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There Will Be A Winner; May 24th
Topic Started: May 16 2013, 11:27 PM (81 Views)
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INT. BIG BROTHER HOUSE - DAY

The remaining house guests sit on the couch. They are CHRISTINA HENDRICKS (Herself) CHELSEA HANDLER (Herself), SUNSHINE THE DOG (Voice of Amy Adams), ZOOEY DESCHANEL (Herself), JESSICA CHASTAIN (Herself) and EMILY DESCHANEL (Herself). PEDRO (Himself) appears on a screen in the house.

PEDRO
Hello, assholes.

CHRISTINA
Sup, Pedro?

PEDRO
Well, apparently you guys played the HOH competition without my knowledge and Jason Reitman shot it. I don’t know why you did this.

CHELSEA
Because we fucking hate you.

PEDRO
I hate you, too. Remember, I asked for Chuy.

Chelsea rolls her eyes.

CHELSEA
Whatever.

PEDRO
I have dealt with Jason. He has been sexually molested by Amy.

ZOOEY
Wait, are you serious?

PEDRO
Yes.

EMILY
And he still agreed to direct this thing?

PEDRO
Agreed? I have him on contract.

JESSICA
I’m pretty sure that there is a way out of that. There can’t be a clause in our contracts where it says ‘we still have to do this thing if your dog tries to fuck us.’

PEDRO
Actually, there is.

Jessica sighs.

JESSICA
Of course there is.

SUNSHINE
How is that possible? Amy was a player here.

PEDRO
Whatever. I knew she would be evicted quickly, she’s not well liked.

SUNSHINE
Damn straight.

PEDRO
And everyone seems to love you.

SUNSHINE
Because I’m likable.

PEDRO
Which means that you probably won’t win either.

Sunshine frowns.

SUNSHINE
Damn.

CHRISTINA
I’m sorry, Sunshine, he’s right. It’s why Alison didn’t win.

ZOOEY
Yeah, Alison Brie was crazy likable.

CHELSEA
It annoyed me to death.

SUNSHINE
I liked her.

CHELSEA
Of course you did.

SUNSHINE
I’d like your dogs too.

CHELSEA
They’d hate you.

SUNSHINE
Yeah, you told me that.

CHELSEA
Worth mentioning again.

PEDRO
Shut up, all of you!

The group becomes silent.


Who Will Win?

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Screw the monkeys!

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