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The 7th Heaven; Tifa's bar
Topic Started: Dec 23 2005, 06:34 PM (16,913 Views)
cloudst
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How troublesome...
*relaxes*
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DMK
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What?
No drinks for me please, it goes right through me.

Literally... :(
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Haha, ghost humor.
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
I love ghost humor.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Do some more DMK!
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
Yeah!
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Guess he's crossed over.
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DMK
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What?
No, just fell alseep.

And no, I'm not going to spend my day amusing you people with see-through jokes.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Not just see-through, pass-through.
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DMK
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What?
Oh, well none of those either.

Go watch TV or something.
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
*orders a TV*
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DMK
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What?
But now you have to wait 2-3 weeks for delivery and then you must pay a huge S/H fee.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
And in GUO time, it arrives..........now.

*kills the delivery guy and sets it up*
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DMK
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What?
Care to explain why you killed him?
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
I knew you'd ask.

You see, killing is normally excessive and unnecessary, and thus is avoided by simple bribery or a heartfelt understanding. However, using my superevolved perception, I was able to distinguish this paticular individual as an evil entity.

#1 His face had an edge of darkness, the shrewd edge of a man that's killed before.

#2 When I shook his hand, I felt the deep creases caused from the recoil of a heavy repeating weapon. Clearly, this man was often armed had recently been firing such a weapon.

#3 He wore a shirt that read "I hate Jews"

From this evidence, it was clear the man had intentions of damaging my property/customers. I saw fit to eliminate him and do the world a favor.
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