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Two Opposites Meet; Ad
Topic Started: Jun 13 2013, 08:20 PM (108 Views)
Pedro90
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[align=center]INT. HOUSE - DAY

GRUMPY CAT (Voice of Jane Levy) walks into the living room of her house. BOO THE DOG (Voice of Zooey Deschanel) sits on a couch, wearing a pink dress. She is watching the movie, ‘Pretty In Pink.’

GRUMPY CAT
This again?

Boo smiles.

BOO
I’m Pretty In Pink!

She does a little dance.

GRUMPY CAT
Your pepiness makes me want to kill things.

BOO
Oh you always say that.

GRUMPY CAT
It’s still true.

BOO
You need to learn how to have fun.

GRUMPY CAT
I had fun once - it was horrible.

Boo wags her tail. She smiles at Grumpy Cat.

BOO
I love you, you know.

GRUMPY CAT
I love cyanide.

Boo smiles. She wags her tail, intrigued.

BOO
Oooh - what’s that?

GRUMPY CAT
A device for killing.

Boo frowns.

BOO
Of course it is.

The TV changes from the movie.

GRUMPY CAT
You changed it?

BOO
No.

GRUMPY CAT
Then what the hell is going on? Not that I’m complaining - Andrew McCarthty is worse than a million smiles.

She grinds her teeth.

GRUMPY CAT (CONT’D)
Oh how I hate smiles.

BOO
Andrew is a good actor.

GRUMPY CAT
To mentally challenged people.

Their is a commotion on the TV. They both turn to it. On the TV is another dog. This is WHORE BITCH (Voice of Tom Cruise).

WHORE BITCH
Hello, cat and dog.

GRUMPY CAT
Oh shit - this fucker again.

WHORE BITCH
Yes! ‘Tis I!

He laughs a maniacal laugh.

GRUMPY CAT
Can’t we get a better arch nemesis than you?

WHORE BITCH
I offer for you to try, but most likely, you will fail.

GRUMPY CAT
Fine. What did you do now?

WHORE BITCH
I have captured Boo’s bitch.

GRUMPY CAT
What the hell are you talking about?

WHORE BITCH
You know, Boo’s bitch - the bitch she fucks.

Grumpy Cat turns to Boo.

GRUMPY CAT
You’re a lesbian?

Boo shrugs.

GRUMPY CAT (CONT’D)
I hate lesbians. Hate straights too.

Grumpy Cat turns back to Boo.

GRUMPY CAT (CONT’D)
So, he captured your girlfriend?

Boo shrugs. Grumpy cat rolls her eyes.

WHORE BITCH
Oh for fuck’s sake - her!

Whore Bitch brings out another dog, SALLY (Voice of Gillian Anderson). Sally waves to Boo.

SALLY
Hi, Boo.

BOO
Hello, random dog lady.

SALLY
We met at the bar last week. We had sex.

Boo thinks for a minute.

BOO
Oh, right. We did that.

WHORE BITCH
Now you must come and save her!

BOO
It was kind of a one night stand kind of thing.

WHORE BITCH
Okay, I get - wait, what?!

BOO
Yeah. I was never going to see her again.

GRUMPY CAT
Well, Whore Bitch, you really shot yourself in the foot on this one. You should have captured someone more valuable.

WHORE BITCH
But I can’t. All of the dogs or people that matter to you two are dead. We’ve had a lot of encounters, you know.

GRUMPY CAT
Yeah, I know.

WHORE BITCH
And besides, Grumpy Cat, you’re the one who killed all the ones that mattered to you. I didn’t even touch them.

Grumpy Cat nods.

GRUMPY CAT
This is true.

Zooey Deschanel Is Boo and Jane Levy Is Grumpy Cat

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These Two Will Go On An Adventure To Save A One Night Stand

Grumpy Cat And Boo - June 21st[/align]
Screw the monkeys!

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Now this is a mashup I never expected to see :blink:

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