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✔ I'm just that ridiculous! وہ
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A man named Natori finds out that he so little days left to live, he wants to make a bucket list! But the only problem is that he has a week to live! Fortunately the time fairy Nezuna is on his side! Natori will complete one of his bucket lists every day, and before the week is over he will go back in time and continue his bucket list! He just has to make sure that the task at hand can be accomplished in 7 days! As well as not interfering with his past selves that are completing something on the list! Join in on an odd adventure never told before! This story is rated T for teen, this story has language not suitable for children. Theme song. Complication Lyrics Natori ![]() Natori is a very mysterious and bi curious young man, everything he does seems to bug Nezuna. Nezuna ![]() Nezuna is a brash, harsh time witch who penalizes and comments on everything that Natori does. She is very childish and can switch sides at any given moment, she sometimes tends to do strange things and get's distracted quite easily. Mordavia ![]() Mordavia is a space witch, she helps create the universe, she also likes to sew. She is very serious but also has a soft side. Mordova ![]() Mordova is a Time fairy from a different dimension. She is very nice and sweet, unlike Nezuna. Chapter 1 "Natori is asleep in his bed, when he is woken up" Nezuna: Wake up! Wake up! Natori: W-What? What's going on?! Who are YOU! Nezuna: I'm Nezuna! You have 7 days to live and I'm going to help you live out your fantasies, as long as it doesn't involve me... I ain't no hoe. Natori: I must be having one hell of a dream... *Tries to go back to sleep* Nezuna: WHAT?! This isn't a dream! It's reality! And I'm a Time fairy! Natori: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you are... Nezuna: You're startin' to piss me off and if you don't behave, I'mma slap yo ass. Natori: Yeah... sure... Nezuna: THAT'S IT! "Nezuna takes out a giant mallet and whacks Natori" Natori: OWW!!! HEY THAT HURT!!!!!!!! Nezuna: No duh, jackass. Natori: Hey wait... that hurt..... so... this... this... is .... real life?! Nezuna: That's what I was tryin' to tell ya, but ya don't friggin listen. Natori: So I'm gunna die? Nezuna: Yup. Natori: In 7 days? Nezuna: Yup. Natori: And you're a time fairy and you're going to help me? Nezuna: Yup. Natori: Yeah right, you're probably just a burglar. Nezuna: WHAT THE HELL!!! Listen here mister! I don't have to deal with your crap! "A woman with purple hair appears out of nowhere" Natori: HOLY SHIT!! Where did you come from?! Mordavia: I'm Mordavia, the space witch. I figured Nezuna would have a problem explaining the situation here.... so I just came to help before she murders you... Nezuna: MORDAVIA! I said I wouldn't murder clients anymore if they pissed me off! Nezuna: Okay Natori, what is it that is on your list exactly? Natori: Ah well you see.. 1. Learn how to fish. 2. Ride a Hippo. 3. Skydive 4. Go to an exotic place 5. Climb mount everest 6. Raid a tomb 7. Go on an Adventure 8. Pilot a plane 9. Travel to Antarctica 10. Stay at an inn in Alaska. 11. Break up with my girlfriend on National television for being a whore. 12. Watch gay porn 13. Sleep with a man. 14. Then have sex with him. 15. Oh yeah, and make out with him first. 16. Quack like a duck while juggling and eating a pie. 17. Fight Crime 18. Eat a human. (No not live) 19. Go back to the medieval ages. 20. Go back to the age of the dinosaurs. 2. Ride a Hippo Nezuna: You aren't serious, are you? Natori: What? Nezuna: You have 7 days to live, I'm helping you with your bucket list.. and you want to ride a damn hippo?! What's so exciting about that?! HERPA DERP I'M RIDING A DAMN HIPPO! LOOK AT ME BITCH!!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?! Natori: But... but.. Nezuna: Whatever, let's just go before it get's dark! 11. Break up with my girlfriend on national tv for being a whore Nezuna: Wow, you're nice... Natori: It means nothing coming from you. Nezuna: What does this mean?? Natori: You criticize everything I do! Nezuna: YEAH BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY STUPID IDEAS!!! Do something interesting like jumping off a cliff or some shit. So then when you have an interesting idea, instead you've got a nasty one like this! Natori: Yeah, because she cheated on me with 10 other men! She even did it in my parents house! Nezuna: Wow, what a whore. How does that even work? Natori: We were sleeping over and she decided to have company while we were all sleeping except for her, although she was sleeping... just not literally. Nezuna: Hussie. Let's get her, let's get her good! Natori: Oh now you're agreeing with me? Nezuna: I never disagreed! Natori: Yes you did. Nezuna: NUH UH. Natori: Yes. Nezuna: I did no such thing! Now let's hurry and figure this out! 13. Sleep with a man. 14. Then have sex with him. 15. Oh yeah, and make out with him first. Nezuna: EWW Gay secks. Natori: What. Have a problem with gays now? Nezuna: Oh no, it's just thinking about you in any sexual manner turns my stomach. That's all. Otherwise I have no problem, straight or gay, just as long as it doesn't have YOU in it. Ick... leaves a bad taste in my mouth, let's go in a moment. But first let me brush my teeth with Ammonia. 18. Eat a human Nezuna: Eat a human eh? What kind of sick bastard are you? Natori: It's not like that! I've just always been curious!!! Nezuna: You sure are curious about alot of things, ya frigging weirdo Edited by Hotspot, Jul 28 2012, 03:25 AM.
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