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The Chuck Norris Game
Topic Started: Oct 12 2007, 07:48 PM (627 Views)
Ad134
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Who ya gonna kill? KENNY!!!
Yeah. It does. Here's one:



They once tried to carve Chuck Norris into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
Hit and miss.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
That's better.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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cloudst
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How troublesome...
+1 ad.
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The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
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Carl the MAN!
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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How troublesome...
+1 izaboo.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is a B-movie star with no redeeming qualities, who preaches about Christianity and how all of his facts only apply to Jesus, and who somehow was picked up by somebody on the internet, turned into a meme and overused for the past three years until the mere mention of his name now causes high blood pressure.
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LOL postwhore
Did I win?
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Carl the MAN!
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face.
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Paulus2
Oct 17 2007, 07:56 PM
Did I win?

Nope. In fact, YOU FAIL.



Chuck Norris can eat black holes.
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