cloudst: Cannon locked Radio: Hey guys, its izaboo, im back!!!! Gici: YAY!!!! Radio: SO BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! Paulus: Eh? What???? Radio: I mean, get me the fuck up their dammit! *Cloudst presses button and izaboo appears* Cloudst: Paulus! I got a shot at the n00b! Paulus: FIRE THE MODERATORS! *Cannon in front fires out Lip, Geminidude, Asazel2, and Delita* Paulus (To moderators): USE THE EDIT BUTTON! Delita: Nah, this ones stupid enough already. Geminidude: LETS LOCK AND MOVE THIS N00B BOYS! Lip: TOPIC LOCKED AND MOVED! Delita: Now removing the n00bs posting permissions....DONE! Paulus: Now i'll ban the sucka.....BANN3D FOO! Everyone in unison: YAY!!!!!! n00b: 0 ]\/[/-\]-[G05]-[ WtF1111!1!111!11!!!11!!1!!!!1 0]\/[G WtF DId i0RZ |_053.i!1!1!1!!!!11!11111!11 0]\/[G |_0|_ rU|_30RZ!11!1 0]\/[G WTF |_0|_ [Translation to english: Oh my gosh what the fuck....how did i lose...i rule! OMG LOLOL] n00b:i C/-\|\|T T/-\3K T3]-[ |_05..|_05I|\|G1!!!1!!1111!1!111!1111!!!!11!1!!!1!1!11 WTF ]\/[i|\|D!!11!11111!!111!1!1!1 [Translation: I CAN'T TAKE THE LOSS.....LOSING MIND!!!lol] [end story] EPISODE 2 COMPLETE! |
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| cloudst | Dec 22 2005, 10:18 PM Post #2 |
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How troublesome...
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I love you for this. |
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| Paulus2 | Dec 22 2005, 10:20 PM Post #3 |
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LOL postwhore
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Darth Maul needs a cameo appearance before I give it thumbs up. |
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| cloudst | Dec 22 2005, 10:22 PM Post #4 |
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If he does I bet I beat the crap outta him. |
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| chaos | Dec 29 2005, 10:59 PM Post #5 |
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mr. mojo risin'
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you suck, funny as hell though |
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| bmwboy | Dec 30 2005, 01:36 AM Post #6 |
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SuprGeek
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EPISODE COMPLETE! |
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| cloudst | Dec 30 2005, 03:04 AM Post #7 |
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How troublesome...
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Ah, I feel complete. |
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| Master K | Dec 30 2005, 10:48 AM Post #8 |
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Greatness
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This is funny, its missing a little someone if you know what im sayin , but otherwise keep up the good work.
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| Asazel2 | Dec 30 2005, 07:41 PM Post #9 |
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The Fallen
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I love happy endings.
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| cloudst | Dec 31 2005, 01:26 AM Post #10 |
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So very very funny. |
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| Master K | Dec 31 2005, 01:23 PM Post #11 |
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Greatness
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the sillyness is whats funny about it |
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| cloudst | Dec 31 2005, 08:31 PM Post #12 |
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Also teh n00b pwning. |
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| Timeroth | Jan 13 2006, 12:31 AM Post #13 |
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Battousai
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That's awesome. Funnyness it is! |
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| Ad134 | Jan 13 2006, 12:33 AM Post #14 |
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
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WHHEEECQKED |
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| cloudst | Jan 13 2006, 05:24 AM Post #15 |
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How troublesome...
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One can only fathom what will happen next. |
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, but otherwise keep up the good work.




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