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| Pedro90 | Feb 15 2013, 11:10 PM Post #1 |
Get a Life
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[align=center] INT. UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - DAY PEDRO (Himself) sits down on a couch in an undisclosed location. He looks at the camera. PEDRO Welcome back to Big Brother. I’m your host, Pedro. Julie Chen is not yet back, so you still have me - and Jason Reitman is back to direct. He is not happy about this - so I gave him three hundred free tacos. He sure loves them tacos. Let’s check in on the remaining houseguests. INT. BIG BROTHER HOUSE - DAY The remaining houseguests are sitting in the living room, on the couches in the room. a TV screen turns on. Pedro is on it. PEDRO Hello, houseguests. DEBORAH ANN WOLL (Herself) shakes her head. DEBORAH Oh, fuck. This asshole again? PEDRO Yes, me again. KATE MARA (Herself) seems confused. KATE When’s Julie coming back? PEDRO She’s not. KATE We were promised that she was. That’s the only reason we agreed to stay on. DEBORAH Yeah, fucker. PEDRO I am truly sorry for that. And I will once again pick head of household out of a hat. DEBORAH Fuck! PEDRO Indeed. Pedro picks a name out of the hat. PEDRO (CONT’D) It’s the crazy guy. WERNER HERZOG (Himself) jumps up. WERNER Werner for the win! PEDRO Wouldn’t that be a kick in the dick if it really was you again. WERNER It’s not. PEDRO No. WERNER Asshole. PEDRO Indeed. It’s actually Lake Bell. LAKE BELL (Herself) looks around, confused. LAKE Me? PEDRO Yes, you? LAKE I haven’t done shit in this game so far. PEDRO Nope. Now’s your turn. Once again, as a reminder - there are too many of you here, so we will only introduce you when you have something to do with this game. LAKE So, I wasn’t paid for last time? PEDRO Nope - as you had shit to do with the game. LAKE Fucker. PEDRO Indeed. LAKE I hate you, Pedro. PEDRO I know. And now you must immediately nominate two people for eviction. LAKE Fuck. Fine. She stands up and turns to the houseguests. LUKE PERRY (Himself) is snorting more cocaine off of the coffee table. LAKE (CONT’D) Okay, druggie, you’re nominated. Luke doesn’t pay attention. LAKE (CONT’D) Luke Perry - you are nominated. Still no reaction. Pedro rolls his eyes. PEDRO Luke Perry - more cocaine is on it’s way. Luke looks up. LUKE Really? PEDRO No. You’ve been nominated. Please sit in the nomination chair. LUKE Oh, sure. That was a rotten trick, Pedro. PEDRO I know. Luke sits in the nomination chair. Lake turns to the remaining dog in the house. This is SUNSHINE THE DOG (Voice of Amy Adams). She is a cocker spaniel. She sits on a couch. She is much nicer than Amy. LAKE And Sunshine as much as I love you, I think you may be in the alliance with Luke. Sunshine nods. SUNSHINE Fair enough. She takes her seat on the couch. Luke pats Sunshine. LUKE Such a good doggie. Sunshine smiles. SUNSHINE Thank you. PEDRO And now, I will randomly pick three people to play in the veto. DEBORAH Don’t we usually do that? PEDRO Yup, but I’m doing it this time. DEBORAH Fucker. PEDRO Indeed. Pedro pulls out three names out of a hat. PEDRO (CONT’D) Deborah Ann Woll, Kate Mara and Werner Herzog. WERNER Werner for the win! PEDRO Yes, this time - Werner for the win. WERNER Damn straight. KATE I don’t want to play anymore. PEDRO Too bad. Deborah shakes her head. DEBORAH Fucker. PEDRO Indeed. I will be back later for eviction. Later, bitches. Pedro Is Back To Fuck Up The Houseguests ![]() Who Will Survive This Round? Big Brother - February 22nd[/align] |
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