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Catch-22; "Be careful what you wish for."
Topic Started: May 30 2006, 01:52 AM (1,023 Views)
Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but then you crash into a 747*

I wish I were 1337.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*seth become these numbers (1337) and is doomed to be forgotten in this thread*

I wish my computer had more memory.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, at the expense of your hard drive's welfare*

I wish the answer really was "obvious".
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, but wasted because there's no question*

I wish all lizards were 20 feet long!
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but then they all somehow become rabid, even though they technically have immunity to rabies*

I wish there were a question whose answer was "obvious".
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, but because the wish was merely an expantion of the last wish, seth automatically dies*

I wish I was a home owner.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but the homes are too small even for Barbie dolls to live in*

I wish I wouldn't keep dying when I expand on previous wishes.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, the new penalty will be life in constant tourture*

I wish I had implants.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted... but they deflate*

I wish I could undo my last wish.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, the wish to undo the last wish was undone*

I wish I had more Japanese candy.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but it's already been invaded by a swarm of ants*

I still wish I had more Kool-Aid.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, giving him another drop*

I wish I understood women.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but then they change again*

I wish I had some crackers.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*seth gets a bunch of racist white guys*

I wish all bees were made of chocolate.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but they sting harder*

... Salt?
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