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| There Will Be A Winner; May 24th | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 16 2013, 11:27 PM (81 Views) | |
| Pedro90 | May 16 2013, 11:27 PM Post #1 |
Get a Life
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[align=center] INT. BIG BROTHER HOUSE - DAY The remaining house guests sit on the couch. They are CHRISTINA HENDRICKS (Herself) CHELSEA HANDLER (Herself), SUNSHINE THE DOG (Voice of Amy Adams), ZOOEY DESCHANEL (Herself), JESSICA CHASTAIN (Herself) and EMILY DESCHANEL (Herself). PEDRO (Himself) appears on a screen in the house. PEDRO Hello, assholes. CHRISTINA Sup, Pedro? PEDRO Well, apparently you guys played the HOH competition without my knowledge and Jason Reitman shot it. I don’t know why you did this. CHELSEA Because we fucking hate you. PEDRO I hate you, too. Remember, I asked for Chuy. Chelsea rolls her eyes. CHELSEA Whatever. PEDRO I have dealt with Jason. He has been sexually molested by Amy. ZOOEY Wait, are you serious? PEDRO Yes. EMILY And he still agreed to direct this thing? PEDRO Agreed? I have him on contract. JESSICA I’m pretty sure that there is a way out of that. There can’t be a clause in our contracts where it says ‘we still have to do this thing if your dog tries to fuck us.’ PEDRO Actually, there is. Jessica sighs. JESSICA Of course there is. SUNSHINE How is that possible? Amy was a player here. PEDRO Whatever. I knew she would be evicted quickly, she’s not well liked. SUNSHINE Damn straight. PEDRO And everyone seems to love you. SUNSHINE Because I’m likable. PEDRO Which means that you probably won’t win either. Sunshine frowns. SUNSHINE Damn. CHRISTINA I’m sorry, Sunshine, he’s right. It’s why Alison didn’t win. ZOOEY Yeah, Alison Brie was crazy likable. CHELSEA It annoyed me to death. SUNSHINE I liked her. CHELSEA Of course you did. SUNSHINE I’d like your dogs too. CHELSEA They’d hate you. SUNSHINE Yeah, you told me that. CHELSEA Worth mentioning again. PEDRO Shut up, all of you! The group becomes silent. Who Will Win? ![]() Pedro Is Your Host! Big Brother 3 - May 24th[/align] |
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Screw the monkeys! Hollywood | |
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