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GUO island 2.0
Topic Started: Feb 2 2006, 10:41 PM (31,218 Views)
Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
*follows him to clean up blood and bodies*
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DMK
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What?
Who exactly is he killing? There aren't many people on this island.
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TwistedDarkness
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I eat people for a living.
Hey, it's kind of nice killing these people without worrying about cleaning up after myself... I can kill more, see!

(Opens fire on a ship full of people)

Wait... Shit!

Those were the rescuers!!!
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DMK
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What?
Okay, that you're gonna have to clean up.
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TwistedDarkness
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I eat people for a living.
Err... It's a bit much. Can I have some help? And maybe one of those swiffer brooms like on tv?
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Ad134
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
*massive penis flies from the sky and somehow rescues us*

Sorry i have to go, but it was heroic. I saved you at my last moment...

*fades into the ground*
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Soko Ragnarok
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Why is life so cruel?
*cleans up the dead rescuers bodies*
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DMK
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What?
I refuse to ride on a flying penis.
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TwistedDarkness
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I eat people for a living.
(Stares at the giant floating penis)
So, uh, if I ride it, does that make me... Gay?

Eh, oh well. I like killing sprees anyway.
(Runs off to kill more people on the island)
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
The answer is of course, yes.
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DMK
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What?
*kills the invisible people too*
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TwistedDarkness
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I eat people for a living.
Agg, no, I don't want to share!

(Shoots DMK in the head)

...

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
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DMK
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What?
Don't beat yourself up about it. This happens from time to time, I never stay dead.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
OMG!

He killed DMK!
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TwistedDarkness
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I eat people for a living.
You bastard!

(Sobs in arms)
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