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May 30 2012, 07:54 PM
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✔ I'm just that ridiculous! وہ
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This is an original story, the characters Kai, Victor and Toche are based off of me and my friends... this story is a crossover with the characters from Hawaii Five 0. Two of the original characters in fact look exactly like Steve and Danno from the show, the only difference is that they are romantically involved, unlike Steve and Danno (Hopefully that doesn't stay like that. *wink* *wink*). The two characters Nad and Evan are supposed to foreshadow Steve and Danno's relationship.
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Characters
Kai, the protagonist of the story. He is Homosexual, who is also a crime fighter along with his friends. His weapons are boomerangs and moon shuriken.

Morina, one of Kai's friends. She is a lesbian and a computer geek that can crack any code. Her weapon is a stave.

Victor, Kai's friend who is also gay. He is very crazy and quirky, his weapon is knives.

Toche, another one of Kai's friends. She is very bubbly and happy go lucky, she is the only straight member of kai's group. Her weapons are guns.

Evan and Nad, are two of the teachers in the school they go to. They are clearly lovers, but they try to keep it a secret from the students.. even though they are not very good at it. They believe the students have no idea at all, but they know exactly what is going on.
There is also a Duo in Hawaii named Steve and Danno, who look exactly like them. The gang meets various people that looks just like them. http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hawaii-five-o-duo.jpg
Chapter 1: Ha-Why-Yuh
*Somewhere in Hawaii.... near factory buildings.*
Steve: I'll go left, you take the right passage. Danny: Okay...
"Hey! WAAAH!!"
"Sounds of fighting are heard"
Steve: Hey?! What's going on? ???: BLAAAH!! *Dies*
Chapter 2: Bakc Hoem
*In the classroom with professor Nad*
Kai: So, what do you guys want to do today? Victor: Let's watch some yaoi! Toche: I wanted to pet a kitty, but yaoi sounds good too! Kai: Those are both great ideas, but I thought we would do some patrol today? Victor: We could do that too... but I do love the yaoi. Toche: Why don't we pet kittens, while watching yaoi.. while waiting for bad guys to show up! Kai: Uh....
*Professor Evan walks in, handing Nad a paper*
"The paper says 'I want you inside me', Nad smiles and Evan walks away with a wink"
Kai: I wonder what that was all about? Toche: I don't know : O Victor: Guys! Don't you know?! Kai: Know what? Victor: Professor Nad and Evan are lovers!!! Kai: What?! Toche: Really?! Kai & Toche: YOU MEAN LIKE A REAL LIFE YAOI!? Victor: Yes. But, they don't realize that anyone else knows! Kai: How... Victor: They are oblivious to the fact that everyone and their grandma knows that they pork each other every damn night.. I bet they're like "AYE!! AYE PAPPPPI!!!!!" as they come all over themselves... I bet it's hot. Kai: IT sounds HOT!! Heck, if this was an anime.. my nose would be bleeding! Nad: Well, class is over.. don't forget your assignment! Class: AWWW. Kai: You know, the sad thing is that these people act like 7th graders and yet they're all over the age of 20.. this isn't preschool, they should act their age! Victor: AWWW.. I don't want homework either... Kai.. would you do your homework for me? Kai: NO! Victor: But.. you didn't let me finish saying.. Kai: NO!
*Later that day, Kai is walking with Toche and Victor and....*
Victor (To Toche): So then, I was telling him.. there's no way in hell I would date you... I just cannot date a man who sings to an octopus whenever he goes to the zoo! You know what I'm sayin'? Toche: Oh.. yeah.
"Kai is in front of Toche and Victor, daydreaming.. when he sees something so extremely beautiful."
Kai: HOLY CRAP!!!!! Toche: Kai? What is it? Kai: L-Look!! Through the door window to the classroom!!! Victor: What is it? .............OH MY DAMN... Toche: KYAAAAA!~♥ Kai: My eyes... my eyes!! They have uncovered something beautiful!!!!!!
"Kai discovers Professor Nad and Evan making out in the classroom!"
Victor: This is hot!! What did I tell you Kai?! These guys are butt buddies!
"The two professors are swishing and swashing.. .their lips meeting each other various times and their tongues flapping against each other. Then all of a sudden, Evan pushes Nad onto the desk. Evan puts his hands in Nads pants and... They start making out and Nad starts moaning."
Victor: This is better than porn!!!! Kai: I...I... I've never seen something so hot in real life before... Toche: I'm speechless!
"But then!! Professor Nad spots their oogling eyes at the window!!"
Nad: HEY! Wait! Evan: Huh? What's wrong? Nad: That! *points to the window*
Chapter 3: Caught in the act!
Evan: Do you kids know how much trouble you're in right now? Didn't anyone ever tell you not to spy on other people? Kai: Didn't anyone tell you not to have sex in school?! You'll get fired! Nad: He's right Evan, we can't let the word get out... Evan: Damn... Nad: Okay, here's the deal. We won't tell on you, if you don't tell on us. Kai: Deal. Evan: And no more spying! Victor: But.... my eyes witnessed something beautiful! Are you really going to take that away from me and my eyes?! Evan and Nad: YES! Toche: I'm a little sad now... Kai: Better than getting kicked out!
*The three leave and the professors put clothes on..*
Victor: Well, maybe we could search some porn sites or something later? Kai: Thanks, but no thanks. I think it's time for some R & R. Victor: OOOOH!!! I KNOW!!! Let's go to the local gym and watch gay guys come out of that place and suck on water bottles and stuff! Toche: What? Victor: Toche! Kai! Have you ever been there?! Toche and Kai: No. Victor: OH MY GOD!! I AM TOTALLY TAKING YOU THERE RIGHT NOW!!! You have no idea how amazing it is, hot muscular guys just run out of that place and do dirty things... one guy was totally touching another guys butt and another time this guy was sucking on a water bottle as if it was a penis!! It's really amazing, the things you'll see happen there!!! Kai: That sounds interesting, to say the least. Toche: Can we go to the mall afterwards? Victor: Sure!
*Meanwhile in Hawaii*
*Sounds of people being beat up*
???: Now now boys, don't you know not to mess with a girl? You'll fall flat on your face!
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Edited by Hotspot, Feb 5 2013, 03:58 PM.
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