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| The New Cuba | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 11 2010, 09:02 AM (223 Views) | |
| DragonLegend | Feb 11 2010, 09:02 AM Post #1 |
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Field Marshal
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(originally written August 10, 2006) With his brother in the hospital, Raul Castro has wasted no time shaking things up in the country he now controls. In a mere 10 days he's made several notable changes in Cuba: * Relaxing the ban on American corporations. Even going so far as personally pinching the ceremonial first ass at the new Havana Hooters. * Upgrading the country's numerous rusted out 1950's Chevys by installing broken 8-track players. * Being more like Bill Clinton, except with better cigars and hotter interns. * Growing himself a nice, bushy, dictator-beard, like Fidel, Saddam, and that ruthless Fatherless Child Santa. * Guaranteeing the right of free speech to all citizens as long as they don't use the letter "e". * Ending the program of automatic Cuban citizenship for the constant flood of American refugees washing up on their shores. * Random beatings of political prisoners will no longer include hideous Ricky Martin background music. * Replacing layers of filth encrusting the streets of Havana with more wholesome layers of crud. * Replacing numerous giant pictures of Fidel with numerous giant pictures of hot IDF chicks. * Legalizing the importation of Viagra from America so that he can resolve his "Cuban Missile Crisis". |
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| Guido_gANGsTa | Feb 11 2010, 10:10 PM Post #2 |
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THE SOLUTION™
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Dem Cuban chicks sure know how to party. |
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GTL!!!! DON'T HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME JUST CALL ME "THE SOLUTION™ " | |
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