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Topic Started: Mar 27 2012, 11:05 PM (624 Views)
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Esmeralda


Bonquisha


Larisha


Qaulasia




Cleo: We have to do something about Esmeralda!
Pahn: She's getting out of hand!
Gremio: I know, but what do we do?
Mosty: She's really annoying, we should just kill her or something...
Cleo: Maybe if we found out what she was doing, we could address to her the issues?

"Esmeralda annoying the heroes"

*Len's Story*

Esmeralda: I'm bored as Fuck Len, so I'mma hang out with chuu Kay?
Len: .....
Esmeralda: So me and Bonquisha, that stupid bitch, we like... that ain't no stove... that's an obese woman! BAHAHAHAHAHA.........................*Dribbles later*
So I was sayin'... if it's broke.. don't fix it cuz yo stupid ass don't Know how to fix it either! What a stupid ass bitch!
and then there's Marie, if you know Marie.. you know her white ass don't know nothin'.. so of course she......
Larisha, she's cute as hell.. but dumb as a button! I swear, if she wasn't paying my rent.. I'd kick her little ass out!
I told that bitch, if she's gonna stalk me.. she needs to know how my make up is did! I apply eye make up twice an hour, lipstick ever 10 minutes, blush all the time and then I put some moose sperm on my head to get the right kind of stick... you know?
THIS RUN DOWN CASTLE IS SO BORING, BUT IT WAS NICE TALKIN' TO YA LEN! Toodles!
Len: I have never in my life ever wanted to kill someone so badly.. until now...

*Matty's Story*

*inside Matty's lab*

Esmeralda: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING MATTY?!
Matty: I'm just figuring out the output of the lights infrastructure within the hypotenuse of a triangle. It's for a new potion, or a super mega medicine ^_^
Esmeralda: I have no idea what the fuck you just said, I zoned out after "Just".
*Goes to another part of the room*
Esmeralda: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT DOES THIS DO?
*Explosion*
Esmeralda: OW! That hurt! Hey Matty, I stepped on a Bon Bon, can you get the gook off of my shoe?
Matty: OUT NOW, OR THERE WILL BE ONE PERSON IN THIS ROOM ALIVE.
Esmeralda: OH GEEZ, I know when a bitch ain't wanted.

*Sage*

Esmeralda: Hey Sage! I'm bored, you wanna play?
Sage: Uh.. ok?
Esmeralda: Oooh, look at yo pointy ears! I never really cared for elves myself, they all asses! They be all "But Esmeralda, you can't eat all of the cake! Leave some for me!" and I be all "Go to hell, I'm better than you stupid ass elves!" They kicked me out of that restaurant! RUDE! WHO KICKS OUT A LADY LIKE ME?! I tell you, those elves are nothing but losers!!!
Sage: O_O

*Tir*

Esmeralda: Hey Tir, Uh.. about your ugly skinny stick thing you use to fight monsters.. well.. I kind of broke it.. me and the girls were playing "Tight rope on Tirs skinny ass stick, over the water on a cliff" and Bonquisha's big ass broke it!... so here's a dead pigeon that Bonquisha shot by accident, that stupid bitch! Hope this pays for a new stick thingy! Kay bye!

*Kai*

Esmeralda: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kai: Oh, hey Esmeralda.
Esmeralda: Faggot! Tee hee! *Runs away*
Kai: HEY!

*Kullen*

Kullen: That stupid Esmeralda! She stole all of my throwing knives and then gave them back broken! What was she doing with them?!

"Flash back"

Esmeralda: Damn.. I got something stuck in my big ass teeth... I'll just use these knives!
*PLOP!*
OW! MY LIP! But at least I got that weird ass thing out of my teeth!
Here Larisha, you can stand on these for awhile for no reason so they bend adn break!
Larisha: Okay!

*Chaco*

Chaco: uhhhh............. She didn't do anything to me!
Cleo: Oh really?
Chaco: Well.. Okay.. she did ask to borrow my newspaper and she... and she... and she never gave it back!!!!!
Everyone: O_O"



June 3rd 2012






Death in the family
Reminince


*The girls are at a funeral, all wearing black*

Esmeralda: LARISHA!! LARISHA!!! LARISHA!!! WHY LARISHA!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!! LARISHA!!! I LIKED YOU BETTER THAN QAULAYSIA AND BONQUISHA!!!!! WHY LARISHA!!!! WHY!!!!
Qaulaysia: Would you calm down Esmeralda?
Esmeralda: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU STUPID BITCH!!! LARISHA IS DEAD!!!!
Qaulaysia: But she was just a..
Esmeralda: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THE F WORD!!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!!!!
Qaulaysia: I'm just saying, that you're over reacting!
Bonquisha: It's no use Qaulaysia, just let her mourn over the loss of Larisha.
Qaulaysia: But Larisha was just a..
Esmeralda: DO YOU WANNA DIE TOO BITCH?!
Qaulaysia: *sigh*
Larisha: Hey guys, the guy says we only have 5 minutes left! We have to wrap this fish funeral up!
Esmeralda: WHAT?! BUT I NEED 100 Million hours more with LARISHA!!!
Larisha: You can always spend it with me :3 I'm the real deal after all!
Esmeralda: Oh hell no, I'd rather spend an eternity with fish Larisha than human Larisha!!
Larisha: But Fish Larisha was a fish!! Fish aren't smart!
Esmeralda: Neither are you.
Caretaker: Excuse me but, a new family will be joining in a minute, would you kindly wrap it up!
Esmeralda: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Jumps into a grave with Larisha*
Qaulaysia: Why did they make a grave that big for a fish?
Larisha: Beats me..
Qaulaysia: To believe that this is just for a fish that she won at a fair.
Larisha: She got three! And named it after the three of us! I can't believe the one named after me died first!! =[
Qaulaysia: Whatever, let's just go.
Bonquisha: I've got Esmeralda!

"Bonquisha grabs Esmeralda and carries her on her back"

Qaulaysia: Hey, Esmeralda... where are Bonquisha and Qaulaysia?
Esmeralda: Right in front of me you stupid bitch!
Qaulaysia: I MEANT THE FISH!
Esmeralda: Oh! HMMMMM...Well, I last saw them when Larisha died!
Larisha: Larisha died a week ago!
Qaulaysia: When did you feed them last?
Esmeralda: When Larisha died!
Qaulaysia: Oh no! Not another fish funeral!
Larisha: Here we go again!
Bonquisha: Esmeralda... fish need to eat food or they'll die..
Esmeralda: Oh that's fine! Fish can go months without food!
Qaulaysia: That's Turtles... or was it Cockroaches...
Esmeralda: I'm sure they fine! They tough like Bonquisha! I know it!

"Esmeralda and the gang get home to see two dead fish in a cabinet where Esmeralda left them"

Qaulaysia: Uh.. why were they in the cabinet?
Esmeralda: These bitches are so damn ugly, so I put them in a cabinet so I didn't have to look at them!



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Edited by Hotspot, Mar 2 2014, 12:30 AM.
Kimi Shinitamou Koto Nakare
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Digging up old Esmeralda rp posts.

March 20, 2012


March 20, 2012


March 22, 2012


March 22 2012, Len's post


March 22 2012


Hotspot March 24th


March 24, 2012


March 24, 2012 Clive's story


March 24 2012


March 24, 2012. Clive, Nash


March 24, 2012 Nash


March 24 2012


March 25 2012


March 30 2012





November 15 2012


December 12, 2012


February 8


March 19, 2013


March 20 2013, post by Chaco


March 23, 2013


April 12, 2013


April 14, 2013
Edited by Hotspot, Oct 5 2014, 04:17 PM.
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