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Almost in an Accident; GAH!
Topic Started: Aug 17 2005, 05:19 PM (133 Views)
n3rd qu33n
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Why's the rum always gone?
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So, I'm heading home on a one way three lane street called Ute. I'm in the center lane so that when I turn onto 5th Street, I'm in the right lane as it goes over the Colorado River.

It's 5:00, everyone down town is getting off of work and due to the traffic on Ute, everyone is going 5 miles under the speed limit. I'm following a Plymoth van at a safe distance - I can see the van's tires on the pavement. I'm busy smoking and rocking out to the Gorillaz on Magic 93.1. I look in my rear view mirror and all I see is "GMC". Fucking SUV's think they own the roads here.

I look back to the van, getting hot and irretated that traffic is so slow when I hear this ungodly crunch come from just behind me and from the corner of my eye, I see this Pontiac Aztec swerve just a bit into my lane.

Freaked out, I look behind me in time to see the GMC SUV pulling OUT of the Pontiac's side. The GMC obviously, was tired of how slow the center lane was and swerved into the right lane without seeing the Aztec.

Had we been going just a LITTLE bit faster, that god damned GMC would've knocked that Aztec right into my Jeep Cherokee's ass end.

TALK ABOUT A CLOSE CALL! O_O
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
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A Writer, a Nutcase
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This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
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Stardrakes
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Bloody hell, and i thought the drivers in Birmingham were bad. :o

Glad your ok ammers
<center>Oh baby, baby, Oh baby, baby, Oh baby, baby, How was I supposed to know, That something wasn't right here, Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go, And now you're out of sight, yeah, Show me, how you want it to be, Tell me baby, 'Cause I need to know now what we've got, My loneliness is killing me, I must confess, I still believe, When I'm not with you I lose my mind, Give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time, Oh baby, baby, The reason I breathe is you, Boy you got me blinded, Oh baby, baby, There's nothing that I wouldn't do, That's not the way I planned it, Show me, how you want it to be, Tell me baby, 'Cause I need to know now what we've got, Oh baby, baby, Oh baby, baby, Ah, yeah, yeah, Oh baby, baby, How was I supposed to know, Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go, I must confess, that my loneliness, Is killing me now, Don't you know I still believe, That you will be here, And give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time, I must confess that my loneliness, Is killing me now, Don't you know I still believe, That you will be here, And give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time

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Rayn_The_Dark_Angel
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Wow...... ROFL...... that is a fuckin close call..... yer damn lucky!!! ROFL YAY for Luck!!!
Ocean pulls me close And whispers in my ear
The destiny I've chose All becoming clear
The currents have their say The time is drawing near
Washes me away Makes me disappear

I descend from grace In arms of undertow I will take my place
In the great below

I can still feel you
Even so far away
NIN- The Great Below
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n3rd qu33n
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Why's the rum always gone?
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No kidding... o.O
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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