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| Catch-22; "Be careful what you wish for." | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 30 2006, 01:52 AM (1,017 Views) | |
| Stryth | May 30 2006, 01:52 AM Post #1 |
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Feigned Neutrality
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A rather simple and pointless game, kind of like the rest of the stuff here - one person makes a wish, and the person to post after him grants that wish... However, the person to post after him must somehow screw it up/include some sort of "catch-22" - that is, a drawback that would make the otherwise highly valued wish undesirable. That person then proceeds to make a wish of their own, and the next person repeats. Example: Person 1: "I wish I could eat cheese." Person 2: "Granted, but the cheese is moldy and you die soon after." So, because I'm so nice, I'll be the first victim... I wish I could think of a wish good enough to be the first wish. |
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| cloudst | May 30 2006, 01:57 AM Post #2 |
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Granted! *godseth dies from wishing to be in heaven the greatest places and thus the greatest opening wish* I wish I could visit Disney World! |
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| Stryth | May 30 2006, 02:01 AM Post #3 |
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Feigned Neutrality
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Yeah sure, why not. *while you're there, Mickey Mouse kidnaps and ties you to a light post after visitor hours, comitting horrible acts of ass-rape* I wish I had more Kool-Aid. |
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| cloudst | May 30 2006, 02:02 AM Post #4 |
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*gives him an extra drop of kool aid* Taste the disappointment. I wish I dig a really big hole. |
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| Stryth | May 30 2006, 02:04 AM Post #5 |
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Feigned Neutrality
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*... with a spoon, causing your hand to become so blistered that you are no longer able to masturbate* I wish I had a million dollars. |
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| cloudst | May 30 2006, 02:06 AM Post #6 |
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*seth gets the money, but it's immediately taken for tax purposes* I wish I had Japanese candy. |
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| Stryth | May 30 2006, 02:09 AM Post #7 |
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*by the time you get it, the candy has melted and is impossible to get out of the wrappers* I wish cloudst would riverdance on camera.
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| cloudst | May 30 2006, 02:10 AM Post #8 |
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*does so, but doesn't show it to anyone* I wish seth would post a pic of his ass in this topic. |
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| Stryth | May 30 2006, 02:11 AM Post #9 |
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Feigned Neutrality
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*does so, but deletes post immidiately after* I wish I were an Oscer Meyer weener. |
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| cloudst | May 30 2006, 02:13 AM Post #10 |
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................*does that* I wish the world was upside down. |
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| Stryth | May 30 2006, 02:16 AM Post #11 |
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Feigned Neutrality
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*gravity is also turned upside-down, causing you to fall off the world* I wish I weren't hungry. |
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| cloudst | May 30 2006, 02:20 AM Post #12 |
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*kills seth, ending his hunger* I wish I had a good new cell phone. |
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| Stryth | May 30 2006, 02:22 AM Post #13 |
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Feigned Neutrality
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*GUO time comes into play, quickly turning it into a bad old cell phone* I wish I were a real boy! |
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| cloudst | May 30 2006, 02:24 AM Post #14 |
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*since he's already real, the wish has an inverse effect and makes seth a pile of wood* I wish my sword was clean. |
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| Stryth | May 30 2006, 02:29 AM Post #15 |
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*cleans, but forgets to dry it off, rusting it beyond effective use* I wish I didn't forget to make a wish. |
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