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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 25 2006, 02:37 AM (331 Views) | |
| 73h |_|53r|\ | Jan 25 2006, 02:37 AM Post #1 |
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Kudos to paulus2 for the great idea. In this thread, you give me something to make a story about. Dont make it too idiotic, or it wont be a good story. |
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| TwistedDarkness | Jan 25 2006, 03:04 AM Post #2 |
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I eat people for a living.
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How about the story of a teenager who seeks a relationship online with a beautiful woman, ravishes her with words, causing them to fall madly in love, at which point the teenager makes enough money from his job to get this woman a plane to his house. Then, he finds a 40-year old failure on his doorstep. That has to be awkward. But hilarity will ensue. ^^ |
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| Paulus2 | Jan 25 2006, 04:56 PM Post #3 |
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LOL postwhore
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In reality the woman would get raped. |
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| 73h |_|53r|\ | Jan 25 2006, 06:04 PM Post #4 |
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Yeah, probly. I am working on the story right now, give me a day or two. |
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| 73h |_|53r|\ | Jan 26 2006, 03:41 PM Post #5 |
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Ok, here goes. This is the story of a young teenage boy, who frequented chat room online because he was socially inept in the real world. Our boy, who I will affectionately call "Raped", found a kindrid spirit in a girl who called herself "FluffyMuffin55". They got to talking, and Raped used all the bent up romance inide of him to woo Fluffy in love with him, and he as well fell in love with her. They spent many a day in cybering chatrooms, enjoying their lust with each other that really wasnt all that great in retrospect. one day, during a session, Raped decided to use his free hand to ask FluffyMuffin55 a question. "Why dont you come over to my house so we can actually... you know... do it?" Fluffy looked up from her... business... when she heard the token "ding" from her computer, and when she finished the message, she let out a small yelp of glee! "I would love to" she replied, and they agreed on a place to meet. *To be continued* |
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| game master | Jan 26 2006, 06:23 PM Post #6 |
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master of games
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I say the place would be in a park at about 11:15 |
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| Ad134 | Jan 26 2006, 07:17 PM Post #7 |
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
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make her not decide to, but he rapes her... twice
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| game master | Jan 26 2006, 07:28 PM Post #8 |
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master of games
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3 times |
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| Timeroth | Jan 26 2006, 09:26 PM Post #9 |
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Battousai
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Don't forget to include the cross-dressing 1337 ninja now! |
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| cloudst | Jan 26 2006, 11:03 PM Post #10 |
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How troublesome...
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Shush ppl, let the master tell it. |
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| By George | Jan 27 2006, 02:03 AM Post #11 |
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Unapologetic bum
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Will this in any way involve Cher?
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| cloudst | Jan 27 2006, 02:09 AM Post #12 |
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How troublesome...
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We'll have to wait and see. |
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| 73h |_|53r|\ | Jan 30 2006, 11:16 PM Post #13 |
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Raped was standing in the harsh wind of Hans Less St. (Foreshadowing alert!) It was a colder day than anyone predicted, at a startling low 107 degrees Kelvin. Raped eagerly looked around for the girl he had fallen in love with, anxiously, he pulled a picture of her he printed off. The picture, still on printer paper, was a blonde bombshell with blue eyes and a fair face. Her boobs were not visible, but it was clear she was naked when the picture was taken. Putting it back in his pocket, he looked around again. FluffyMuffin55, who was actually nothing like the picture she had sent, was also on Hans Less St. Standing on the opposite end of the road, she had Raped in her sight. "Silly boy..." she said in a crooing evil voice, that is reminiscent of what I imagine Gici's voice to sound like " you should have sent a fake picture as well." To be continued. |
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| Ad134 | Jan 30 2006, 11:20 PM Post #14 |
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
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make her sex him, but he knocks her out and gets her preggy. And raped.... 5 times!!! |
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| 73h |_|53r|\ | Jan 30 2006, 11:22 PM Post #15 |
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Shut up or I will delete your foolish posts. |
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