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An Original Superhero Rises!; Ad
Topic Started: Jun 26 2013, 12:06 AM (100 Views)
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[align=center]INT. BUILDING - LATER

Weedman and Grassman sit down in chairs with some other people. The chairs are poorly constructed and there are AA meeting signs all over the place. Grassman turns to Weedman.

ZEKE
This is an AA meeting.

MAX
No, this is just where they have those meetings. We rent this place out too.
Max turns to the other people in the room.

MAX (CONT’D)
Zeke, this is everyone.

He points at two women, dressed in spider outfits. These are the SPIDER TWINS (Rooney Mara, Kate Mara).

MAX (CONT’D)
These are the spider twins.

SPIDER TWIN 1
Greetings, Grassman.

MAX
So, you can turn into spiders?

SPIDER TWIN 2
Nope. These are just outfits.

Zeke turns to Max and talks quietly.

ZEKE
What’s going on here?

MAX
I told you, these people are more weird on the outside.

Zeke nods. Max points at man, with pieces of bacon covering his body. This is BACON MAN (Kevin Bacon).

MAX (CONT’D)
And this is Bacon Man.

ZEKE
Jesus, is that real bacon?

BACON MAN
Yeah.

ZEKE
Aren’t you worried that people will rip that off and eat it?

Bacon Man shrugs.

BACON MAN
If it happens, it happens - and it has happened many times. I just get more bacon to put on. I have a lot of money.

ZEKE
Really?

BACON MAN
Yeah.

Zeke stares at Bacon Man.

ZEKE
Wait a minute, are you Kevin Bacon?

BACON MAN
No!

ZEKE
But I swear -

BACON MAN
No!

ZEKE
Okay, okay.

BACON MAN
Damn straight!

Zeke shakes his head.

ZEKE
So, none of us have any actual powers.

They all shake their heads, no. Max points at a man in a cop uniform. This is RAUL THE COP (Antonio Banderas).

MAX
And this is Raul the Cop.

ZEKE
I don’t get it.

MAX
He’s just a cop.

ZEKE
An actual cop?

MAX
Yeah.

ZEKE
So, he’s not even bothering to put on a hero outfit of any kind?

RAUL THE COP
A cop is a hero!

ZEKE
Of course, I didn’t -

RAUL THE COP
It’s okay. I wanted to join this group for a while now.

MAX
He just kept bugging us to join, so finally, we let him in.

ZEKE
I see.

RAUL THE COP
And I get my marijuana fix from this guy too.

MAX
And he helps me keep out of further jail time.

Raul nods.

SPIDER TWIN 1
Plus, Raul is damn sexy.

RAUL THE COP
Yes, damn sexy. Do you want to see my pecks?

ZEKE
No thanks.

RAUL THE COP
Are you sure? They are damn sexy.

ZEKE
No. I’m fine.

Raul shrugs.

RAUL THE COP
Suit yourself.

Max turns to Zeke.

MAX
What do you think about joining?

Zeke shrugs.

ZEKE
I guess. I have nothing else going on.

Max smiles.

MAX
Great! Welcome to the team!

The others all smile at Zeke.

RAUL THE COP
Okay, seriously, I want to show my pecks.

ZEKE
No!

Raul nods.

RAUL THE COP
Okay, okay.

Zeke shakes his head.


Due To A Freak Accident - A Man Will Turn Into Grass and Join A League Of - I Don't Really Know

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Grassman - An Original Superhero Origin Story

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