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Sep 30 2011, 02:26 PM Post #1 |
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✔ I'm just that ridiculous! وہ
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This isn't a typical yaoi story, cause it's not a yaoi story. But it has yaoi related themes, as well as the main character is gay. My Ordinary Life ![]() Noah-The main character. Noah: I can't believe I'm getting married! I'm so happy! But...who is it I'm marrying?Aunt: Oh, how could you forget? You're getting married to royalty! Your uncle lewis! Noah: Oh that's great! Wait... did you just say UNCLE?!?!! O_O" Aunt: Yes, you two will live happily ever after as kings! Noah: Wha-wha-wha.... I DON'T WANT TO MARRY MY UNCLE!!! THAT'S WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!! I want to marry someone else!!! Like the cute boy that works at the supermarket or something! Aunt: Just be ready, the wedding starts in 10 minutes! Noah: TT_TT Noah's Grandmother: Noah...Noah.. Noah... Bad news! Your uncle lewis is stuck in traffic so you have to marry your father instead! Noah: WHAT?!?! Noah's Grandmother: I said Bad news! Your uncle lewis is tuck in traffic so you have to marry your father instead! Noah: I know you said that, I am just in shock that you said that!! That's worse than marrying my uncle!! Noah's Grandmother: Well, you have 5 minutes and then you have to go down the aisle.. Noah: WHAT THE HELL?!? This is going to be one awkward friggin wedding!!! I hope I don't have to do anything but get married....eww... >.>" Noah's Father: Okay son let's go. Noah: ...Okay... >.>" *Noah wakes up* Noah:??? It was a dream? IT WAS A DREAM!! THANK GOD IT WAS A DREAM!!! Noah's Mom: *shouts* SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP! Noah: Sorry! ![]() *Three weeks later* Noah's Aunt: Hey Noah, fun time last night right? Noah: Hmm? What do you mean? Noah's Aunt: Fun time last night right? Noah: I have no idea what you're talking about... Noah's Aunt: You mean.. you don't remember me drugging you so you could do lot's of gay dirty things with your uncle, my husband? Noah: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Noah's Aunt: I said you don't remember me drugging you so you could do lot's of gay dirty things with your uncle, my husband? The drugs made you unconcious so that you wouldn't remember, but do you remember anyway? Noah: Your logic makes no sense at all O_o Noah's Aunt: Oh, here. I took some photo's! Noah: Wha? Noah's Aunt: Here look at them! *Noah recieves a big stack of printed photo's* Noah: Hmm.....! OH MY GAWD! O_O" *All of the photo's have Noah and his uncle doing dirty gay stuff* Noah: MY EYESS!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!! OH MAI GAWD I CAN'T...I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN!!!! Noah's Aunt: Do you want a glass of water for your burning eyes? Noah's Uncle: *Comes from behind Noah* hey baby, nice freaky gay sex last night ;3 Noah: OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S REALLY GROSS!!!!!!!! *Noah runs away* *Noah wakes up* Noah: It... it was a dream? Thank the heavens! But geez! What's with these really gay dreams with my relatives? DO I have a thing for them or something?! GOD I HOPE NOT! Edited by Hotspot, Sep 30 2011, 02:36 PM.
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| fiona1964 | Apr 23 2012, 06:49 PM Post #2 |
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Nice one Hotspot |
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Apr 24 2012, 12:04 AM Post #3 |
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Thanks! They're based off of real dreams that went exactly like this! O_O |
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Jun 5 2018, 12:27 AM Post #4 |
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✔ I'm just that ridiculous! وہ
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I should probably burn this honestly |
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Kimi Shinitamou Koto Nakare
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