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Sasquatch is better than
Topic Started: May 27 2010, 10:17 AM (123 Views)
Lucian
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[align=center]The Loch Ness Monster[/align]

First off, Nessie is Scottish and Sasquatch is from North America so that should settle it right there.

Next, there's more than one Sasquatch. There's only one Nessie. The Sasquatches (Sasquatchi?) would gang up on him.

It's Scotland so you know everybody who claims to have seen Nessie was drunk at the time.

Sasquatch? Stylish hair. Nessie? Bald and slimy.

Both eat fish. But it's not impressive to eat fish when you live in the freakin' water.

Hulk Hogan has never played Nessie.

Sasquatch is cool enough to appear in beer commercials. Not even whatever beer they make in Scotland uses Nessie as a spokesthing.

Nessie pees in the pool.

There you have it. Sasquatch wins.

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Yeah, but Nessie Pees in the pool is actually a +1 for her.
Screw the monkeys!

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[align=center]Count Dracula[/align]
First off, Dracula is Transylvanian and Sasquatch is from North America so that should settle it right there.

Next, there's more than one Sasquatch. There's only one Dracula. The Sasquatches (Sasquatchi?) would gang up on him.

Dracula sleeps all day. So if he goes somewhere with, like, a month of solid sunlight, he loses a lot of time. Sasquatch sleeps a reasonable 10 hours a day. Except when he's on a killing spree.

Sasquatch? Stylish hair. Dracula? Can't see his reflection so can never get his hair right.

Sasquatch eats. Dracula sucks.

Hulk Hogan has never played Dracula.

Dracula was based on a real life person but mostly was defined by an author. Sasquatch is real, bay-bay!

Dracula is afraid of running water. So no showers. P.U.!

There you have it. Sasquatch wins.

[align=center]You want blood? You'll get blood[/align]
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[align=center]The Moon[/align]

Sasquatch may be smaller than the moon, but he's closer. So he looks bigger. Plus he's close enough to tear your arms off.

Sasquatch? Stylish hair. The Moon? Dust.

Sasquatch is consistent. The Moon changes more than a baby's diaper.

Hulk Hogan has never been to the moon. And Buzz Aldrin made a lousy RAW guest host.

Sasquatch fishes. The Moon is a golf course Tiger Woods has never been too. Fishing > Golf without Tiger Woods.

There you have it. Sasquatch wins.

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Yeah, I'd agree, Sasquatch > Moon.

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