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Catch-22; "Be careful what you wish for."
Topic Started: May 30 2006, 01:52 AM (1,019 Views)
Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; they come without the cords*

I wish I had a gamecube.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, but it's defective*

I wish my brother was asleep.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; he only sleep for 3.2 seconds*

I wish I had a wish that wasn't a repeat or add-on.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, you can wish to suck a penis*

I wish I could attack with my nosehair.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; your nosehairs are still far too short to be effective*

I wif I didn' hapf to suck teh cock.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Do what? Suck the cock while I translate that.

I wish they aired new eps of every show.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; all that's shown are new episodes of Barney and Friends*

I wish cloudst wouldn't call me bald. :(
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
You didn't grant my wish at all!

I wish all the women in my life had big boobs.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
I granted yours, partially.

I wish I could paint my cieling.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
So what, I only get partial big boobs?

*seth gets to paint the ceilings in hell*

I wish seth was more clear on things.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but you still don't understand them due to a drop in your comprehention*

I wish "funner" was a word.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*It is, but a bunch of other redneck crap is adopted as well. Thanks asshole*

I wish fairies were real, except they only lived in the jungle and killed people.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; they kill you, too*

I wish a cow really could jump over the moon.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, causing massive ecological damage*

I wish chaos was order.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; the order present now becomes chaos as a result*

I wish I knew why jumping cows caused ecological damage.
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