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| chaos | Dec 17 2006, 08:39 PM Post #4891 |
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mr. mojo risin'
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wasn\'t my fault i didn\'t want to leave. santa claus kidnapped me and i spent 4 horrible years working in a north-pole sweatshop |
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| cloudst | Dec 17 2006, 08:42 PM Post #4892 |
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How troublesome...
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Oh JAM! |
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| chaos | Dec 17 2006, 08:47 PM Post #4893 |
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i know. it sucked some pretty big balls. i escaped by killing one of the reindeer with a sharpened spoon and hiding inside of it\'s gutted body until it was dumped into the ocean. from there i hitched a ride on a whale that was migrating and ended up in the bad part of tijauna. i stayed there for a few years trying to get up enough money to buy a plane ticket. but when i was robbed by the notorious latin kings gang i had to hop the border. the story continues but i don\'t want to bore you |
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| cloudst | Dec 17 2006, 09:05 PM Post #4894 |
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Maybe I'll make a puppet show about this. |
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| chaos | Dec 17 2006, 10:15 PM Post #4895 |
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you should. the best part is when i hitchhike across america and finally find myself in the seamy underworld of coloradan ham smuggling. i quickly rose to the top of the smuggling ring but after years of controlling all the ham trade in the midwest i was finally taken down by the feds. in return for my freedom i atted out my smuggling comrades. i was put in the witness protection agency and found myself in illinois working at a coffee shop but i had to stop working there, something about bunnies can\'t serve food. any way from there i moved to kansas and tried to live the quiet life as a barley farmer. the farm prospered and i decided to make my own beer. soon Bunnies Best was the drink of choice for all the hard-working folks in the lower 48, and parts of alaska. but unfortunately my past caught up to me. one of my ex-partners from my ham smuggling days, stinkfinger mccoy, found me and burned my factory to the ground. i knew that i couldn\'t stay in the states and headed to the carribean. once there i thought i was finally at peace. i lived in a large mansion on my own private island and drank rum all day but when funds ran low i had to either get a real job or go back to what i knew best: crime. i became a pirate raiding large shipping vessels from microsoft and other such companies (another reason bill gates has it in for me) for a time i was the #1 pirate in the all of the world but then my ego got the better of me and i decided to go after a cruise ship. all went well until we went for the ships safe. it turns out thatth safe was guarded by about 50 armed guards. normally i would have been able to handle them easily but i had been wounded on the toys R\' us job. my entire crew was killed and i was shot about 4 times they were minor but i was knocked unconsious and thrown overboard. i washed up on a off-shore rice paddy in japan. when i came to seagulls were pecking at my fur and i was staring down the blades of 4 yakuzas. theres more but im tired of typeing for the moment. maybe i should turn this into a separate thread. |
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| DMK | Dec 17 2006, 10:45 PM Post #4896 |
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What?
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Sum it up into one sentence and I might read it. |
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| cloudst | Dec 17 2006, 10:48 PM Post #4897 |
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Ditto + 10 |
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| DMK | Dec 17 2006, 10:56 PM Post #4898 |
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What?
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What will we do while we wait for him to do it? |
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| cloudst | Dec 17 2006, 11:27 PM Post #4899 |
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Coffee? |
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| chaos | Dec 18 2006, 09:47 PM Post #4900 |
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i got kidnapped, it sucked balls, i did some things, they were cool, kinda, i got on a boat and sailed back to guo, then all was well. |
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| Ad134 | Dec 19 2006, 01:39 AM Post #4901 |
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
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*rapes self in butt* |
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| cloudst | Dec 19 2006, 02:00 AM Post #4902 |
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Yay for subtitles. |
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| chaos | Dec 19 2006, 09:42 PM Post #4903 |
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so whats up? anybody get shot lately? |
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| Ad134 | Dec 19 2006, 11:26 PM Post #4904 |
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
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*shoots cloud's substitution through the head* |
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| chaos | Dec 20 2006, 12:21 AM Post #4905 |
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i guess so |
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