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Catch-22; "Be careful what you wish for."
Topic Started: May 30 2006, 01:52 AM (1,018 Views)
cloudst
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How troublesome...
*replaces all of seth's knowledge with that one fact*

I wish dead people would decompose faster.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*concepts like zombies are therefore less plausible, and the games featuring them are less common and kick less ass. Bastard*

I wish today were tomorrow.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*the world ends, because tomorrow never comes*

I wish this backpack's zipper wasn't broken.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; instead, the backpack is broken*

I wish zippers weren't hot after you take them out of the dryer.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted; instead, they rust when washed*

I wish something good was on.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted, but you don't get the channel that it's on*

I wish I knew why I keep running out of wishes.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, it's because you've become gay since this thread started*

I wish I knew how to throw a boomerang.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; you throw it and forget that it comes back to you. WHACK!*

I wish I had two birthdays.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, creating an evil twin that kills you and takes place in bed with hot chicks*

I wish rain was magic.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; everyone burns because it somehow becomes fire-based magic*

I wish evil were good.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, disrupting the balance and restarting the world without saving, causing all our data to be lost. Dick*

I wish for a new skateboard.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*granted; it comes without wheels*

cloudst
 
*granted, disrupting the balance and restarting the world without saving, causing all our data to be lost. Dick*

I wish that didn't make me rofl irl.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
*granted, taking away your happieness*

I wish WoS standed for something else.
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Stryth
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Feigned Neutrality
*would be granted, but no one knows what it means anyways*

I wish it didn't take so long for me to respond to the one that made me rofl irl.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
I wish Hank would kill Dr. Venture.
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