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Topic Started: Dec 6 2006, 04:04 AM (258 Views)
Asazel2
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The Fallen
I think I've come up with a resolution to our Member problem. To pull this off we'll need the cooperation of most, if not all the members on this forum... though I'm willing to take on some people's positions. Basically, by getting all the females on this forum pregnant we can expect to boost forum productivity by 2x the female population on the forum. Within 8-10 years we'll have a thriving forum community, and if they have twins, even better!


Now I know Paulus wants "Quality" members, so to weed out on the "Low Quality" members, we'll just have the male members with the best and most desirable qualities to be used as the Toy Soldiers, so that means you all better back off and let me do my work. B) And don't worry girls, I'll keep trying until the condom breaks.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Tried, didn't work.
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73h |_|53r|\
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You forgot to take into account the depreciation value.
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Asazel2
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The hoes have no say in the matter. :angry:



I rule with an Iron Dick.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
So my dick ain't iron, at least it's longer.
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Asazel2
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But thin like deli sliced turkey. :whoa:
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
You presume too much.
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Asazel2
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It doesn't matter, I said the Hoes have no say in the matter, now keep quiet. <_<
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Oh, you'll pay for that.
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73h |_|53r|\
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Its not the size, its how you use it that matters.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
That only applies to cars.
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73h |_|53r|\
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Oh, I apologize. Thats what I thought we were discussing.
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InSaNo
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eather or you stick it and then you kick it problem solved just if she asks just deny it to its fullist
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Asazel2
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I am saddened that this idea has not yet come out to be fulfilled :(




If only there was some way we could lure these females into a room, just for a few hours....
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Paulus2
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LOL postwhore
We have female members?

I did like this idea though.
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