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From pot-head to hero...; Who else wants to be a millionaire?
Topic Started: Nov 13 2004, 08:18 PM (185 Views)
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               INT. STUDY -- AFTERNOON

               Books, newspapers, and magazines litter the room.

               They cover every surface except a lamp-lighted table with a
               single object on it -- A fossilized shard of a Native American
               pot -- brittle and dusty, embedded into a once-large rock.

               Across the table are various piles of sand.

               Slowly, a pair of goggled eyes rise from the edge of the
               desk. Then a small duster, held by a latex-gloved hand, creeps
               on-screen and begins to rhythmically and circularly sweep
               the artifact, brushing away puffs of sediment.

                                     DR. JONES
                         Brush on... Brush off... Brush on...

               Satisfied, he puts away the duster then brings out a dropper,
               filled with a colorless liquid and gently positions it away
               from the actual artifact but above the surrounding rock.

               He then very carefully squeezes out a tiny drop of acid.

                                     DR. JONES
                         Nice and easy... Nice and easy...

               As the drop gets closer and closer to the rock, the SLAM of
               a door outside startles Dr. Jones and his eyes widen as

               The drop falls, off-target, toward the artifact.

                                     DR. JONES
                         Noooooooooo!!!

               He grits his teeth and, with devil-like eyes, SWIPES HIS
               FREE HAND ACROSS THE TABLE, swooping from one side towards
               the middle, just above piece of pot. He catches the drop on
               his wrist, right before it hits his precious pot.

               HOLD on his contorted features, for a beat, before it melts
               into relief. Then realization. As there's a HISSING sound.

               Dr. Jones's eyes drift downwards towards his wrist where the
               drop of acid burns into his skin. He SHRIEKS.

                                     DR. JONES
                         Assccciiid!

               He JERKS his hands to the side, trying to rub it off,
               accidentally tipping over a lamp.

               He spots it. DIVES TO IT, hands first, thus FLAILING HIS
               FEET, KICKING OVER THE OTHER LAMP at the other side.

               Dr. Jones reaches the first lamp, sighs with relief and
               removes his goggles to wipe his brow. Just as he spots the
               second lamp, swaying towards the artifact.

                                     DR. JONES
                         Not again...!

               He leaps into action.

               "BULLET TIME":

               With surprising agility, while still holding the first lamp,

               He LAUNCHES himself into the air, TWISTS his body, mid-flight,
               SENDING HIS LAB-COAT FLAPPING GRACEFULLY IN AN PERFECT ARCH,
               Matrix-style. He PLANTS ONE KNEE on the table, STICKS HIS
               OTHER FOOT OUT, catching the second lamp, then THRUSTS HIS
               FREE HAND OUTWARD, to the other side, for balance.

               HOLD on Dr. Jones' Mission: Impossible pose as a drop of
               sweat falls from his chin and plops onto the table, his face
               inches away from the piece of pot. A beat.

               Then he gathers his breath and takes a LONG SIGH OF RELIEF.
               PUFFING a mound of sand into his face.

               In the cloud of dust, gagging can be heard as he tries to
               hold it in but...

                                     DR. JONES
                         AAAACHOOOO!

               He sends a spray of saliva shooting 90 mph with his sneeze.
               When the dust clears, his face is completely white.

               Another beat. He blinks his eyes open, then frantically
               glances at his priceless pot

               Where scattered little dots corrode the surface, exactly
               where his high-speed bodily acid had splattered.

               He groans as his face contorts with disgust.

                                     DR. JONES
                         Awwww SPIT! Why does it have to be
                         spit?!

               INT. LIVING ROOM -- AFTERNOON

                                     TRACY
                         Let me guess. Lab catastrophe?

               Dr. Jones sighs.

                                     DR. JONES
                         See this is why I keep telling you
                         two to become a pot head!


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