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On August 15th, shove this down your throat...
Topic Started: Aug 2 2008, 01:34 AM (91 Views)
Shaznackie
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(JACK (James Roday) stands in the middle of the stage)
JACK: Hi there, folks! My name is Jack Jillette, spokesman for Yummwell Foods. You may have noticed our restaurants popping up here and there and all around the country. And if you ever felt a little rumble in your stomach, you may have even gone inside.

(DAWN (Katherine Heigl) and BUZZ (Josh Friesen) are sitting at a breakfast table.)
DAWN: Did you eat your breakfast, son?
BUZZ: Yes, Mum.
DAWN: Did you chew exactly 24 times for each bite?
BUZZ: Yes, Mum.

JACK (CONT.): Lemme tell ya, folks! It is literally, literally, literally impossible to come out of a Yummwell restaurant still feeling hungry.

(SIMON (Kenan Thompson) is elated and jumping for joy.)
SIMON: My nape hairs aren’t just standing….they’re joining together in song!

JACK (CONT.): I would like to give all of you a great, big hug!

(NIKKI (Alexis Bledel) is hugging DWIGHT (Oliver Hudson))
NIKKI: I love you so much. I just…
DWIGHT: I know. We will never be apart again.
NIKKI: Never! Never, never, never! (Pause) NEVER!

JACK (CONT.): Your stomachs once again felt the beauty, the strength, the power of having a hot Yummwell meal inside them.

(BUZZ grabs DAWN'S shirt)
BUZZ: Wow, Mum, did you hear that? Did you hear how happy he sounds?
DAWN: I sure did, honey! I sure did!

JACK (CONT.): Our motto: “If every man, woman, and child had a Humongoid burger in their right hand, they could use the left one to lock arms with their fellow man, creating a circle of unity and peace around the globe.”

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(SIMON is an airline.)
SIMON: Thank you, Yummwell. Come back. Please.
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suicidejocky
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Lemme tell ya, folks! It is literally, literally, literally impossible to come out of a Yummwell restaurant still feeling hungry.



I believe you, unless I hear the motto before I left the restaurant.


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Our motto: “If every man, woman, and child had a Humongoid burger in their right hand, they could use the left one to lock arms with their fellow man, creating a circle of unity and peace around the globe.”
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