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| kjb-wise | Jan 31 2006, 06:29 AM Post #61 |
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I got a secret~!
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Well it's high time I got the name changed... had the enhancement surgeries about four months ago. Just... having two left nuts as a result of the operation-room accident sucks. |
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| Rabies Baby | Jan 31 2006, 06:31 AM Post #62 |
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This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About
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Wow. You know that saying "I have two left feet when I dance" Could you use that as an excuse for poor sexual performance? "I'm sorry mom, but I have two left nuts." Sorry about the mom thing. |
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| kjb-wise | Jan 31 2006, 06:35 AM Post #63 |
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I got a secret~!
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Hmmm, well I guess you really could. Of course, mom really doesn't care about the performance as much. A 90degree teabag is as good as any to her. |
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| Rabies Baby | Jan 31 2006, 06:41 AM Post #64 |
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This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About
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Damn I missed you Kody. Good times were had at PAW and LTG. Good times indeed. It's a pity I have to join the other gang and smoke your ass....Well not literally of course. You know what I mean, right? I'm going pound your ass so hard you'll scream in pain. Okay, wow. That sounds really bad. Let me try one more time. I want to commit horrible and vile homosexual acts to your buttocks. I'm going to stop talking now. |
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| kjb-wise | Jan 31 2006, 06:49 AM Post #65 |
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I got a secret~!
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Smack my ass and I'll just turn the other cheek. But I missed you too good bud. Seriously. I'm not really worried about you being on the other team though. One of two things will happen: 1. You'll betray them and join us anyway, just like you betrayed Wise's Warlords and turned to Monk's Missionaries. 2. I'll grant you a sexual favor in turn that you desist joining either gang. |
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| Rabies Baby | Jan 31 2006, 06:54 AM Post #66 |
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This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About
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Wise, how could you? I believe I was the one that got the password from those missionary position bastards. Remember? I never defected man. I merely pretended to be one of them so we could get the password and spam the hell out of their forum. EDIT: Who did I get that password from? Was it bmwboy? If it was then that would explain why he banned me from the cbox.... |
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| kjb-wise | Jan 31 2006, 07:05 AM Post #67 |
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I got a secret~!
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LOL, yes it was bmwboy. Wow, I forgot about that. Yea, he's probably still holding a grudge. |
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