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Hotspot
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Oct 9 2014, 03:26 PM Post #1 |
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✔ I'm just that ridiculous! وہ
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Satan and God work together, God takes good people to heaven, and Satan takes bad people to hell. Satan needs help devouring the souls of the bad people, so he has assistants. His demons Sai and Shawnee go to Earth in order to take the souls of terrible people; upon arriving on Earth, they figure out how they can get terrible people. Retail! That's it! Sai hears a story about how terrible people come to shop in retail stores; Sai and Shawnee head off to apply for a job at a store. Characters Sai - He is one of two main characters, he is very clueless to the human world. Shawnee - Bot Bot - A lowly demon that cleans up messes left over by Sai and Shawnee. *Scene starts, Shawnee walking through a store near registers* Old woman: Hello miss? Can you open more registers? I don't understand it, every time I come here, I have to wait in line! Shawnee: (There are two people on line and two cashiers... This lady is just impatient!) Sorry Ma'm, you have to wait. There are only two people in line and two cashiers, you'll be taken quickly. But if you'd like, you can apply for a job, we're understaffed so we can use the help! Woman on line: That's disrespectful. Shawnee: So is that outfit, but I wasn't going to say anything. Have you thought that maybe complaining and being rude is also disrespectful? *Shawnee grins and the scene cuts to Sai* Sai: Ah man, humans are such a pain! I don't think I can get used to this "Going to the bathroom" business! *Minutes later in the bathroom* Sai: I wish they had instructions for going to the bathroom! Man: HEY! How long are you gonna be pal?! I need to go!! Sai: Just give me 5 minutes! Man: (Leaves and comes back 2 minutes later!) Listen pal! I've been waiting forever! Just wipe your ass and get out of there! Sai: My first victim! (Grins) *Back to Shawnee. The room goes black and the two women and Shawnee are highlighted* Shawnee: Satan, I've found some food for you!! Old Woman: What's going on? What's happening? Shawnee: You're impatient, a complainer.. and you over there! You're just a bitch! Woman: Excuse me! *Back to Sai* Sai: Impatient are we? Rude too. Men: What the fuck are you talking about?! Let me take a SHIT!!! Sai: Heh. *Side screen* Sai & Shawnee: Human of earth, Creature of darkness, Heartless THING! Your soul is MINE! *The old lady, the woman and the man get sucked up into darkness with red eyes and vanish, their screams can be heard and blood splatters everywhere." " Nobody in the real world see's this happening, and it's like the people never existed." Edited by Hotspot, Oct 9 2014, 09:36 PM.
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Kimi Shinitamou Koto Nakare
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