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Tobias The History Genius!; Seeing is Believing... o.O
Topic Started: Sep 11 2005, 07:44 PM (168 Views)
n3rd qu33n
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This happened when I was taking a quiz for my art history class. I was complaining about the questions asking really stupid things and after I'd answer them, I'd show them to Tobias... and the surprise was on ME.

Amy: I don't need an away message... I need someone to complain to about this quiz o.O
Tobias: ?
Tobias: go for it
Tobias: Im here
Amy: lol its asking stuff that have like... no importance to the chapter at all o.O
Tobias: ...
Tobias: like?
Amy: 11.
The White Temple, Uruk is oriented to the ________.
a. East
b. North
c. Persian Gulf
d. Orion constellation
e. cardinal points of the compass
Tobias: D!
Amy: lol
Tobias: But yeah that seems pointless
Amy: lol I know its not d
Amy: and its not c either
Amy: I think its e, but I'm scanning the chapter for the answer X_X
Tobias: Yeah.. how do they trust you to take an online quiz and not use the book?
Tobias: I say its F. All of the above
Amy: lol exactly
Amy: HA! I was right
Tobias: lol

Amy: UGH this thing is so STUPID
Tobias: lol
Tobias: Then do it quickly, use the book and get it over with?
Amy: Thats the sad thing, I AM using the book X_X
Tobias: lol
Amy: What's pissing me off is I'm right... And then I doubt myself and spend 5 minutes figuring out of I'm right, then I wind up BEING right
Tobias: ...
Tobias: lmao
Amy: Where can you expect to find an apadana?
a. cella, ziggurat, and citadel
b. ziggurat
c. cella and ziggurat, but not citadel
d. citadel
e. cella
!@#$%^&*( is THAT?!

Tobias: ...
Tobias: a citadel?
Tobias: lol
Amy: lol
Amy: I'm googling this shit
Amy: Dude... you were right...
Tobias: I was right?
Tobias: I knew it! All along... lol uh huh sure I did... I knew it.... really I did.
Tobias: LMAO!
Amy: Riiiight
Tobias: Citadels is always the answer... lol :-P
Amy: lol
Amy: You don't even know what citadel this was...
Tobias: so? It was a citadel... thats all that matters
Amy: lol
Tobias: But I was still right! lol -P
Tobias: :-P

Amy: Whose mortuary temple is located in Abu Simbel?
a. Hatshapsut
b. Osiris
c. Ramses II
d. Khafre
e. Akhenaton
Try THAT one lol

Tobias: C
Amy: Lets go down the line
Amy: Hatshapsut was in Deir el-Bahri
Amy: Dude...
Amy: How the fuck do you KNOW this shit?!
Tobias: :-D
Tobias: The same way I passed most of my test. I read the question, look over the answers once and the answer that sticks out to me is the one I pick. Im not right all the time, but I normally would passed a test with a B or better
Amy: lol shesh
Tobias: ... its like I know it as long as I dont think about it
Tobias: lol
Tobias: I blame it on past lives... :-P
Amy: LOL

Amy: The Old Kingdom Egyptian pharaoh who built his tomb at Gizeh was ________.
a. Ramses II.
b. Imhotep.
c. Sesostris III
d. Khafre
e. Akhenaton.
Do... THAT one

Tobias: D
Amy: ...........
Amy: Dude... wtf... lol
Amy: You're right... again o.O
Tobias: :-D
Tobias: :-P

Amy: Amarna Period art is characterized by ________.
a. elongated head and neck and intimate, relaxed poses, but not androgynous male figures
b. intimate, relaxed poses
c. elongated head and neck
d. elongated head and neck, intimate, relaxed poses, and androgynous male figures
e. androgynous male figures
I KNOW you can't get that one lol

Tobias: D
Amy: You didn't google it, did you?
Tobias: nope
Tobias: Got a bowl of cereal
Amy: LOL
Tobias: what was I right again?
Amy: ... yeah... you were
Tobias: o.O
Tobias: wtf... Im not even sure what Androgynous means
Amy: It means looks like both male and female
Tobias: ooo yeah
Amy: I'm bound to find one you won't get... lol

Amy: Who led an expedition to Egypt in 1799?
a. Benjamin Franklin
b. Napoleon
c. Howard Carter
d. Lord Nelson
e. Jean Champollion

Tobias: E
Tobias: Like I said, I dont get everyone right, just a good amount of em
Amy: lol this one, would be one of those. It was Napoleon lol
Tobias: ...
Tobias: LMAO!
Tobias: .... omfg
Tobias: Ok, this is the honest trueth... As I was walking away to refill my bowl of cereal I was like. "Im probobly wrong. The name stuck out, but it was probobly Napoleon..." Then I sit down and see you say that... I twitched
Amy: LMAO

Amy: Which Egyptian goddess is present on the Palette of Narmer?
a. Maat
b. Hathor
c. Inanna
d. Mut
e. Isis

Tobias: B
Amy: DUDE!
Amy: You're nuts!
Tobias: o.O
Tobias: ...
Amy: That's right!
Tobias: ...
Tobias: no way
Amy: Yes way!

Amy: I'm still amazed at what you DID get right lol
Tobias: :-D
Amy: I mean, do you even KNOW what the Palette of Narmer is???
Tobias: ... nope... still dont
Amy: Its a carving of King Narmer uniting Upper and Lower Egypt - a palette is what they used to hold their eye makeup. Hathor was shown as only two bull heads on the top of the palette o.O
Tobias: O.o
Tobias: oddness
Amy: lol yeah
Amy: Really
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DJ-ReBoRn
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Woot dat was some funny asss shit. For real.

Ya left some of the convo out though!!! lol. :-P
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Sounds like a fascinating class! Did you read the book? lol.
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I did! O.O lol It is fasinating, though the lectures can sometimes be boring... I actually have managed to fall asleep in it 3 times already - one time I was in the FRONT ROW!
<center>~*Seven Deadly Sins ~ Flogging Molly*~
So the years rolled by and several died and left us somewhat reelin’. Johnny strummed his tommy gun, left blastin’ through the ceiling. So what became of the rebels, who sang for you and me? Grapplin’ with their demons in the search of liberty. Suffers who suffer all can swim upon the desert, where Avarice have ravaged all, in spite of good intentions. Don’t fill your mouth with Gluttony, for Pride will surely swell, but nothing’s unforgiven in the four corners of Hell. Envy and its evil twin, it crept in bed with slander. Idiots, they gave advice, but Sloth it gave no answer. Anger kills the human soul with bitter tales of Lust, while Pavlov’s Dogs keep chewin’ on the legs they never trust. But it’s the only life we know, blagards to the bone. So don’t wreck yourself, take an honest grip, for there’s more tales beyond the shore. Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin’ waves, together undivided but forever we’ll be free. So sail away aboard our rig, the moon is full and so are we, we’re Seven Drunken Pirates, we’re the Seven Deadly Sins.
~*~*~
~*Pink Punk Pirate*~
Proud Satanist, an Artist
A Writer, a Nutcase
Your Head Nurse

This is Captain Pinkeh, he’s my First Mate
:capnpinkeh:
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