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✔ I'm just that ridiculous! وہ
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~Aura~![]() Theme song. Treacherous Sunset Lyrics *Diner* Gigi: Ah, so you wanna here a funny story? Jax: Definitely! Ryne: MHM Gigi: So, one day my mother came in drunk as a barrel of oil. Jax: (Barrel of oil...) Gigi: So, she goes to me. "Hey cutie, wanna hook up?". Jax: No way.. *Starts laughing* Ryne: This is going to be hot! Gigi: Get your mind out of the gutter you idiot! Ryne: It's been in the gutter since 1994. Gigi: So I say "But I'm your daughter and you're into dudes!'', And she's all "PSHAWWWW.. you're adorable.. let's hook up.." I just told her to lie down, which worked surprisingly. I was afraid I was going to have to pry her off of me.. Ryne: That would've been so hot! Gigi: SHUT UP! *Hits* Ryne: HEY! OW.. Gigi: So then the next day when she is sober, I told her what happened and she said this.. "ME?! I wanted to hook up with my own daughter?! That's ludicrous!! You would so not be my type!". Jax: That's horrible, but incredibly funny! *Falls out of chair laughing* Ryne: Hotness averted.. Gigi: Don't make me hit you again! Ryne: I'll behave.. I'll behave!! * A girl comes by* Girl: Umm... excuse me, may I sit here? Gigi: Sure, no problem! Girl: Ok, thank you. Ryne: What is your name pretty lady? Girl: It's... it's Felicia. Ryne: That's a pretty name, have you have been ferocious Felicia before? Felicia: I'm afraid I don't understand. Gigi: Damn you pervert! *Throws bread bun at Ryne* Ryne: HEEEEEEEEY! Jax: You'll have to excuse them, Ryne's a big pervert. I don't know how we put up with him! I'm Jax! Gigi: I'm Gigi! And the big idiot over there is Ryne! But don't pay any attention to him, it just feeds his ego! Ryne: You act as if I'm always perverted. *Jax and Gigi give him a cold stare* Ryne: H-hey, what's that supposed to mean?? Gigi: You hit on every girl you see! I swear, you'd hit on a girl who has been dead for 6 months! Ryne: Well, at least she wouldn't fight the deliciousness of me. Jax: You need to get over yourself man. Ryne: What does that mean?? Felicia: Oh no, is this because of me?? Jax: Huh? Felicia: You three are all fighting over me because I am so beautiful! Jax: What.. Felicia: It's okay.. it's okay.. I understand you all have a crush on me.. Jax: That's impossible! I'm gay! Gigi: And I'm straight! Ryne: But I'm 100% straight man that you can have now, for the low low price of 0 money. Gigi: GET LOST! Jax: PERVERT! *Gigi and Jax both punch Ryne in the face, Ryne falls on the floor* Felicia: Eh... is he alright?? Jax: Oh he's fine.. Don't worry about him! Gigi: Yeah, yeah. So now, tell us more about yourself! Felicia: Oh... well Like you, I'm gay too. So I would only go out with her if she was *points to Gigi*. Gigi: Oh, so you like the G girl huh? Jax: Stop that, you're acting like Ryne now. Gigi: What.. no I'm not.......................HOLY CRAP.....OH NO!! HIS NASTINESS IS RUBBING OFF ON ME!! *Starts having a spazz attack* Jax: So what brings you here? Felicia: Oh, well I was hungry and I thought I'd get something to eat... Jax: Do you like steak?! They have a special today! Felicia: Yes, I like steak. Jax: Hey waiter! Can you get the steak special for this girl here? Waiter: Sure thing! Edited by Hotspot, Jan 15 2012, 05:26 PM.
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