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Topic Started: Feb 15 2013, 11:10 PM (40 Views)
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INT. UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - DAY

PEDRO (Himself) sits down on a couch in an undisclosed location. He looks at the camera.

PEDRO
Welcome back to Big Brother. I’m your host, Pedro. Julie Chen is not yet back, so you still have me - and Jason Reitman is back to direct. He is not happy about this - so I gave him three hundred free tacos. He sure loves them tacos. Let’s check in on the remaining houseguests.

INT. BIG BROTHER HOUSE - DAY
The remaining houseguests are sitting in the living room, on the couches in the room. a TV screen turns on. Pedro is on it.

PEDRO
Hello, houseguests.

DEBORAH ANN WOLL (Herself) shakes her head.

DEBORAH
Oh, fuck. This asshole again?

PEDRO
Yes, me again.

KATE MARA (Herself) seems confused.

KATE
When’s Julie coming back?

PEDRO
She’s not.

KATE
We were promised that she was. That’s the only reason we agreed to stay on.

DEBORAH
Yeah, fucker.

PEDRO
I am truly sorry for that. And I will once again pick head of household out of a hat.

DEBORAH
Fuck!

PEDRO
Indeed.

Pedro picks a name out of the hat.

PEDRO (CONT’D)
It’s the crazy guy.

WERNER HERZOG (Himself) jumps up.

WERNER
Werner for the win!

PEDRO
Wouldn’t that be a kick in the dick if it really was you again.

WERNER
It’s not.

PEDRO
No.

WERNER
Asshole.

PEDRO
Indeed. It’s actually Lake Bell.

LAKE BELL (Herself) looks around, confused.

LAKE
Me?

PEDRO
Yes, you?

LAKE
I haven’t done shit in this game so far.

PEDRO
Nope. Now’s your turn. Once again, as a reminder - there are too many of you here, so we will only introduce you when you have something to do with this game.

LAKE
So, I wasn’t paid for last time?

PEDRO
Nope - as you had shit to do with the game.

LAKE
Fucker.

PEDRO
Indeed.

LAKE
I hate you, Pedro.

PEDRO
I know. And now you must immediately nominate two people for eviction.

LAKE
Fuck. Fine.

She stands up and turns to the houseguests. LUKE PERRY (Himself) is snorting more cocaine off of the coffee table.

LAKE (CONT’D)
Okay, druggie, you’re nominated.

Luke doesn’t pay attention.

LAKE (CONT’D)
Luke Perry - you are nominated.

Still no reaction. Pedro rolls his eyes.

PEDRO
Luke Perry - more cocaine is on it’s way.

Luke looks up.

LUKE
Really?

PEDRO
No. You’ve been nominated. Please sit in the nomination chair.

LUKE
Oh, sure. That was a rotten trick, Pedro.

PEDRO
I know.

Luke sits in the nomination chair. Lake turns to the remaining dog in the house. This is SUNSHINE THE DOG (Voice of Amy Adams). She is a cocker spaniel. She sits on a couch. She is much nicer than Amy.

LAKE
And Sunshine as much as I love you, I think you may be in the alliance with Luke.

Sunshine nods.

SUNSHINE
Fair enough.

She takes her seat on the couch. Luke pats Sunshine.

LUKE
Such a good doggie.

Sunshine smiles.

SUNSHINE
Thank you.

PEDRO
And now, I will randomly pick three people to play in the veto.

DEBORAH
Don’t we usually do that?

PEDRO
Yup, but I’m doing it this time.

DEBORAH
Fucker.

PEDRO
Indeed.

Pedro pulls out three names out of a hat.

PEDRO (CONT’D)
Deborah Ann Woll, Kate Mara and Werner Herzog.

WERNER
Werner for the win!

PEDRO
Yes, this time - Werner for the win.

WERNER
Damn straight.

KATE
I don’t want to play anymore.

PEDRO
Too bad.

Deborah shakes her head.

DEBORAH
Fucker.

PEDRO
Indeed. I will be back later for eviction. Later, bitches.

Pedro Is Back To Fuck Up The Houseguests

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Who Will Survive This Round?

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Screw the monkeys!

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