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Topic Started: Dec 30 2011, 01:12 AM (211 Views)
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✔ I'm just that ridiculous! وہ

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*Diner*

Gigi: Ah, so you wanna here a funny story?
Jax: Definitely!
Ryne: MHM
Gigi: So, one day my mother came in drunk as a barrel of oil.
Jax: (Barrel of oil...)
Gigi: So, she goes to me. "Hey cutie, wanna hook up?".
Jax: No way.. *Starts laughing*
Ryne: This is going to be hot!
Gigi: Get your mind out of the gutter you idiot!
Ryne: It's been in the gutter since 1994.
Gigi: So I say "But I'm your daughter and you're into dudes!'', And she's all "PSHAWWWW.. you're adorable.. let's hook up.." I just told her to lie down, which worked surprisingly. I was afraid I was going to have to pry her off of me..
Ryne: That would've been so hot!
Gigi: SHUT UP! *Hits*
Ryne: HEY! OW..
Gigi: So then the next day when she is sober, I told her what happened and she said this.. "ME?! I wanted to hook up with my own daughter?! That's ludicrous!! You would so not be my type!".
Jax: That's horrible, but incredibly funny! *Falls out of chair laughing*
Ryne: Hotness averted..
Gigi: Don't make me hit you again!
Ryne: I'll behave.. I'll behave!!
* A girl comes by*
Girl: Umm... excuse me, may I sit here?
Gigi: Sure, no problem!
Girl: Ok, thank you.
Ryne: What is your name pretty lady?
Girl: It's... it's Felicia.
Ryne: That's a pretty name, have you have been ferocious Felicia before?
Felicia: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Gigi: Damn you pervert! *Throws bread bun at Ryne*
Ryne: HEEEEEEEEY!
Jax: You'll have to excuse them, Ryne's a big pervert. I don't know how we put up with him! I'm Jax!
Gigi: I'm Gigi! And the big idiot over there is Ryne! But don't pay any attention to him, it just feeds his ego!
Ryne: You act as if I'm always perverted.
*Jax and Gigi give him a cold stare*
Ryne: H-hey, what's that supposed to mean??
Gigi: You hit on every girl you see! I swear, you'd hit on a girl who has been dead for 6 months!
Ryne: Well, at least she wouldn't fight the deliciousness of me.
Jax: You need to get over yourself man.
Ryne: What does that mean??
Felicia: Oh no, is this because of me??
Jax: Huh?
Felicia: You three are all fighting over me because I am so beautiful!
Jax: What..
Felicia: It's okay.. it's okay.. I understand you all have a crush on me..
Jax: That's impossible! I'm gay!
Gigi: And I'm straight!
Ryne: But I'm 100% straight man that you can have now, for the low low price of 0 money.
Gigi: GET LOST!
Jax: PERVERT!
*Gigi and Jax both punch Ryne in the face, Ryne falls on the floor*
Felicia: Eh... is he alright??
Jax: Oh he's fine.. Don't worry about him!
Gigi: Yeah, yeah. So now, tell us more about yourself!
Felicia: Oh... well Like you, I'm gay too. So I would only go out with her if she was *points to Gigi*.
Gigi: Oh, so you like the G girl huh?
Jax: Stop that, you're acting like Ryne now.
Gigi: What.. no I'm not.......................HOLY CRAP.....OH NO!! HIS NASTINESS IS RUBBING OFF ON ME!! *Starts having a spazz attack*
Jax: So what brings you here?
Felicia: Oh, well I was hungry and I thought I'd get something to eat...
Jax: Do you like steak?! They have a special today!
Felicia: Yes, I like steak.
Jax: Hey waiter! Can you get the steak special for this girl here?
Waiter: Sure thing!
Edited by Hotspot, Jan 15 2012, 05:26 PM.
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