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| Shaznackie | Aug 2 2008, 01:34 AM Post #1 |
Producer's Assistant
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(JACK (James Roday) stands in the middle of the stage) JACK: Hi there, folks! My name is Jack Jillette, spokesman for Yummwell Foods. You may have noticed our restaurants popping up here and there and all around the country. And if you ever felt a little rumble in your stomach, you may have even gone inside. (DAWN (Katherine Heigl) and BUZZ (Josh Friesen) are sitting at a breakfast table.) DAWN: Did you eat your breakfast, son? BUZZ: Yes, Mum. DAWN: Did you chew exactly 24 times for each bite? BUZZ: Yes, Mum. JACK (CONT.): Lemme tell ya, folks! It is literally, literally, literally impossible to come out of a Yummwell restaurant still feeling hungry. (SIMON (Kenan Thompson) is elated and jumping for joy.) SIMON: My nape hairs aren’t just standing….they’re joining together in song! JACK (CONT.): I would like to give all of you a great, big hug! (NIKKI (Alexis Bledel) is hugging DWIGHT (Oliver Hudson)) NIKKI: I love you so much. I just… DWIGHT: I know. We will never be apart again. NIKKI: Never! Never, never, never! (Pause) NEVER! JACK (CONT.): Your stomachs once again felt the beauty, the strength, the power of having a hot Yummwell meal inside them. (BUZZ grabs DAWN'S shirt) BUZZ: Wow, Mum, did you hear that? Did you hear how happy he sounds? DAWN: I sure did, honey! I sure did! JACK (CONT.): Our motto: “If every man, woman, and child had a Humongoid burger in their right hand, they could use the left one to lock arms with their fellow man, creating a circle of unity and peace around the globe.” BUCKET OF SMILES A U G U S T 1 5 T H (SIMON is an airline.) SIMON: Thank you, Yummwell. Come back. Please. |
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| suicidejocky | Aug 2 2008, 08:18 AM Post #2 |
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I believe you, unless I hear the motto before I left the restaurant.
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