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It's a Strange World Out There
Topic Started: Sep 4 2008, 08:23 PM (122 Views)
Marlowe
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From the producer of Vacations and Marijuana
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INT. OFFICE

MICHAEL MCGILL (John Cusack), 42, is passed out in his office chair, naked. A large rat emerges from a hole in the wall and crawls its way up on to the desk and begins urinating in an empty coffee cup. McGill cracks an eye and watches it.
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When all the world's woes are attracted to you...
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A bony man with skin-like leather, THE CHIEF OF STAFF (Micheal Palin), enters the room. He sits in the plastic chair opposite the desk where Micheal is seated.
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THE CHIEF OF STAFF
Do you know who I am, son?

Sometimes one more isn't going to break the camel's back.

THE CHIEF OF STAFF
We have something we need you to find, and we have exhausted all
of our orthodox operations. Somewhere out there is a book we need.

MICHAEL
Lost and found?
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Michael smiles. The Chief of Staff smiles back.
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THE CHIEF OF STAFF
Lost and found. Lost in the 1950s, in fact. Nixon traded it for the
favors of a Chinese woman living on a houseboat in San Francisco Bay.
It’s been moved from person to person ever since. Now we need it back in
the White House.

MICHAEL
I’ll need to know what the book is.

THE CHIEF OF STAFF
Yeah. This is the tricky part. Technically, this is high codeword stuff.
I’ve had your name signed to a document that allows you to know the
following, on pain of death if that information exits your train of
investigation.

MICHAEL
Excuse me?

THE CHIEF OF STAFF
You talk about this, the Office of Homeland Security turns you into pink
mist. There will be Shock and Awe, do you understand?

MICHAEL
Yes.

THE CHIEF OF STAFF
We need you to find the other Constitution of the United States.

The shit has only begun to hit the fan.

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A Terry Gilliam film
John Cusack . Camilla Belle . Michael Palin

September 26
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Marlowe
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From the studio that brought you Until 5 and Americatown

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EXT. NULL BUILDING
Michael (John Cusack) and Trix (Camilla Belle) are standing on the side of the building, each smoking a cigarette.
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MICHAEL
So, I’m Mike.

TRIX
Trix. So...what were you doing there, Mike?

MICHAEL
I’m a private investigator. This place was an old lead I wanted
to follow up on. But the usual happened.

TRIX
What’s the usual?

MICHAEL
Doesn’t matter. You stood out in there, too, you know.

TRIX
Yeah, I guess. I’m writing a thesis.

MICHAEL
On what?

TRIX
Extremes of self-inflicted human experience. It’s not everyone
who subjects themselves to Godzilla bukkake, after all.

Sidekick auditions: Priceless.

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A Terry Gilliam film
John Cusack . Camilla Belle . Michael Palin
CROOKED LITTLE VEIN
September 26

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