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1st Annual Pit-Times Softball Game!; Schwing, batter!
Topic Started: Nov 8 2005, 08:12 PM (577 Views)
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Ste300,Nov 11 2005
10:05 AM
STE see's Tommy lee in the distance, and Pam runs back to him and they leave to make another "home video"

This distracts everyone on both teams. Confusion abounds.

HTG Times comes up to bat.
Bottom of the first.
Pit - 1
Times - 0
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Celebrity player William Petersen tips his hat to the crowd after hitting a homer for the HTG Times.

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Pit - 1
Times - 1
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Ste throws something at ninja. The referee doesn't beleive the dazed librarian and continues the game.
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softball and baseball use umpires, not referees.
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MrCharisma was able to recruit super star baseball celebrity Madonna. All that training for the movie "A League Of Their Own" definately hasn't been lost as she catchs out a few of The Pit players


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Here she is with a smile on her face as she catches out RS

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I hate those high pitches... but I just can't stop myself :(

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MrCharisma seems to be having the best day of his life on the pitch. Great friends playing a wicked game of baseball.

Horton slogs the ball from the pitcher. The crowd raises because they know what's coming.... a HOME RUN!

Charisma, although playing on 2nd base, knows this ball isn't lost just yet. He chases the ball and eventually catches it! OH MY GOD... how did he do that?

The crowd roars as The Times sends another player from The Pit to the bench. Playing off the crowd, MrCharisma performs a celebration

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Seems like someone had scratched a signature onto the camera lens

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I'd also like to donate my mits to charity. They will be posted on Ebay and will have a 10 day bidding time. I'm looking to raise some money for the local League down on the Central Coast.

Starting price is $500

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Reminder:

Today's the last day to make your play. Post to this thread to be eligible to win MVP for your team (Times or Pit).

The Times will be chipping in a lovely Golden Pen Set for their MVP.

The Book & Brew will donate two ballcaps, one for each MVP. (Each cap is work $100K off all future admissions to the Book & Brew.)

BATTER UP!
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*cue WILD THING music*

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Times Coach Ninjalibarian seems to be calling Johnson Carter out of the bullpen. We'll see if Carter, in his role as relief pitcher, can keep the score tied at 1-1, even though the Pit has the bases loaded and zero outs. I tell you, folks, this commentator does not envy Carter's precarious position....He takes the mound.....He winds up, here's the pitch!

JOHNSON
Ok, so here goes. Tim Finneran is an everyman ex-cop with a heart of gold. He leads an average life of a retiree...until one fateful day when he realizes his golden retreiver is actually a......

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And Ninjalibrarian is heading out to the mound to have a talk with Carter.

NINJA
You dolt! On this thread you are supposed to pitch fastballs, curves, and such....not movie ideas! You've got your threads mixed up.

JOHNSON
Oh thank God...I didn't really know where I was going with that.

***Johnson proceeds to retire the next three batters with his pattented corkscrew fastball, leaving the Pit's baserunners stranded. The Times escape the inning with the score still tied at 1-1. RS demands Johnson be tested for steroids.***

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And this is Ste300's ast game before retirment.

Ste300 sets up to pitch

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Here comes the pitcher. A tough and head strong 'i've got a problem with everyone' type guy. He looks mean.

Ste300 takes the bat from the flor.

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Here we go...

The fiery pitch is let loose. And BANG! It smacks the bat and hits the pitcher upside the head.

Ste runs around to base one. And is shunned by the crowd.
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And is shunned by the crowd.


You bet your life.
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*"Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard blares as Teufel steps up to the plate bat in hand. The Hollywood Pit columnist pounds it against the mound before getting into stance and trash talking the pitcher. The pitcher winds up... STRIKE! Once again... STRIKE! It looks like it's all over for a dejected Teufel until someone somewhere in the nosebleed section of the stadium starts up a lone "USA! USA! USA!" chant.

At first it's a lone whisper among a sea of random incoherent screams. But gradually one more voice joins, and then another, until every last spectator is chanting "USA! USA! USA!" The members of the Pit team all wave minirature American flags while RS tosses a folded up shirt to a surprised Ninjalibrarian. She holds it up and unfolds the shirt - a Che Guevara shirt, and she's on the ol' Jumbotron. She dodges garbage flung from the stands while PJ pins up a Soviet Union flag in the back of the Times dugout with the other team trying to help their Commissar.

One lone tear makes its way down Teufel's cheek and he salutes to his fellow Americans. He gets into stance... the pitcher winds up and throws... IT'S A COLOSSAL HOMERUN! He rounds all the bases at a gentle jog, waving to the crowd which has exploded into deafening cheers. When Teufel reaches home plate the Times team is there waiting for him, hauling him up onto their shoulders like a champion, someone giving Teufel a large American flag which he waves with vigor. "Real American" by Rick Derringer blares over the stadium's speakers. Somewhere in the stands a Ronald Reagan look alike breaks a bat over a Russian's head.

Red, white, and blue confetti falls from everywhere in the stadium and fireworks of the same colors erupt in the clear night sky. A banner reading "Mission Accomplished!" is unfurled in the Pit dugout.

A lone umpire gets a hold of a microphone and manages to say over all the jubilant, celebratory noise - "Um... the Pits team are only up 2-1... the game's not over!"

With a retro-record scratching noise "Real American" abruptly stops, the crowd goes silent, the confetti and fireworks immediately end, the American flags and "Mission Accomplished" banner disappear, and the Pit team drop Teufel on his ass into a puddle of mud and retreat to their dugout. Teufel sits in the mud, wiping away his tears with the American flag he's still holding onto. With a sprained ankle he limps towards his team's dugout, almost silently humming "Real American" with his head hung in defeat.
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You know what that means... 2 to 1, the PIT WINS!. THE PIT WINS! :D

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