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My Loverly Sibling; urgh...
Topic Started: Aug 16 2005, 05:17 AM (130 Views)
n3rd qu33n
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*ahem* I'm taking a break from typing up the Dragoon Guide... so I decided I'd officially christen the Bitch Box by updating everyone about my sister! That's the PERFECT thing to bitch about! (warning... this is going to be long...)

In March, my sister left for Job Corps. There she met a guy named Brandon.
In June, my sister was kicked out of Job Corps but before she could go, she asked Brandon to marry her.
Brandon said yes.
In November, Brandon and Kaytee were married.
In May, Brandon quit Job Corps to come home to Kaytee.
They left for Loveland, CO to start their life together.
All was good until...

ENTER THE DRUG ABUSING SEX MONGER FUCKHEAD HOMELESS PEOPLE!

Yes, these asshats are my sister's friends. She stopped paying attention to Brandon because all of them were massing in Denver. This ended in a very bad way... with my sister trying to jump out of the car while Brandon was driving and Brandon accidently hurting her by grabbing her arm to keep her in the car. (She claims domestic violence... We claim she's stupid.)

Pissed off, Brandon drops her off at the place they're staying while he drives around to cool off - he falls asleep at the wheel and crashes the car into a ditch. (He was all right, but the car suffered some superficial damage... not like I didn't drive that car hard when I had it... XD)

Kaytee then lets all hell loose. She suddenly hates Brandon for lying to her - saying that he said he graduated from Job Corps when he really quit. She hates him because he hurt her (*rolls eyes*). she hates him because he wrecked the car. Needless to say, she runs off to Denver to live homeless with the drug abusing sex monger fuckhead homeless people in which she fucked 4 of them to get over Brandon "being stupid."

Now, this left my entire family in a state of ':smack: what the fuck?!' So... since Brandon was being kicked out of the place where he was living and... well... he didn't do anything wrong so he moved in with us.

Sometime later, Kaytee comes back to pack up her things, evidently, her new boyfriend some drug abusing sex monger fuckhead homeless dude named Rumple... or... Gimpy... or Gremlin... or... I think his real name is Craig... want to try their 'luck' out in 'Cali' so they pack up most of Kaytee's crap, load it into the car and try to find 'Kaytee's Dog,' Kaysee.

Now, Kaysee isn't my dog... and she irritates me because she's a beagle, she loves to bark to hear herself and she likes to eat things in my room... but being an animal lover, there's no way I'm going to let my whoring sister be in charge of an animal - my family agrees so, I have to hide the barking beagle in my room for TWO HOURS while she packs.... Do you guys have ANY idea how HARD it is to keep a fucking beagle QUIET?! FOR TWO HOURS?! It wasn't easy... and it most certianly wasn't any fun...

Anyways... they leave for California. She calls a few times saying she's swam in the ocean, that she's having fun. Then comes the call we were all waiting for: Mom, I need some money.

She needs money to get the car fixed because it died in San Fransico... or San Diego... one of those places. My mom told her 'Tough shit.' and they abandoned the poor car that got me through my Junior year of Highschool. They hitch a ride to Phoenix, AZ with a trucker.

They dork around Phoenix for a while, my sister still tries to get money from my parents and they keep laughing at her - I can't blame them. A long story a little shorter: Kaytee and Craig walk down a street in Scottsdale, AZ while tossing a bag of marijuana back and forth... right infront of the Scottsdale Police Department. They were arrested and placed in jail one night then released until their hearing.

When their hearing came, they were charged with possession and told to pay a $750 fine. Of course Kaytee asked if she could have the money... Now my parents REALLY laughed at her. We expect she has a warrent for her arrest sometime soon, considering the date she had to pay was over a month ago and not only has she not paid, but she left the state of Arizona.

So, from Arizona they hitch a ride up to Salt Lake... where my sibling proceeded to wrack up medical bills for emergancy room treatment... for what, we don't know... the chest x-ray we suspect was because of drug use, the others are her normal problems with asthma and her anxitiy attacks. Anyways, she seems to think that medical care is free... and the bills keep coming here... so my mom just puts 'Return to Sender' on them and mails them off again. hehe

From there, she goes up to Cheyenne, WY to see her childhood friend Brandie - who happens to not only be one of my best friends, but one of my mother's adopted kids and, she's expecting her first child in October. Kaytee was expecting everything to be great... but Brandie let Kaytee have it, yelling at her how stupid she was being, the nice life she threw away, and how she, Brandie, got a smack of real life when she became pregnant and instead of galivanting across the country, she's going to do her damnest to give her daughter (which is what it is hehe) the best life she can. (And me too! I'm going to spoil that girl SOOO BAD! hehe) Kaytee gets pissed that Brandie isn't telling her good things, and runs back to Denver.

Unfortunately, this was around the time that I was in Denver visiting Jessi. Fortunately, Kaytee didn't know this until I was back in Grand Junction and proceeded to tell me she was upset that I didn't tell her cuz she would've stopped by to see me.

... Like I want to see her...

Anyways, now, she's trying to be buddy buddy with everyone. She calls occasionally, the battle plan is for her and Craig to go up to Yakima, WA where his family is and then go up to Alaska where they have a job in a meat packing plant waiting for them.

Needless to say, I'm shocked and appaled by what my younger sister is doing. I don't talk to her often when she calls, when she does I'm all monotone and I tell her nothing of what I'm doing. I honest to god, don't want anything to do with her. Though my mother and I have a few long term plans about this...

We're surprised she hasn't wound up pregnant yet (though, she does have a harmonal imbalance like I do that makes it... well, rather complicated TO get pregnant, but her's isn't at all as bad as mine is) So the deal is... if she calls, and she says she's pregnant, mom and I are going to take matters in our own hands. If she can't care for herself little alone a dog, there's no way we're trusting her with my parent's third grandchild (I have a niece and nephew from an older half sister) and my second neice, so... if she does, my mother is going to adopt the baby and I'll be named as Godmother. We don't really want that to happen... but it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

So... there you have it... the epic stupidness of my sister and her fuckheaded friends. This has really riled up my entire family, my grandfather actually cried, my grandmother is ashamed, my dad was hospitalized at the VA Hostpital's Psyche Ward to help deal with it, Brandon is still moping about, and my mom and I... well... we're trying to support each other and deal with it as things come.
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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Rayn_The_Dark_Angel
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The second i hear shes here in WA...... i'ma find her and kick her ever loving ass..... i can't believe all the fuckin shit shes pulled..... and IF she tries coming to me for help.... all shes gonna get is a door slammed into her fuckin face..... -growls lowly-
Ocean pulls me close And whispers in my ear
The destiny I've chose All becoming clear
The currents have their say The time is drawing near
Washes me away Makes me disappear

I descend from grace In arms of undertow I will take my place
In the great below

I can still feel you
Even so far away
NIN- The Great Below
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n3rd qu33n
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Nah, don't slam it in her face. Talk to her - that seems to piss her off more than slamming doors. XD
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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