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Catch-22; "Be careful what you wish for."
Topic Started: May 30 2006, 01:52 AM (1,017 Views)
Stryth
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A rather simple and pointless game, kind of like the rest of the stuff here - one person makes a wish, and the person to post after him grants that wish... However, the person to post after him must somehow screw it up/include some sort of "catch-22" - that is, a drawback that would make the otherwise highly valued wish undesirable. That person then proceeds to make a wish of their own, and the next person repeats.

Example:

Person 1: "I wish I could eat cheese."
Person 2: "Granted, but the cheese is moldy and you die soon after."

So, because I'm so nice, I'll be the first victim...



I wish I could think of a wish good enough to be the first wish.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Granted!

*godseth dies from wishing to be in heaven the greatest places and thus the greatest opening wish*

I wish I could visit Disney World!
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Stryth
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Yeah sure, why not.

*while you're there, Mickey Mouse kidnaps and ties you to a light post after visitor hours, comitting horrible acts of ass-rape*

I wish I had more Kool-Aid.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*gives him an extra drop of kool aid*

Taste the disappointment.

I wish I dig a really big hole.
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Stryth
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*... with a spoon, causing your hand to become so blistered that you are no longer able to masturbate*

I wish I had a million dollars.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*seth gets the money, but it's immediately taken for tax purposes*

I wish I had Japanese candy.
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Stryth
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*by the time you get it, the candy has melted and is impossible to get out of the wrappers*

I wish cloudst would riverdance on camera. :)
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*does so, but doesn't show it to anyone*

I wish seth would post a pic of his ass in this topic.
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Stryth
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*does so, but deletes post immidiately after*

I wish I were an Oscer Meyer weener.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
................*does that*

I wish the world was upside down.
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Stryth
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*gravity is also turned upside-down, causing you to fall off the world*

I wish I weren't hungry.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*kills seth, ending his hunger*

I wish I had a good new cell phone.
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Stryth
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*GUO time comes into play, quickly turning it into a bad old cell phone*

I wish I were a real boy!
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*since he's already real, the wish has an inverse effect and makes seth a pile of wood*

I wish my sword was clean.
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Stryth
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*cleans, but forgets to dry it off, rusting it beyond effective use*

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish.
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