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So then, who wants me?
Topic Started: Jan 20 2006, 10:08 AM (737 Views)
kjb-wise
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Well it's high time I got the name changed... had the enhancement surgeries about four months ago. Just... having two left nuts as a result of the operation-room accident sucks.
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Rabies Baby
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Wow. You know that saying "I have two left feet when I dance"

Could you use that as an excuse for poor sexual performance?

"I'm sorry mom, but I have two left nuts."

Sorry about the mom thing.
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kjb-wise
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Hmmm, well I guess you really could.

Of course, mom really doesn't care about the performance as much. A 90degree teabag is as good as any to her.
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Rabies Baby
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Damn I missed you Kody. Good times were had at PAW and LTG. Good times indeed.

It's a pity I have to join the other gang and smoke your ass....Well not literally of course. You know what I mean, right? I'm going pound your ass so hard you'll scream in pain. Okay, wow. That sounds really bad. Let me try one more time.


I want to commit horrible and vile homosexual acts to your buttocks.

I'm going to stop talking now.
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kjb-wise
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Smack my ass and I'll just turn the other cheek.

But I missed you too good bud. Seriously. I'm not really worried about you being on the other team though. One of two things will happen:

1. You'll betray them and join us anyway, just like you betrayed Wise's Warlords and turned to Monk's Missionaries.

2. I'll grant you a sexual favor in turn that you desist joining either gang.
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Rabies Baby
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Wise, how could you?

I believe I was the one that got the password from those missionary position bastards. Remember? I never defected man. I merely pretended to be one of them so we could get the password and spam the hell out of their forum.

EDIT: Who did I get that password from? Was it bmwboy? If it was then that would explain why he banned me from the cbox....
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kjb-wise
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LOL, yes it was bmwboy.

Wow, I forgot about that. Yea, he's probably still holding a grudge.
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