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Topic Started: Aug 6 2008, 10:47 PM (423 Views)
Shaznackie
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(COMPLETE DARKNESS. We hear the voice of SIMON (Kenan Thompson).)

SIMON: Ever since Suzie walked out on me and took our five darling children with her, you’ve been my best friend. You’ve offered guidance through the bad times and a shoulder to cry on during the really bad times. You are a beacon of the most gorgeous light that the heavens could bear to share with us mortals.

(The lights that rise on SIMON at this point, revealing that he is talking to a bag of Yummwell food.)

SIMON (CONT.): Now, as I prepare to take that delicate first bite into your latest piece of merchandise: The Humongoid, I realize that I’m on a tightrope here and that my taste buds are holding my balance. They can either be caressed by the Humongoid, savoring the sheer ecstasy of its glorious flavor. Or they can be repelled by the utter dreadfulness of a taste that not even Lucifer himself would abide. My palms sweat, my head feels weak, my hands go numb, my…

BUCKET

OF

SMILES

Shove it down your throat

On

AUGUST 15th!

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RitchieSteven
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Heh. Cool stuff.

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