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Topic Started: Dec 28 2011, 11:41 PM (248 Views)
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Sometimes I make up silly stories.


So... I was on the side of the road walking with a hippo. When all of a sudden BAZAM! A Flying toaster hit me in the head and stole all of my money!
Well, I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Me and the hippo ran after it, when all of a sudden the toaster flew away into space and we couldn't chase it anymore.
Enraged, I was angry and shook my fist! Well.. it just so happens that a cop was near by and saw me shaking my fist! He thought I was going to do something bad so he arrested me and the hippo!
3 hours later, me and mr hippo are still in jail and I'm still trying to convince the cop to let me out. Who would have known that saying I'd give him a BJ if he let me out would actually make me stay in longer.
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Well you see, me and this hippo were driving in the desert in a 48 mercedes. When all of a sudden, wouldn't you know it... SHE shows up.. OMG we are looking at each other and like OMG why is she here?
We hide our faces, because we know... if she spots us.. she is gunna wanna talk and we are just like no.. this hoe is too beneath us to talk to!
So we hidin' our faces. We like, don'tlook don'tlook!!!!
Well THANK GOODNESS she didn't see us, but of course.. because we was hidn'... I drove into a kid.
PS. He needs 30 stitches and has to wear a cast for 5 weeks.
We got cuffed for recklessness endangerment.

AND Guess who's kid it was?? HER.. you believe it?!
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Me and MR Hippo went to the zoo today, apparently Hippo's in general go to zoo's! They tried to get Mr Hippo! But I told them me and Mr Hippo were both friends and he is a good hippo, so they let us run around!
When we left the zoo, a wild tree tried to bite us! We ran to the car and got out of there!!
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Me, @loganisonfs and @LinkFi were grouping together to look for a man for each of us.
When who'd you know it shows up. We be all HAY GURL HAY, and she be all... OMG GAIS whatchu doin hurr? We be like, we lookin' for a man for each of us.
She be all, OMG can I go too?! And we be all, sure gurl.. sure.
The four of us are walking.. when all of a sudden! A wild chicken egg thing appears!
It tries to attack us! But I take out a boomerang and throw it!
It knocks it down and we run!
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One time there was a murderous toaster, the toaster went around killing anyone wearing silver.
One day the murderous toaster stepped in a pool and died.

The end.
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Once upon a time there was a lonely potato, that potato went out to make friends so it went on an adventure.
On it's adventure it discovered how to use magic and it fought monsters with it's weapon (Rocks).
The lonely potato went to the town of Avalon, which is totally not the name of the legendary island in the Spyro games, if that's what you're thinking. Causeittotallyis.
When the lonely potato got to Avalon, he fought a beast so strong he would have died if it weren't for a mysterious stranger coming in to help him.
The mysterious stranger was none other than a potatoette, she was as strong as 100 cabbages combined! Her weapon are nun-chucks.
Together they defeated the beast and became friends, and went to Avalon.

In Avalon, Potato and Potatoette found many friends and treasures of a lifetime.
Finally Potato was not lonely anymore and he had some friends.

This is the part where you choose the ending! There are four endings.

Ending A (Good ending): Potato, Potatoette and friends leave Avalon and go on many fun adventures, the lonely potato becomes the friendly potato.

Ending B (Bad ending): A fowl Boar monster appears in Avalon, Potato and friends stand no chance and they all get eaten by the beast.

Ending C (The neutral ending): Potato and friends have a dance party and live happily ever after in Avalon.

Ending D (The weird ending): The lonely potato has a dream he is being boiled in a pot of stew, as he freaks out he wakes up and realizes it was just a dream. But now he's human! He's in a space ship and being probed by talking chickens.
He wakes up again and he's the lonely potato once more, only this time he doesn't speak English but French!
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What is it with Los Angeles women and hiking? I don't mind a good walk but why does it have to turn into a sojourn across rugged wilderness for 10 miles? That sort of kills the mood. Are we supposed to run into a bear and fight it off together?


Yes, that is exactly how it's supposed to go. But you're supposed to win the fight with the bear and then you and the bear become friends and then she falls in love with you and the bear... in which you are magically teleported to a reality show where the woman must choose between a man or a bear; the one she chooses is the love of her life and she runs off with the winner, be it bear or man.
But watch out, there is a secret competitor called man-bear, who is a half man half bear person due to beastiality and is the result if the woman chooses the bear.

Either that, or lot's of women just like to hike in LA. Everyone here in NY is a lazy piece of crap.
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What's something that's never happened to you?


I've never been beaten by a Walrus on a Friday.

*Hears a knock on the door.*

IS THAT A WALRUS!?!?!?

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When was the last time you royally fucked something up?


I don't remember, so I'm going to make something up.

There was this one time that I was invited into a kings castle, and well I got adventurous and decided to explore.
Of course I got curious and just had to move this oddly shaped candlestick that was just poking out like a penis.
All of a sudden, WOOSH! A door opened up and an extreme amount of air sucked me right in!
There I was in the dark, when all of a sudden candles starting light up, one after another... it revealed a hallway that looked like it would never end.
I walked down the never-ending hallway to find a room, there was nothing in it except for a treasure chest.
Now, I'm not a greedy person.. but I am a curious one... so I had to look inside!
Would you believe it if I told you there was a gold plated vase inside of the treasure chest?
It was so beautiful I just had to take a picture of it and post it on facebook!

But, what I didn't know was that anyone who takes out the golden vase curses the whole castle. Suddenly, the ground started to shake and the whole room was trembling.
Pieces of stone were falling from the ceiling and I knew it was time to get the F*CK out of there! I ran towards the hall way and out to the door and room where the candlestick was.
I saw a soldier who told me to evacuate, which is exactly what I was doing.
I ran out of the castle like a bat out of hell.
Eventually I ran so far I had reached the mountains... that is when I saw the entire castle delve into the ground and disappear into a bottomless pit.
I was appalled as to what just happened.

That castle was called 108 Stars castle, and the reason why it doesn't sound familiar is because this happened centuries ago, you see I am a time traveler and I went back in time to explore castles...
You may know the place now as Mount Everest; a mountain totally took form there afterwards, pretty amazing stuff I might add.

That's the story on how I destroyed a castle by complete accident.
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