| Welcome to Hollywood The Game. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| Two Opposites Meet; Ad | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 13 2013, 08:20 PM (108 Views) | |
| Pedro90 | Jun 13 2013, 08:20 PM Post #1 |
Get a Life
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
[align=center]INT. HOUSE - DAY GRUMPY CAT (Voice of Jane Levy) walks into the living room of her house. BOO THE DOG (Voice of Zooey Deschanel) sits on a couch, wearing a pink dress. She is watching the movie, ‘Pretty In Pink.’ GRUMPY CAT This again? Boo smiles. BOO I’m Pretty In Pink! She does a little dance. GRUMPY CAT Your pepiness makes me want to kill things. BOO Oh you always say that. GRUMPY CAT It’s still true. BOO You need to learn how to have fun. GRUMPY CAT I had fun once - it was horrible. Boo wags her tail. She smiles at Grumpy Cat. BOO I love you, you know. GRUMPY CAT I love cyanide. Boo smiles. She wags her tail, intrigued. BOO Oooh - what’s that? GRUMPY CAT A device for killing. Boo frowns. BOO Of course it is. The TV changes from the movie. GRUMPY CAT You changed it? BOO No. GRUMPY CAT Then what the hell is going on? Not that I’m complaining - Andrew McCarthty is worse than a million smiles. She grinds her teeth. GRUMPY CAT (CONT’D) Oh how I hate smiles. BOO Andrew is a good actor. GRUMPY CAT To mentally challenged people. Their is a commotion on the TV. They both turn to it. On the TV is another dog. This is WHORE BITCH (Voice of Tom Cruise). WHORE BITCH Hello, cat and dog. GRUMPY CAT Oh shit - this fucker again. WHORE BITCH Yes! ‘Tis I! He laughs a maniacal laugh. GRUMPY CAT Can’t we get a better arch nemesis than you? WHORE BITCH I offer for you to try, but most likely, you will fail. GRUMPY CAT Fine. What did you do now? WHORE BITCH I have captured Boo’s bitch. GRUMPY CAT What the hell are you talking about? WHORE BITCH You know, Boo’s bitch - the bitch she fucks. Grumpy Cat turns to Boo. GRUMPY CAT You’re a lesbian? Boo shrugs. GRUMPY CAT (CONT’D) I hate lesbians. Hate straights too. Grumpy Cat turns back to Boo. GRUMPY CAT (CONT’D) So, he captured your girlfriend? Boo shrugs. Grumpy cat rolls her eyes. WHORE BITCH Oh for fuck’s sake - her! Whore Bitch brings out another dog, SALLY (Voice of Gillian Anderson). Sally waves to Boo. SALLY Hi, Boo. BOO Hello, random dog lady. SALLY We met at the bar last week. We had sex. Boo thinks for a minute. BOO Oh, right. We did that. WHORE BITCH Now you must come and save her! BOO It was kind of a one night stand kind of thing. WHORE BITCH Okay, I get - wait, what?! BOO Yeah. I was never going to see her again. GRUMPY CAT Well, Whore Bitch, you really shot yourself in the foot on this one. You should have captured someone more valuable. WHORE BITCH But I can’t. All of the dogs or people that matter to you two are dead. We’ve had a lot of encounters, you know. GRUMPY CAT Yeah, I know. WHORE BITCH And besides, Grumpy Cat, you’re the one who killed all the ones that mattered to you. I didn’t even touch them. Grumpy Cat nods. GRUMPY CAT This is true. Zooey Deschanel Is Boo and Jane Levy Is Grumpy Cat ![]() These Two Will Go On An Adventure To Save A One Night Stand Grumpy Cat And Boo - June 21st[/align] |
|
Screw the monkeys! Hollywood | |
![]() |
|
| RitchieSteven | Jun 15 2013, 11:04 AM Post #2 |
![]()
Administrator
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Now this is a mashup I never expected to see
|
|
Hollywood the Game | Flip Brothers Studio | RS Creative | My Hollywood Dream | |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
|
|
| « Previous Topic · General Discussion · Next Topic » |









![]](http://z4.ifrm.com/static/1/pip_r.png)






8:33 PM Jul 10