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Catch-22; "Be careful what you wish for."
Topic Started: May 30 2006, 01:52 AM (1,024 Views)
cloudst
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How troublesome...
TOO LATE!

*burns seth for forgetting*

I wish I only needed one piece of TP per visit.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*wish granted, but only applied for when you visit the White House*

I wish self-pleasure weren't so messy.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*makes it messier*

I wish I was sexier.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*women literally rip you apart trying to get you for themselves, thus killing you*

I wish there were such thing as a never-ending can of root beer.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*there is, in the center of the earth*

I wish I had already gone to the bathroom earlier!
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but you didn't have to go earlier, so you couldn't get more than a few drops out*

I wish my hair didn't grow into a Napoleon Dynamite 'fro on its own.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*already granted, cuz you don't have hair*

I wish I knew how to surf.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, although it's effectively negated by the fact that you already know how to surf the web*

I wish it weren't so hot in my room.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*room becomes an ice cube*

I wish I was a girl.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
..................................................... *granted*

I wish more people would play this stupid game.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*so many ppl play, seth posts too late and answers the wrong one, causing everyone to hate him*

I wish I had UV protection.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but you also become so sensitive to sunlight that you break out in blisters if you step outside at any time other than night*

I wish money really did grow on trees.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, and the resulting inflation causes even insane amounts of cash to be worth zilch*

I wish had a battery charger.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but it just plain won't work*

I wish for a wish.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*seth gets a wish, whoop de doo*

I wish I could fly.
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